"What the hell, Ember?!" Fionna is definitely pist as she rages through the hall. "You busted Marshall's lumping lip!" FP looks at her seriously uninterested.

"So what?" He asks, "He kissed my girlfriend."

"So what?!" Fionna asks "He won't be able to sing for a while and that's going to make sales go down. And if you ask me it seemed like she was the one kissing him."

"You're just mad because you can't kiss him now."

Fi's face becomes a furious red. Their yelling has attracted a crowd. "What the glob is wrong with you! Why the hell would I want to kiss Marshall? He's my lumping bro, dude. We're just buds and even if we were more than that, which we aren't, why would it matter to you?!"

"Because I like you!" The heat has risen up to his face as well. "I like like you!"

"Doesn't seem like it. You're going around punching my friends and kissing your girl!" Fionna is on the verge of tears. Gumball gets out of his classroom to see what all the commotion is about.

"If you really like like me," Fionna continues, "then you would have said something to me, instead of hooking up with some girl."

"I tried! Since that first time we met, I did try, but you never noticed!" The bell rings.

"Alright everyone get to class," ushers Gumball.

"You didn't try!" Fionna ignores Gumballl, "I would of noticed if you had."

"Ashley doesn't even matter to me. She's nothing to me because I like you." Fionna looks into FP's eyes. Her eyes hold pain and anger; his show remorse and likeness.

"Ember, Fionna, get to class." Gumball commands. There are still some students loitering around the two of them.

"Do you really mean that?" Fionna asks FP, half of the anger gone from her tone.

"Yes, I do."

"Fionna's eyes slit and she shakes her head. "Then you are an asshole." She slaps him hard across the face.

"Fionna Ward, to the principal's office!" Gumball takes her by the arm and leads her away. "The rest of you get to class now!" No one had ever seen Gumball so angry, everyone but the stunned FP scatters. Fionna turns back to look at him.

"Don't you dare ever talk to me ever again," She spats out, "and I better not see you, or your friends, at the Candy Kingdom." Gumball tugs her around a corner and FP dwells there as if he was just told he had cancer and was told he had one day to live.

Fionna is on her way to the Candy Kingdom after school. Today had totally sucked. She'd gotten a week's worth of detention for assaulting another student.

Assulting my butt, she thinks, he totally had that coming for saying all that stupid junk. Just thinking about it made her blood boil. Even if he did like her, he has a girlfriend. When he had walked in with Ashley yesterday afternoon she'd been slightly disappointed. It's not that she likes FP, just that he could have done better. When she had talked to him about it, he had said that he'd met her at a party.

So they hadn't been going out for long, so why did he punch Marshall for kissing her? But that's not what she'd seen. She saw Ashley and Marshall talking out of the corner of her eye. Ashley had moved behind him and he had turn but stopped to think of what to say next. Fionna swears that Ashley is the one that kissed Marshall but, why?

He's used to having girls swoon all over him, but none are bold enough to go as far as kiss him. Even if Ashley was bold enough, she had FP so why did she? Fionna can't help but feel as if there's more to it that what she thinks she knows.

I'd have to ask Pepper to clarify things. There are way too many things on Fionna's mind at the moment and she can't think straight.

She passes a man sitting against a building. He wears rags and has a weird horned-helmet-thing on his head. He looks seriously ill and on the border of death.

"Hey, you ok?" Her heroine nature never defies her. He resembles a zombie as he moans out a groan.

"Do you need some help? Food maybe?" The man lifts up a thin hand and stretches out a handkerchief to Fionna. She takes it politely. Surprisingly it is clean.

"Why…thank you." She is unsure of what to do with it. He motions to his nose with his hand.

"Oh do I have a booger?" The naïve Fionna lifts the hanky to her nose and in the blink of an eye the world becomes a series of swirly colors before she completely loses consciousness.

AN: the Lich…

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