Hey peoples! Glee last night was awesome, I'm not going to spoil it for people who haven't watched it yet, but let's just say that there was some yelling at the TV, and now my mom is seriously debating on whether or not she should take me to a psych ward. Anyways… here's another chapter! Little bit of Klaine fluff! Also would you guys mind if I have Sebastian sing Blaine's 'My Dark Side'? Or do you want me to stick to Blaine singing it? Please let me know! I really also need some prompts, pretty please, as an early Christmas present?

Kurt

Kurt woke up and found that he was in his own bed and not the couch. He looked up and Blaine was staring at him… again.

"You just can't resist being a creeper can you?" Kurt asked

"And you just can't resist being adorable can you?" Blaine retorted

"Good morning to you too" Kurt said "How did I get in here? I remember falling asleep on the couch"

"Do you remember what you said right before you fell asleep completely?" Blaine asked

Kurt racked his brain but couldn't remember "No?"

"You mumbled 'Mm nve yu' and then fell asleep and then I carried you into our room" Blaine said

"Are you an idiot? How did you carry me?" Kurt asked

"Well it wasn't easy I can tell you that, I mean you're as light as a feather, but it's hard to carry you with a cast on, but I managed" Blaine said

"You are a doof" Kurt said

"Aw, but you nve me anyways" Blaine said

"Nve you? Oh! You are referring to when I said 'I love you' and it came out 'Mm nve yu' last night" Kurt said

"Yep, I'm going to say 'Mm nve yu' from now on" Blaine said

"Well we just have our own language don't we? Kliss, Klaine, Mm nve yu, boo, BB, the whole shebang" Kurt said

"Yep, I'm going to call it 'Klainese'" Blaine said

"And now Klainese, what's next?" Kurt asked and then kissed Blaine and got up. Blaine whined.

"Baby" Kurt said

"Only because of you" Blaine said

Kurt laughed "After school, since I don't have work, I am going grocery shopping, I need apples, so you will probably beat me home, don't even think about cooking" Kurt instructed

"Fine"

When they got to school Kurt dropped Blaine off at his class and went to find Rachel. He found her by her locker and when he got there he burst out laughing.

"What?" she demanded

"Really, Rachel? You're actually wearing the shirt Kitty you for Christmas? And a pair of Finn's sweatpants? Those are way too long for you" Kurt said

"This shirt was the only one that fit this morning! I swear, I doubled in size overnight, and same with the sweatpants" Rachel said

"Okay, okay, why don't you come grocery shopping with me later and we can get you some new shirts and sweatpants that actually fit" Kurt said

"What about work?" she asked

"Call and tell them that you're having pregnancy pains or something, I don't care, please?" Kurt asked

"I'll think about it, now we have to get to class, we'll be late" Rachel said and they walked to class

All throughout the day Kurt didn't really pay attention during class because he was making a mental grocery list. The only class he really paid attention in was dance class. He and Rachel were partners because they both couldn't really have full participation. Kurt had finally convinced Rachel to go shopping with him and were on their way to Wal-Mart because that was the closest store with food and cheap maternity clothes.

They went into the maternity section and had picked out a few shirts that were way too big so they hang off her and not show off her bump, with a few shirt's that were supposed to hug her tight and show her bump. And they also got some maternity leggings with elastic and some sweatpants that weren't way to long. They were finally done clothes shopping and were picking out food for the week. Kurt had everything he needed except apples and was waiting for Rachel to finish so they could go to produce. She had stopped in front of the pickles and was now studying the different jars.

"Rachel? You're picking out pickles… because?" Kurt asked

"Because when Quinn was pregnant she ate these in front of me, and it rubbed off, so I'm craving pickles" she said

"Please tell me you're not craving pickles and ice cream" Kurt said holding in his breath

"No" Rachel said, Kurt exhaled "that was last week, this week it's pickles and waffles"

Kurt sighed "You disgust me, now just pick out a damn jar of pickles, I really want to go to produce"

"Fine" Rachel said and she picked up the biggest jar of dill pickles and put it into her cart and they headed to produce. Kurt found the Granny Smith apples and he went to reach for one when his hand collided with someone else's. He looked up and saw Sebastian along with a handsome brunette that doesn't look like a criminal chipmunk looking at him.

