The rain makes pitter patter sounds on the roof of the Candy Kingdom. There aren't many customers on this rainy Wednesday afternoon so Cake and Chrome have left the shop to the two teens and Bella so that they can go to the doctors. Fionna lazily wipes the countertop as Marshall and Bella play a game of cards. The door swings open wildly, giving everyone a jump.

"Hey, yo, girl!" An annoying purple haired guys walks into the shop, "Whip me up one of those purple Cosmos, will ya sweetheart?" He strides up to the bar and leans over the counter, resting his head on his hands as he stares at Fionna's figure. She cleans a plastic cup and looks at him uninterested, "You know LSP, if you continue to dress in purple and only eat and drink purple items you are going to turn into a grape!"

"Fine by me, I'll have a thing outside skin and a juicy, delicious inside."

"That," Bella says, "is totally gross." Bella ends her game of cards with Marshall.

"Hey you're the one with a dirty mind." He turns her attention to her.

"What does LSP even stand for?"

"Lumpy Space Prince"

"You wish." Bella and LSP commence in an odd conversation as she makes him the requested drink.

With LSP's extravagant entrance Fionna had failed to notice FP enter after LSP, and clinging onto LSP's forearm is a white haired girl. Fionna's and LSP's eyes meet. "Can we have a minute?" she asks.

FP looks at the girl and she gives him a small nod. He follows Fionna to one of the empty booths. With LSP and Bella engaged in a meaningless argument about who knows what, the white haired girl has no one to talk to but Marshall. She walks over to him and leans back on the counter, trying too hard to show off her breasts.

"Hey stranger." She says.

"What the hell are you doing here Ashley?" Marshall snaps at her.

"What happened to being civil, Mar-mar?"

"Don't globbing call me that!" His temper is getting the best of him.

"Globbing? Wow, what has she done to you?" Ashley looks over to where Fionna and FP are talking.

"She hasn't done anything. Now go away." He motions her way with his hand but she gets a hold of his wrist.

"Back to old habits I see." A deviant smile creeps upon her face. He breaks her grasp.

"It's no one of your business."

"She must be something, for you to want her bad. Careful or my little Flame Prince will steal the princess."

"A king is better than a prince."

"Yes, but a king already has a queen." She looks at him and bats her eyelashes.

"We were done long ago." She moves around Marshall as he talks. She stands behind him and puts her hands on his shoulders.

"Don't tell me you've forgotten about all the great times we had together?" She starts massaging his shoulders. "Remember mar-mar? Those lonesome times in my room, smoking it up, you and me, and then getting so high we'd have to discover each other's anatomies/" She's practically cooing in his ear. Marshall shoves her hands away from him.

"Don't even start." He turns in his seat to face her. "I thought you were with him."

"So what if I am? Are you jealous?"

"No."

"Then why do you care?"

"Because…" Marshall can think of a hundred reasons of why he cares but a sudden action interrupts his train of thoughts. Ashley's lips are dry as she presses them forcefully against Marshall's. He is tapped in her grasp as she holds down his wrists. The world literally spins around as FP turns him in his seat and punches Marshall in the mouth.

AN: Sorry it took so long the bf and I are having problems and well I haven't been in the mood to write. As you can see some of my probs are reflected in the chapters somehow. Well I wanted to finally properly introduce Ashley, yes she is technically with Flame Prince but hey she's a whore lol um so that there aren't any questions, Fionna wanted to kiss marshall last time cuz she has feelings for him too but shes unsure, Fionna wanted to talk to flame prince because hes been ignoring her and she wanted to know wuts going on, Bella and LSP do not like each other their just frienemis. And bella is 25 years old.

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