This is not my best chapter. This is just… meh. More of a filler I guess. Next chapter is wayyy better. Beta: kaylastargirl. May 20th 2014.
Blaine
Tuesday was slow, very slow, boring even. Blaine still couldn't stand Chandler. He kept making googley eyes at Kurt and what was worse was that Kurt was totally oblivious. After Kurt had told him that he thought that Chandler liked him, he totally ignored it. Blaine just wanted to punch Chandler and tell him to stay away from Kurt. But Kurt wasn't reciprocating any of Chandler's flirtatiousness, so Blaine had no choice but to ignore it.
Kurt's birthday was in exactly a week and Blaine was planning something special. Kurt didn't want a birthday party like Finn, so Blaine was taking him out to dinner while Lily went and spent the night at Wes and David's, except… Kurt didn't know. It was a surprise. And for his present Blaine was taking him shopping on Saturday for something very specific.
But right now he and Kurt were heading over to Finn and Rachel's to help set up the baby room since Finn and Rachel had the day off.
They arrived at Finchel's house at around 5. Rachel opened the door and let them in.
"So, how are we going to set the room up?" Blaine asked as they entered.
"Well, we're going to take down the curtains that we were using as walls, and we're using as the guest room to put the baby stuff," Rachel said.
"Rach, you are forbidden to put together the big things," Kurt said.
Rachel started to protest but Kurt cut her off. "No Rachel. End of discussion. You can set up the toys and stuff, but no putting together anything else. Understood?"
"Yes," she mumbled.
"Good, now let's set up, shall we?" Kurt asked.
"Yes, we need to get this done," Finn said.
With the space that they had to set up in, they had a lot of stuff to put in. They has 2 cribs, 1 playpen, 1 bookcase, 1 changing table, 1 dresser, 2 rocking chairs and one of those highchairs that you can fit 2 kids in. They put the dresser in the middle with a crib on each side. It took them about 20 minutes to put each crib together. They then put each of the rocking chairs on the other side of the cribs, then put the bookcase next to one of the rocking chairs, while the changing table was next to the other, leaving space in between the bookcase and changing table to get in and out of the room.
Then Rachel set the little bit of toys and books they had already on the bookshelves. They had a stuffed pig, duck, frog, monkey, and dog. She put those on the bottom shelf while the 4 books they had on the shelf above that. They then put the sheets on the cribs and set up both lamps on either side of the dresser. They then put the diapers and wipes and baby powder in the drawers on the changing table and then put the clothes into the drawers.
They then set up the playpen in the living room and the highchair in the kitchen. They then put all the other essentials like bottles and pacifiers and stuff in a cupboard in the kitchen.
By the time they were done they were all beat. Rachel asked if they would stay for dinner.
"Sure, we're too tired to go home and cook anyways," Blaine said.
Kurt snorted. "What do you mean "we"? I'm the one who cooks, not you. And Rachel, I'm helping you cook, I don't want my food to be on fire," he said and got up and followed Rachel into the kitchen.
Blaine looked at Finn. "So are you prepared to be a dad?" he asked.
"Hell no, nobody's ever ready. But I think I'm as ready as I'll ever be, we still have about a month and a half, so I have time," Finn said.
"Do you have names picked out yet?" Blaine asked.
"Yes, but we aren't telling anybody until they're born," Finn said.
"Cool, is there a game on?" Blaine asked.
"No, no baseball on tonight," Finn said.
"Then do you mind if I put some music on?" he asked.
"No, go ahead, our iHome is over there," Finn said nodding to the iHome on the counter in the kitchen.
"Thanks," Blaine said and he got up and plugged in his iPod. He picked a song and went over to Kurt and twirled him around.
Kurt giggled. "What are you doing silly?" Kurt asked.
"Sing the next song with me, no matter what it is," Blaine said.
"Okay, goofball," Kurt said and then the next song started.
"Perfect song" Kurt smiled and then started to sing.
Kurt:
Made a wrong turn, once or twice
Dug my way out, blood and fire
Bad decisions, that's alright
Welcome to my silly life
Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood
Miss "no way, it's all good", it didn't slow me down
Mistaken, always second guessing
Under estimated, look, I'm still around
Kurt and Blaine:
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect
Pretty, pretty please, If you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothing, you are perfect
Blaine:
To me
Kurt (Blaine):
You're so mean, (You're so mean)
When you talk (When you talk) about yourself, you were wrong
Change the voices (Change the voices) in your head (in your head)
Make them like you instead
Kurt and Blaine:
So complicated,
Look how big you'll make it!
Filled with so much hatred
Such a tired game
It's enough, I've done all I can think of
Chased down all my demons, see you do the same
Blaine:
Oooh!
Kurt and Blaine:
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect
Pretty, pretty please, if you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothing, you are perfect
Kurt (louder in episode version):
To me
Blaine (with Kurt):
The whole world stares so I (swallow the fear)
The only thing I should be drinking is an (ice cold beer)
So cool in lying and we (try try try)
Kurt and Blaine:
But we try too hard, it's a waste of my time
Blaine (with Kurt):
Done looking for the critics, (cuz they're everywhere)
They don't like my jeans, they don't (get my hair)
Stringe ourselves and we (do it all the time)
Kurt and Blaine:
Why do we do that?
Blaine:
Why do I do that?
Kurt:
Why do I do that?
Blaine:
Yeaaah, oooooh!
Kurt:
Ooh, pretty pretty pretty!
Then Finn and Rachel joined in from where they were standing over by the fridge watching Kurt and Blaine dance around and sing.
Blaine with Finchel:
Pretty pretty please
Kurt and Blaine with Finchel:
Don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less then, less than perfect
Pretty pretty please if you ever ever feel
Like you're nothing you're perfect (Blaine: To me! yeaaaah)
Finchel:
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than, (Blaine: You're perfect)
Less than perfect (Kurt: You're perfect to me! yeaah)
Blaine with Finchel:
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Kurt and Blaine with Finchel:
Like you're nothing, you are perfect
Blaine and Kurt:
To me
"That was perfect! Even better than Saturday if I do say so myself," Rachel said smiling.
"Thank you," Kurt and Blaine said at the same time.
"So… dinner anyone?"
So… yeah, not my best chapter, next one will be better. Any guesses as to why they are going to the mall? And what they are getting there? Question of the day: Have you ever heard Darren Criss singing in Italian? If so what do you think? If not, then you should listen to him, he's damn sexy when he speaks Italian.