Hello everybody! Happy New Year's! Here's the next chapter, and sorry to all you Jesse lovers out there! Still May 17th 2014! Also will you check out the poll on my fanfic page and tell me which fanfic I should write next? It'll stay open until I finish this story. One is based off of a fanvid on YouTube, the other is completely my own. Warning: Harsh language in this chapter. Oh and I have a new beta! Give her credit! kaylastargirl! She rules! And I thought all you lovely readers deserved an extra long chapter, so here you go! It's almost 5 thousand words
Blaine
"-the Three Musketeers!" Ms. Tibideaux announced.
The crowd roared with applause as Kurt, Blaine, and Rachel jumped up and down in excitement. Well Kurt and Blaine did, Rachel just kind of rose onto the balls of her feet. They hugged, got the little trophy and ran off stage. They were met with all their friends, (only the college ones, the high school ones couldn't make it,) but Blaine couldn't find his brother. Then he spotted Cooper and a brunette woman about 4 inches shorter, she was a little curvy and had glasses over her blue eyes. She wasn't someone that Cooper usually went for, but she had love in her eyes as she looked at his brother. Anna, Blaine decided.
Blaine excused himself from the group and walked over to Cooper and Anna.
"Coop! You made it!" Blaine said and hugged his brother "And you must be Anna, Coop here as told me so much about you," he said turning to the brunette.
She smiled "And you must be Blaine. It's nice to finally meet you" she said and hugged Blaine
"You were really good little bro! I liked the first song the best, no offense" Cooper said
"None taken, I really like that song too" Blaine said. He looked back at all his friends and realized that Kurt and Rachel were missing.
"Excuse me, my boyfriend and his best friend seem to have disappeared. I'll see you at the after party at my apartment, I'd leave about 20 minutes after everybody leaves, just so I can get them ready to meet you Coop." Blaine said
"Okay, we'll see you in about an hour and a half then," Cooper said and waved him off.
Blaine went back to his friends and asked where Kurt and Rachel went.
"They said something about changing." David said
"Thanks" Blaine said and he walked off backstage.
When he got back stage he heard a commotion.
"Just leave me alone!" he heard Rachel say
"Rachel, please, just be with me!" a voice that Blaine didn't recognize begged. Blaine looked and walked to the other side of the stage and saw Rachel and a very skinny man talking, well Rachel was trying to walk away, but the man stopped her.
"Hey! Is there a problem here?" Blaine asked walking up to the two.
"None of your business hobbit" the man sneered at Blaine.
That got Rachel mad "YOU DO NOT GET TO COME HERE AND DEMAND TO BE WITH ME AND THEN INSULT MY FRIENDS JESSE!" she screamed
"Rachel, come on, I know you're self conscious and all but I don't care if you've gained weight, I just want to be with you" the man-Jesse- said totally ignoring what she just said
"ARE YOU FREAKING CLUELESS?!" Rachel screamed "I'm freaking pregnant, you bastard! And married!" she was on the verge of tears
"Rachel, calm down, the stress isn't good for the babies!" Blaine said, as he went to Rachel's side and put his arms around her. She put her head on his shoulder and cried.
"And I suppose you're the baby daddy huh? She's probably married to another guy." Jesse asked Blaine, kindness at all now completely gone replaced with bitterness. Jesse than said to Rachel "I always knew you were a slut Rachel," Rachel cried harder. Blaine was going to say something but someone else beat him to it.
"Oh hell no, you do not insult my best friend Jesse St. James, ever" Kurt said appearing behind Jesse
"Oh? I suppose you got her pregnant then, always knew you weren't gay." Jesse said
"100% gay Jesse, also dating the guy that is holding my crying best friend right now," Kurt said giving him his 'bitch please' look.
"Oh so she is a whore and a slut, married and then fooling around with 2 fags." Jesse said
"Oh hell to the no, Jesse St. James, I will cut you for saying things about Rachel and my boys." Mercedes said appearing with all the rest of their friends.
"Jesse, no one gets to insult my boys and Rachel unless it's us, I will go all Lima Heights on your ass!" Santana said
"Yeah, you don't get to mess with my dolphins and the pregnant lady," Brittany said
Jesse sneered "Oh look, isn't it the lesbian sluts coming to stand up for their slut friend."
