I'm back! Hope you all had an awesome Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza/any other holiday I forgot. I got the Glease CD, and Glee karaoke volume 3 videogame, then ordered the Warbler CD online with Christmas money, and then I bought SBL book! Read it in about 4 hours, laughed my butt off, then cried. Anyways performance time! I didn't want to put all the songs in here, so only one song. May 17th 2014! Enjoy! Oh, one more thing (sorry) go check out the fics 'Barely Breathing' it's a Finchel fic, but it's amazing! There's a character named after me, literally after me. And then check out 'Kurt Hurt' and 'Blaine Paine' first one is done and second one is the sequel, but they are amazing! The writer is really good at poetry and songwriting! Okay now I'm done.
Kurt
It was the day of the performance and Kurt, Lily, and Blaine were talking over by the stage about an hour before the performance was supposed to start when Kurt and all too familiar voice.
"Unicorn! Blainey!" Brittany squealed as she ran up to them and engulfed Kurt and Blaine into a hug with Santana trailing behind.
"Hey Britt! How have you been?" Kurt asked smiling
"Awesome Kurtie, now that I'm here with you! I have been down a lot because there is this really mean cheerleader at school who doesn't like me, I don't know why, I've told everybody how I really feel about them before the Mayan Apocalypse happens" Brittany said
Blaine frowned "I thought that was December 21st 2012, Britt"
"No, an archeologist named Indiana Jones found a new on December 25th and the new one is September 7th 2014" Brittany said
"Who told you that?" Kurt asked
"Coach Bieste told Britt and Sam that after the first Mayan Apocalypse back in 2012 when Sam and Brittany were dating" Santana said as she showed up next to Britt.
Kurt turned to Lily "And there's Brittany and Satan- oops, I mean Santana for you. Brittany, Santana, this is-"
"Quinn! Yay! The Unholy Trinity is back!" Brittany said as if she just noticed Lily "But you look different"
"That's because she isn't me" said Quinn appearing out of the blue with Sam.
"Speak of the devil" Blaine said
"Quinn? But-" Brittany began
"Brittany, this is Kurt's and my new roommate Lily, Lily, this is Brittany, Santana, Quinn and Sam" Blaine said
Quinn and Lily just stared at each other. Brittany was very confused "Quinn? You never told me you had a twin" she said
"She doesn't, I'm related to Wes Montgomery the Warbler, he's my cousin" Lily said not taking her eyes off of Quinn.
"Yo, last time I checked Gavels was as-" Santana started
"Asian? He's only half Asian on his mother's side, we're related on our father's side" Lily cut off.
"Yes, and she sounds like you when she sings Santana, which is weird since she's not-" Kurt was cut off
"Latina? Yes I am, on my mother's side, my great grandmother is Latina" Lily snapped
"Aw hell naw, you do not sing like me, sing something right now" Santana demanded
"Okay" Lily said and started singing
"Well sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the water
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And in my head I paint a picture
'Cause since I've come home, well my body's been a mess
And I've missed your ginger hair and the way you like to dress
Won't you come on over, stop making a fool out of me
Why don't you come on over Valerie?"
Brittany was still utterly confused "Lily, sis you take Quinny and Tana's genes and make yourself look and sound like that?" she asked
"Brittany, no, just… no" Kurt said
Santana just stared at Lily "Wanky" she said and then turned to Kurt
"So Porcelain, we gots some news for you. Me and Britt's are movin' to NYC 'cause we cant's stand Kentucky anymore" she said
"I'm not going to ask why, but when are you moving?" Kurt asked
"This summer and then we gonna gets ourselves discovered" she said
"Cool" Kurt said and then Jeff came up behind Lily and stood up on his tiptoes to cover her eyes since he was about 5 inches shorter than she is when she is in her 2 inch heels.
"Guess who?" Jeff asked
"Hmm, Nicky is that you?" Lily teased
Jeff took his hands off her eyes and when she turned around Jeff pretended to be hurt.
"Nick, now you're dating Nick? I'm hurt Lily" Jeff said wiping away a tear that was non-existent.
"No! Jeffy, I was just teasing!" Lily said
Jeff eased up automatically "I know, I was just kidding, come here" he said and pulled her close. She bent down and they kissed, Jeff gripping her butt.
"Dudes, gross! Not in front of me, otherwise, I may have to punch you Jeff" Blaine said
"That makes 2 of us" Wes said appearing behind Jeff with Nick and David.
"Hey Wes" Lily said and pulled apart and she gave Wes a hug.
"Dudes, that was awesome, it was like watching Finn and Rachel kiss, only reversed and Rachel was the tall one" Santana said
"I heard that, and it's nice to see you too Santana" Rachel said appearing behind them with Finn.
"Wait a minute, I'm confused" Brittany said
Everybody sighed and looked at Brittany "Why are you confused baby?" Santana asked
"Because, isn't it incest for Lily to be dating Jeff? I mean he is a Warbler, which makes him Wes's brother, and Wes is Lily's cousin, so that means Lily is dating her cousin" Brittany said
"No Brittany, Jeff, David, Nick, and Blaine aren't my brother's, they're just really good friends that I've known for a long time. And back in the 1800's people did date and marry their cousins. It wasn't uncommon back then " Wes said
Brittany blinked "Oh. Okay, my mistake" she said
The crowd burst out laughing "Way to go Wes, you confused the poor girl by putting more knowledge n her head" Rachel said
"What? I thought it was common knowledge, how many people didn't know that?" Wes asked
Sam, Brittany, Finn, Nick, and Jeff raised their hands in defeat. Everybody laughed even more.