"Sebastian! What are you doing here?" Kurt asked as he pulled his hand away from the apples.

"Kurt! Rachel, nice shirt. I was shopping, same as you" Sebastian said nodding to Kurt's cart.

Rachel mumbled something like "Only shirt I have that fits"

"Ignore her, and of course you're shopping, duh, why else would you be here?" Kurt said

Sebastian laughed "Oh! This is my boyfriend Hunter. Hunter, Kurt and Rachel, Kurt and Rachel, Hunter" he said introducing everyone

"Nice to meet you Hunter" Kurt said and shook Hunter's hand. Rachel did the same.

"I'm happy for you Sebastian! Ohmygod! We should totally go on a double date! We should go to 'Callback's'. It would be totally awesome!" Kurt said

Rachel snickered behind him. He turned around and looked at her. "What?" he asked

"Nothing, except you used a Starkid line" she said

"Darren Criss is awesome! And I think he looks like Blaine a little bit" Kurt said matter of factly

"Oh honey I know, you watched him to fill your void on not having Blaine" Rachel said

Kurt blushed "Shut up! I wasn't talking to you anyways! He said and turned back to Sebastian and Hunter

"So, next Friday, 8'oclock at 'Callback's'?" Kurt asked

"Sure, yeah, that be good" Sebastian said

"Cool, see you next week!" Kurt said and they left to pay for their grocery's.

Kurt arrived home and found Blaine rummaging through the cupboards.

"What are you doing? You better not be thinking about cooking Blaine Anderson" Kurt said as he put the grocery's on the counter.

"No, I was not cooking, Mr. Nosy pants, I was waiting for yu to get home and I got hungry, so I was looking for something to eat, until I realized why you went shopping, we have no food in this house, none" Blaine said closing the cupboard.

"Oh, well then carry on" Kurt said

"Don't mind if I do" Blaine said rummaging through the grocery bags

"Hey! I didn't say through the bags, the cupboard's is what I meant" Kurt said

"We don't have any food!"

"Exactly" Kurt said smirking

"Meanie" Blaine said

"Aw, but you nve me anyways" Kurt said

"That's my line! Anyways, how was your day?" Blaine said

"It was good, Rachel came shopping with me, and we bought her clothes that actually fit" Kurt said

"Really, what was she wearing today?" Blaine asked

"The shirt Kitty got her for Christmas, and a pair of Finn's sweatpants" Kurt said

"She must have been a sight for sore eyes" Blaine said

"She was and I almost forgot! I saw Sebastian today! We have a date next Friday!" Kurt said

"You're cheating on me with Sebastian? Wait, and you're telling me about it? Do you even know what the word cheating means?" Blaine asked

Kurt slapped Blaine upside the head with a package of tortillas "I'm not cheating on you! You're spending too much time with Finn, that was an answer Finn would have given me! I made a double date with you, me, Sebastian, and Sebastian's new boyfriend, Hunter" Kurt said

"Ouch! That hurt! And Sebastian's got a new boyfriend? That's great? What does he look like?" Blaine said

"Nothing like you, he's tall and a brunette. The only person who looks remotely like you is Darren Criss" Kurt said

"Oh, is that why you love me? Because I look like Darren Criss?" Blaine asked

"No, that's why I love him, because he looks like you" Kurt said

"Oh, really?" Blaine asked

"Yes, I started watching him because I found that he looks like you, and since I couldn't have you, I was going to watch him and pretend that it was you" Kurt said

"Oh, so when is our date?" Blaine asked

"Next Friday, 8'oclock at 'Callback's" Kurt said

"Cool, so did you get the apples?" Blaine asked

Kurt groaned "No, after that, I forgot to get the damn apples"

Okay, so whoever guessed Hunter as Sebastian's boyfriend, you were right! And seriously, prompts, please? And what do you think about Sebastian singing 'My Dark Side' instead of Blaine? I think it would fit. Please review!