Santana lost it "That's it! Let me at him!" she screamed and launched forward. Sam, Finn and Puck were all struggling to hold her back while she screamed "¿Sabe usted de dónde soy?! Junto Lima Heights! ¿Sabes lo que pasa ahí?! Las cosas malas! Voy a patearte el culo lo siento en el próximo siglo!"(Translation: Do you know where I am from?! Lima Heights Adjacent! Do you know what happens there?! Bad things! I will kick your sorry ass into the next century!)
Jesse laughed as the guys tried to get Santana to calm down.
"Do you think this is funny? She's trying to kill you and you made Rachel cry? Just so you know, she's married to Finn, her high school sweetheart. After you broke her heart back in high school she went to Finn, her true love. Choke on that, you dick." Kurt spat at Jesse and then came over to Rachel and Blaine on the floor where they had sat down because Rachel's legs had given away earlier and hugged them. Kurt had changed out his costume unlike the other 2, he was wearing a pair of faded blue skinny jeans, a white button down shirt and a black vest.
Jesse looked hurt at Kurt's words but stood his ground. Santana had calmed down and all the guys were now standing in front of Jesse.
"You made my wife cry, and insulted my brother and his boyfriend; I think it's time we kick your ass, what do you say boys?" Finn asked looking at the 10 other boys.
"I think it is, Finn." Puck said cracking his knuckles.
Jesse seemed to get the message, he had terror in his eyes, he turned around and ran off.
"Pussy." Puck spat "Nobody messes with my fellow Jews or my gays."
"Gee, you make us sound like we're your property Puck." Kurt said sarcastically
"Hey, as long as I'm around, I will make sure nobody messes with any of you." Puck said
"Aw, Puck, you're so sweet, come join in on the hug." Kurt said "You know what, just make it a group hug. Group hug everybody! That means everybody, including the Warblers, Hunter, and Lily!"
At first they were reluctant, but finally gave in, and Blaine found himself in the midst of a group hug with 19 other people. Finally they disbanded, Finn helped Rachel up, and they went to change. Blaine didn't feel like changing, so he took off his jacket, and loosened his tie. Everybody seemed to have calmed down, so they made their way to Kurt and Blaine's place for the after party.
Kurt and Blaine arrived at their apartment and let everybody in. Puck went straight to the liquor cabinet, and then fridge. Kurt and Blaine had recently stocked the fridge and cabinets with beer, Mike's hard lemonade, Vodka, Whiskey and Tequila. Since neither of them were 21, they got Finn to go to the liquor store to buy the liquor. Kurt had gone to the store and bought a couple of bottles of sparkli0ng cider for the pregnant ladies, and the people who didn't want to drink.
Finn, Rachel, Sam and Quinn had settled on the couch. The boys on either end of the couch, the girls sitting on their laps facing each other with their legs out and Rachel and Quinn were massaging each other's feet. The rest had settled on the floor and in the armchairs, Jeff had settled on one of the chairs and Lily had settled on his lap and they were making out.
"Seriously guys, you are nauseating, I think I'm going to hurl!" Nick complained.
"It's like having Kurt and Blaine around again!" David said.
"Yes, Jeff won't shut up about Lily, and it hasn't even been a week! It's like hanging out with Blaine again!" Wes said.
"Gee, nice to know you guys like to hang out with me," Blaine said sarcastically taking a beer from an offering Puck.
"We do, when every sentence that comes out of your mouth doesn't start with 'Kurt this' or 'Kurt that'," David said.
"Hey! I heard that! You guys love me and you know it!" Kurt said coming into the room with 4 glasses of sparkling cider and a Mike's hard lemonade and handed the glasses of cider to Finn, Rachel, Sam, and Quinn. Finn and Sam weren't going to drink in respect of their pregnant wife/fiancé.
Kurt sat down on Blaine's lap where he was sitting on the other armchair. He took a drink of his lemonade.
"We have to come up with a name for Jeff and Lily." Nick said
Jeff and Lily stopped sucking each other's faces for about 2 minutes and looked over at them "Um, what?" Lily asked.
"Yeah, you know a couple name, Kurt and Blaine are Klaine, Finn and Rachel are Finchel, Mike and Tina are Tike, Santana and Brittany are Brittana, Quinn and Sam are Quam, Sugar and Artie are Sugartie, and Sebastian and Hunter are Huntbastian." Nick said.
"Um, we never agreed to that name," Hunter said.
"Too bad, we gave you that name anyways." Santana said.
"So, what's Jeff and Lily's?" Tina asked.
"Hmm, Jily?" Rachel offered.
"Leff?" Sam asked.
