Song: So High – Eliza Doolittle
Date: 10.06.12
A/N: Initial thoughts when I saw this were: OHMIGOD YES LET'S HAVE KURT OR BLAINE HIGH OR SOMETHING.
And then I thought, no, Alexa, be sensible.
And then I thought, sod it.
"The operation was successful, Mr. Anderson, but unfortunately we've had to put him on some serious painkillers so he isn't making much sense," the doctor explained to Blaine.
Blaine nodded and walked into the doctor's office. Kurt was sat on a chair with a purple cast on his arm and a lollipop hanging out of his mouth.
"Hey Kurt," Blaine said, taking a seat opposite his boyfriend.
"BLAINE! Blaine, you have to meet my new friend!" Kurt cried enthusiastically.
Inside, Blaine felt confused as he couldn't see anyone else in the room, but pretended to play along for Kurt's highly medicated state.
"OK then. Where is he?"
"Blaine! I want you to meet my new friend, Ryan!" Kurt exclaimed, wildly indicating to the empty space next to him.
"Uh…"
"See! Ryan!" Kurt screeched, hugging the curtain that hung down from the window.
This was going to be a long night.