"Okay, okay everybody, go to your seats, it's starting to fill up, and we'll see you and the rest of the gang after the performance, but us three have to practice" Rachel said and walked off.
"Like we haven't a million times before" Kurt said rolling his eyes.
"Okay, but we to change into our costumes" Blaine said and then turned to the crowd "Okay, so Kurt's glee club get's to sit on one side of the auditorium and my friends and Lily get to sit on the other" he said
"Why?' Sam asked
"Because my brother is coming and I don't want anybody to meet or know his name until the after party" Blaine said
"Oh, okay" Sam said
Kurt took Blaine's hand and dragged him into the changing room and changed into their costumes. They were wearing blackish red suits to match Rachel's red long dress with black bow that actually complemented her big belly beautifully.
They were standing onstage behind the closed curtains and Kurt was very nervous. Blaine rubbed his shoulders.
"Why so nervous?" Blaine asked
"This is my first performance in college, besides my second audition for NYADA, but that was a much smaller group, and my parents aren't here, I know that money's tight, but still. Don't judge me, but I have these dreams that I'm going to die onstage or forget the lyrics or I'm going to sing and nothing's going to come out" Kurt said and looked at Blaine "Okay, you can judge" he said
"I think it's adorable, I think you're adorable. And the only people that are going to be dying tonight are the people in that audience" Blaine said
Kurt blushed "I love you BB"
"I love you Boo" Blaine said and kissed Kurt on the lips "Now I'm going to see if everybody else is here" he said and walked off.
Kurt sighed and saw Rachel all done up in her dress peering out the curtain, her eyes wide and face pale white.
Kurt frowned and walked over to Rachel "What's wrong Rach? You've performed lots of times" he said
"It's not about that, it's about who's out there" Rachel said
"Ms. Tibideaux? You've performed in front of her lots of times" Kurt said
Rachel shook her head "It's not Ms. Tibideaux, its Jesse" she said and pointed
Kurt looked to where she was pointing, and sure enough Jesse St. James, in the flesh and blood was sitting there.
"But you haven't seen him since-"
"Since January of last year, Finn and I were broken up, a month before Finn and I got back together, I was dating Brody and he wanted to get back together and I refused, he kept persisting for a week and then he just disappeared. I don't think he knows I got married or that I'm pregnant, I'm just nervous to see him again, I'm afraid he's going to do something and make a scene" Rachel said
"Hey, Rachel, whatever happens, I'm here for you, and we'll get through this together, and all our friends out there are here for you, Puck would gladly kick his ass, and Santana would love to go all Lima Heights on him, any of us would" Kurt said
"Thanks Kurt" Rachel said and hugged him.
"You're welcome, now let's go find Blaine" Kurt said and they found Blaine to the right of the stage talking to a guy with a clipboard.
"Hey Blaine, who's this?" Kurt asked
"Arnold, he's organizing the performance, he wants to know the name of our group so he can announce us" Blaine said
Rachel, Kurt and Blaine looked at each other.
"Well?" Arnold asked
"Three Musketeers" all three singers said in unison.
"Okay, you're up first, which is in about 10 minutes" Arnold said and walked off
"Okay are all the props in place?" Rachel asked
"Yes, stool on the left side of the stage for Kurt, one in the middle for you to sit on and chair in the back for me to carry out" Blaine said
"Good, now go to your places" Rachel ordered
"'Kay" the boys saud and Blaine walked off the right side of backstage and Rachel took her seat on a stool behind the curtain and Kurt walked off to the door on the left side of the auditorium. Everybody was n their seats and the doors were closed. He stood behind the closed doors with his hands on the handles and waited. Finally he heard the announcer announce them and the music started and Rachel started singing
(Kurt, Rachel, Blaine, Blaine + Kurt, Blaine + Rachel, All three)
"La da da da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection, baby
To be with myself and center
Clarity, peace, serenity"
Kurt opened the doors at the last line and started to sing and walk towards the stage looking at Rachel
"I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do"
He got to the stage and grabbed the stool that was set aside for him and set it so it was facing the right side of the stage just as Blaine came out carrying a chair on his back setting it down and sat down leaning up against the back which was facing Kurt as he sang.
"And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
The path that I'm walkin', I must go alone
I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown
Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I forsee the dark ahead if I stay
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and Uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my
Valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be play mates and lovers
And share our secret worlds
But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late and dark outside
To be with myself and center
Clarity, peace, serenity
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
La da da da"
The crowd was on their feet whistling, they moved the chairs and Rachel ran off stage and Kurt felt much more calm and confident as he performed 'Perfect' with ease, dancing around Blaine, again the audience was on their feet as Blaine started his rap part, and then Blaine ran off and Rachel came back on and they did 'Defying Gravity' and danced like they did when they performed 'For Good' on Broadway junior year. He felt that that song go the most applause and then Blaine came on the stage and they bowed and took their seats.
They watched some more performances, dances, monologues and even Brody singing and dancing. Then the judges whispered among themselves and went up on stage with a little trophy. Ms. Tibideaux took a microphone.
"Okay, we have come to a decision, will all the acts come back on stage please" she said
They all made their ways up to the stage. Kurt stood in between Rachel and Blaine and he held each of their hands with eyes closed and heads down waiting.
Ms. Tibideaux took the microphone again "Now we are proud to announce the winner, which is-"
And cliffhanger, sorry, thought it would fit. Now the costumes, Rachel's is like the one she wore for nationals in season 3 only a lot longer and flows more, Kurt and Blaine's are like the suit's Darren Criss wore for Trevor Live in December of 2011. Stay tuned for next chapter and please review!