"What are your last names?" Sebastian asked Jeff and Lily.
"Montgomery and Sterling-" Jeff was cut off.
"Please do not merge our last names, it's just too creepy for me, I don't want that image stuck in my head, just… no." Wes said and shuddered.
Everybody started laughing at the thought of Jeff and Wes together.
"Liffy!" Brittany exclaimed.
Everybody looked around and nodded.
"Good name Brittany, from now forth, Jeff and Lily will be forever known as Liffy!" Blaine said.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Blaine jumped out of the chair forgetting that Kurt was on his lap. Kurt fell to the floor with a thud.
"Blaine Anderson!" Kurt said "You better be glad that my lemonade didn't spill, otherwise I would have to do some serious ass kicking!"
"Yes, god forbid if your lemonade spills," Santana snickered from her position on the floor.
"Hey it has alcohol in it!" Kurt protested and Blaine helped Kurt off the floor.
"Okay, everybody, that's my brother and his girlfriend, please don't freak out about meeting him." Blaine said.
"Why would we?" Mike asked.
"Because, just please." Blaine said.
"Okay, whatever bro," Puck said.
Blaine went over to the door and opened it. Cooper and Anna were standing there.
"Sorry for keeping you waiting, incident that ended up with Kurt on the floor," Blaine said. "Come in."
Cooper chuckled. "Thank you," he said and they entered.
Blaine saw everybody's eyes except the Warblers, and Kurt's go wide.
"Guys, this is my brother Cooper and his girlfriend Anna," Blaine said. Everybody started talking at once and they all scrambled up and started to crowd around them asking questions.
Kurt whistled loudly. "Hey! Leave the poor people alone! Sit your butts down and park it!" he ordered.
Everybody sat down in their original positions.
"Okay, now Anna, it's nice to meet you, Cooper it's good to see you again. This is Mercedes, Artie, Puck, Brittany, Santana, Quinn, Sam, Finn, Rachel, Mike, Tina, Lily, Jeff, Nick, David, Wes, Sebastian, and Hunter" Kurt said, introducing them all "Cooper you already know a few of them from when Blaine was in school, the rest of them are my and Blaine's friends."
"Are you sure, they look like the-" Cooper was cut off by Kurt.
"-the cast of 'Sing', myself including, yes, don't mention it, they stole our life," Kurt said.
"Okay, now that is all settled, Coop, Anna, would you like a beer or a Mike's hard lemonade?" Blaine asked.
"A beer would be good please," Cooper said.
"Okay, and Anna?" Blaine asked.
"Anything non-alcoholic please, it only takes on time to mess it up for you," she said smiling.
"Been there sister," Kurt said.
"I'll get you some sparkling cider, we've got pregnant ladies with us," Blaine said. He went into the kitchen, grabbed a beer and poured a glass of sparkling cider. He went out and Cooper and Anna were settled on the floor with the rest of the gang. Blaine handed them their drinks and settled back into his chair with Kurt again.
They sat in silence until Rachel spoke up, "Okay, it's pretty obvious the Anderson brother's are very talented, I'm sure there was some brotherly duets by the fire growing up?" she asked.
"Actually Blaine and I were pretty famous around the neighborhood for our dueling Simon Le Bon impressions," Cooper said.
"We were not!" Blaine said, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Yes we were. What do you say little bro, a little Duran Duran?" Cooper asked.
"No," Blaine said.
"Oh, Blaine, you have to, you're both so handsome and good." Kurt said.
"Oh, okay," Blaine said giving in. He got up out of the chair, went over and put on a mash up of Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf that he had recorded the music for on his iPod.
Blaine:
"Dark in the city, night is a wire
Steam in the subway, earth is a fire
(Blaine and Cooper:Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)
Cooper:
Woman, you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
(Blaine and Cooper:Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)
Blaine and Cooper:
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
(Cooper: Smell like I sound!)
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
(Cooper: Straddle the line!)
And when she shines she really shows you all she can
(Cooper: Mouth is alive!)
Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande
Blaine:
Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
(Blaine and Cooper:Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)
Cooper:
High blood drumming on your skin, it's so tight
You feel my heat, I'm just a moment behind
(Blaine and Cooper:Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)
Blaine and Cooper with Everybody else:
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
(Cooper with Everybody else: Smell like I sound!)
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
(Cooper with Everybody else: Straddle the line!)
And when she shines she really shows you all she can
(Cooper with Everybody else: Mouth is alive!)
Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande
Blaine:
Hungry like the wolf, Hungry like the wolf, Hungry like the wolf
Cooper and Blaine with Everybody else:
(Blaine: Don't make a sound!)
Her name is Rio she don't need to understand
(Cooper with Everybody else: Smell like I sound!)
And I might find her if I'm looking like I can
(Cooper with Everybody else: Straddle the line!)
Rio, Rio hear them shout across the land
(Cooper with Everybody else: Mouth is alive!)
From mountains in the north down to the Rio Grande
(Cooper: Ohhhh)
Her name is Rio she don't need to understand
(Everybody else: Smell like I sound!)
From mountains in the north down to the Rio Grande
Burnin' the ground!"
Cooper slung his arm around Blaine's shoulder while everybody was clapping. "You were good!" he said.
"Thanks, you too." Blaine replied.
Cooper went over and plopped on the ground next to Anna, and gave her a peck on the lips.-
Blaine sat down and pulled Kurt onto his lap again and kissed him. When they pulled apart, Jeff and Lily were sticking their tongues down each other's throats.
"Do you ever come up for air?" Blaine asked loudly.
"Yeah, you're reminding David, Nick, Puck, Mercedes, and I that we don't have anybody," Wes said.
"Okay, hold up, I got me a man, his name is Matt, we have been going out for 3 weeks thank you very much," Mercedes said matter of factly.
"Mercedes! I'm so happy for you, tell me all about him later, 'kay?" Kurt said.
"Okay, will do White boy," Mercedes said.
"Okay… so only Nick, David, Nick, Puck, and I have nobody." Wes said.
"What makes you think I don't have anybody?" Puck asked.
Everybody but Cooper, Anna, and Hunter gasped.
"You do?" Blaine asked.
Puck blushed. Puck. The Puck, badass don't take no shit from nobody and will stick up for his family and friends no matter what, blushed . "Yes," he said.
"What's her name?" Quinn asked.
Puck sighed "I need to tell you all something while we're all still sober and I lose the confidence," he said.
"Did you get another girl pregnant?" Rachel asked.
"What? No! I haven't slept with a girl in like, 9 months!" Puck said.
Everybody gasped again "Puck hasn't had sex in 9 months, how? Did the world just end?" Santana asked.
"No, I said I haven't slept with a girl in 9 months," Puck said.
Once again everybody gasped. "But that means you're…" Tina said.
"Everybody, I'm gay." Puck said.
"I knew it!" Santana and Kurt yelled at the same time.
"You all, except Cooper, Anna, Lily, Hunter, and Puck owe Porcelain and I, 5 bucks." Santana said.
Puck looked confused "What?" he asked.
"Santana and I bet everybody that you were gay, and everybody bet against us," Kurt said.
"How did you know?" Puck asked.
"Excellent gaydar." Santana and Kurt replied as they collected their money from everyone.
"Oh."
"Now, what's his name? When do we get to meet him?" Quinn asked.
"Um, you'll meet him at the mall tour next month." Puck said.
"You're bringing him with you?" Sam asked.
"No, he'll be on the mall tour for work." Puck said.
"Really? Is he a manager?" Finn asked.
"No, he's an actor," Puck said.
"Who are you dating Puck?" Blaine asked.
Puck looked down "I'mdatingChrisColferfrom'Sing'" he mumbled.
"What?" they asked.
"I said I'm dating Chris Colfer from 'Sing'..." Puck said.
"Ha! You all, including you Santana, not those excluded from the last bet, owe me another 5 bucks." Kurt said. "I called it, knew you had a thing for me, now you're dating my 'twin'," Kurt said.
"You're breaking us!" David said.
"Not my fault you bet against me." Kurt smirked and collected his money.
"Is this going to be awkward between any of us? I mean I'm still the same badass Puck I was a few hours ago." Puck asked.
"Naw, Chris is nothing like me except he looks like me and besides it won't be any weirder than Lily having a tattoo of Blaine's face on her back." Kurt said.
"It'll be a little weird at first, but we'll get used to it, how long have you been together?" Tina asked.
"Since October of last year," Puck said. "I wasn't ready to come out yet."
Kurt nodded, "Understandable."
"So, hobbit," Santana said.
"What?" Rachel and Blaine said at the same time.
They all laughed. "Jewish girl hobbit," Santana said.
"Yes?" Rachel asked.
"When is your baby shower going to be?" Santana asked.
"Oh, I guess I'm not having one," Rachel said.
"Oh, hell no, Rachel I am not hanging out with you while you're pregnant, for you to not have a baby shower. I will throw you one." Kurt said.
"When?" Rachel asked looking excited.
"How about when everybody comes next month for the mall tour and 4th of July?" Quinn suggested.
"Yes!" Kurt said "Everybody will already be here, so we'll have it on the 2nd."
"Okay, we have a lot already.." Rachel said.
"So we'll get you the extra stuff you don't have, have you set up the room yet?" Kurt asked.
"No" Finn and Rachel admitted.
"Kurt and I will come over next week and help you," Blaine said.
"Okay, thank you." Rachel said.
"Now sleeping arrangements, we have 2 arm chairs, our couch is a futon, so 2 can sleep on that, and then we have a mattress that we can pull out and put blankets on, co about 6 people can stay here," Blaine said.
"And since we haven't set up the baby's room yet, we have a bed, and we have a couch, a love seat, and an armchair, so about 5 people can stay with us," Rachel said. "But I think the bed should be for Sam and Quinn since Quinn is also pregnant."
Quinn smiled "Thank you Rachel."
"Britts and I will take the mattress on the floor here." Santana said.
"And Mike and I will sleep on the futon," Tina said.
"Artie and I will go to your apartment Rachel and sleep on the couch and loveseat, right Artie?" Mercedes said.
"Yeah, right bro, it's cool with me yo." Artie said.
"What about you Coop?" Blaine asked.
"Anna and I are staying at a hotel about a mile away" Cooper said.
"Okay, then Wes, David, Sebastian, Hunter, Nick and Jeff can go home to their apartment, since they live in here in New York," Blaine said.
Jeff started to protest but Blaine cut him off. "Jeff you have only known Lily for 6 days, you're going home, come back in about 2 weeks and we'll talk."
Jeff mumbled. "Fine."
"So that leaves Puck." Kurt said and they all looked at Puck.
"I'll stay in the armchair here, just because Princess is a better cook than Jewish Princess over there." he said.
"Gee thanks," Rachel said.
"Okay, now that that is settled, let's party!" Santana said as she held up a bottle of Vodka and shot glasses, and somebody turned the music up.
An hour and a half later the party was in full swing, whether they were drunk or not, some were making out, some were dancing, some were talking and some were just swaying and singing along to the music. Blaine was a little drunk and stumbling a little bit when he found Kurt talking to Puck. Kurt looked like he was going to throw up.
"What's wrong Kurt?" Blaine half slurred.
"Noah was talking to me about Chris. He shops at Target. Target! Of all places! I'm gonna be sick." Kurt said and starts to fall but Blaine and Puck caught him.
"Kurt, come dance with me," Blaine said "It'll make you feel better."
"Okay!" Kurt said and followed Blaine to dance.
They danced to 'Die Young' by Ke$ha and 'Raise Your Glass' by P!nk when Blaine said to Kurt. "Hey, Kurt?"
"Yes?"
"This is an awesome party, I want to live here!" he said.
"Blaine, you do live here," Kurt laughed.
"Oh, then we should have a party like this every weekend!" he said.
"No."
"Fine" Blaine said and looked over at Brittany and Santana. Santana was definitely drunk, but Brittany wasn't. She was just sitting, staring at her beer that had one drink taken out of it, listening to Santana ramble on about something.
"Kurt?" Blaine said.
"Yes?"
"There's something wrong with Brittany," he said.
"What makes you say that?" Kurt asked.
"Because she hasn't said much tonight, and she's not half naked, and Santana's not doing body shot's off of her." Blaine said.
"You're right, there's definitely something wrong with her, let's go see what it is," Kurt said.
They walked over to Brittany and Santana. "Are you okay Britt?" Kurt asked.
"Not really, the mean stuff that Jesse said earlier got me thinking about this cheerleader named Cassandra that's mean to me all the time." Brittany said.
Blaine laughed. "Is everyone named Cassandra a bitch?" he asked.
Kurt shot him a look and turned back to Brittany. "What kind of mean things does she say?" Kurt asked.
"She won't say, I keep asking her what she says and which one she is so I can kick her ass, but she won't tell me," Santana said and then turned to Blaine. "You have nice hair" she said.
"Um, thanks," Blaine said.
"No, I mean it, you have awesome hair, you're hot as a whole, you and Kurt both are, you would have cute kids. Don't you think so Britt?" Santana asked Brittany.
"Sure," Brittany agreed.
"I want to have your kids, I mean you're hot, I'm hot, so we would have hot kids. So would Kurt and I, or Britt and you or Britt and Kurt. any combination of us would have hot kids. So how about it?' Santana asked.
"How about what?' Blaine asked.
"How about I have your kids?" she asked.
Blaine's eyes went wide. "Okay Santana, why don't you get another drink?" Kurt said.
"Fine, but I expect an answer!" she demanded and got up and sashayed over to the kitchen.
Brittany giggled. "Tana's funny when she's drunk."
Kurt smiled. "Yes, she is, is there something I can do to make you feel better?"
Brittany shook her head, "I don't think so."
"I have something," Blaine said and stood up and found Artie.
"Hey Artie, do you want to do Britney?" he asked.
Artie's eyes went wide. "Um, what?"
"Spears, so you want to sing a Britney Spears song?" Blaine asked.
"Sure, what for?" he asked.
"To cheer Brittany up," Blaine said.
"Okay, cool yo, I'm down with that," Artie said.
"Hey everybody! Artie and I are going to sing! So shut up and listen! This is for Brittany!" Blaine yelled, and turned on another mash up that he recorded. He and Artie started to sing a very drunken mash up of Britney Spears' 'Boys' and Justin Bieber's 'Boyfriend'.
[Artie: (Speaking)]
"For whatever reason,
I feel like I've been wanting you all my life
You don't understand,
I'm so glad we're at the same place at the same time
[Blaine: (Speaking)]
It's over now
I spotted you dancing,
You made all the boys stare,
Those lips and your brown eyes,
And the sexy hair
[Artie: (Speaking)]
I should shake my thing, (Blaine: Uh)"
Blaine saw Kurt fall over at that last part
"I make the world want you, (Blaine: Hahaha)
Tell your girls you'll be back,
I wanna see what you can do
[Blaine and Artie:]
What would it take for you to just leave with me,
Not trynna sound conceited,
Me and you were meant to be
You're a sexy girl,
I'm a nice guy,
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world,
[Blaine (Artie):]
If I was your boyfriend, (Sometimes a girl just needs one)
Keep you on my arm girl (To love her and to hold)
I can be a gentleman (And when a girl is with one)
If I was your boyfriend (Then she's in control)
If I was your boyfriend
[Artie:]
Tell me what you like,
Yeah tell me what you don't,
I can be your Buzz Lightyear,
Fly across the globe
I don't ever want to fight,
Yeah you already know,
Imma make you shine bright,
Like you layin' in the snow, burr
[Blaine:]
Girlfriend, girlfriend,
You could be my girlfriend,
You could be my girlfriend,
Until the w-world ends,
Make you dance, do a spin,
And a twirl and voice going crazy on this hook like a whirl wind,
Swaggie
[Blaine (Artie):]
If I was your boyfriend, (Sometimes a girl just needs one)
Keep you on my arm girl (To love her and to hold)
I can be a gentleman (And when a girl is with one)
If I was your boyfriend (Then she's in control)
If I was your boyfriend
[Blaine:]
So give me a chance,
Cause you're all I need girl,
[Artie:]
Spend a week with your boy,
I'll be callin' you my girlfriend
If I was your man,
I'd never leave you girl,
I just want to love and treat you right
[Blaine (Artie):]
If I was your boyfriend, (Sometimes a girl just needs one)
Keep you on my arm girl (To love her and to hold)
I can be a gentleman (And when a girl is with one)
If I was your boyfriend (Then she's in control)
If I was your boyfriend
[Blaine and Artie:]
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na (Yeah Girl)
Na,na,na,na,na,na
Yeah if I was your boyfriend,
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na
Aye
Na,na,na,na,na,na
If I was your boyfriend
[Blaine: (Speaking)]
Can't live with em'
[Artie: (Speaking)]
Can't live without em'"
Brittany was smiling. "Thank you, both of you, you made me feel better, I am once again inspired that is the awesomeness that is Britney Spears," she said and she gave them each a kiss on the cheek.
"You're welcome," they said in unison.
Blaine stumbled over to Kurt who looked like he was having an orgasm.
"You okay?' Blaine asked him.
"Yes, just very turned on right now," Kurt said.
"Oh, well then come here," Blaine said and he kissed Kurt, very sloppily, but long none the less.
They pulled away, and Blaine yelled, "Best party ever! Woo!" and then fell and passed out.