And as promised, a chapter that probably has nothing to do with the actual plot! But I hope you like it anyways, it took me twice to write it right. I think its crap personally, but you can decide for yourself.
Reviews: To sabrina: Well, here's the next chapter! Glad you love my story.
Disclaimer: *face palms and sighs* how many times do we have to go through this? I OWN NOTHING!
Beta: kaylastargirl
Kurt
"Coffee, coffee, coffee," Kurt said walking with Lily into 'Grounded'.
"You've been saying that for the last block and a half. Shut up please," Lily said rolling her eyes.
Rachel had gone ahead of Kurt to work and Kurt had gone to pick up Lily. Blaine was running a little behind, so he was meeting them there. They entered and got to the back of the line, the slow line.
"Sorry, I didn't get coffee this morning so I need my coffee," Kurt replied.
"I can see that," Lily said looking at her watch, "we have about half an hour before we have to head back."
"Okay, as long as I get my coffee then I will be alright," Kurt said.
"Quit with the coffee! We'll get it soon!" Lily said smacking Kurt on the shoulder.
"Fine, fine. Are you going to sing tomorrow at 'Callbacks'?" Kurt asked.
"I might. Although I think I'll just let Blaine have his moment," Lily said.
Kurt snorted, "He won't have his moment. Rachel'll most likely go up and sing. She does every time we go there. It's rather annoying," he said as he stepped forward, they were now 5 people away from the counter. They could see Rachel in her apron and hat.
"Oh come on, she's not that bad. I like her," Lily said.
"I like her, heck I love her. She's my best friend. But she gets on my nerves a lot," Kurt said.
Suddenly someone from behind Kurt tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Chris? I thought you were in LA, and I thought you didn't like coffee."
Kurt knew that voice anywhere. He rolled his eyes and said, "Blaine, you know I hate being called Chris. I already threatedned to cut off Puckerman's balls and feed them to Lord Tubbington if he ever called me his boyfriends name again, so why would you call me Chris Colfer?" as he turned around and stopped. Blaine did not look like Blaine. He had no gel in his hair what so ever, his hair was longer, and he was wearing Vans, jeans, and a Spiderman t-shirt. Blaine didn't even own any Spiderman t-shirts or Vans.
"Um, sho's Blaine? And why are you pretending you're not Chris? It's me, Darren. Darren Criss," the Blaine look alike said.
"Yeah right, and I'm the Pope. Come on Blaine, quit it out," Kurt said.
Lily nudged Kurt excitedly, "Um, Kurt? I don't think that's Blaine."
"Why not?" Kurt asked.
"Because that's Blaine," she said pointing to an out of breath Blaine as he came running in.
"Shit Kurt, I'm sorry I'm late and-whoa, wait a minute. You're Darren Criss!" Blaine said looking at his look-alike.
"And you must be Blaine," Darren said.
"Yes, wait how did you know that?" Blaine asked wide eyed.
Kurt was getting more and more excited. "You really are Darren Criss! We're huge fans!" Kurt said bouncing up and down.
"I take it you aren't Chris? And you're not Diana? And that's not Lea at the counter?" Darren asked.
"Nope! I'm Kurt, Kurt Hummel. This is Lily, and at the counter is Rachel," Kurt said bouncing in his spot.
"Will nobody tell me how Darren freakin' Criss knows my name?" Blaine asked.
"Kurt thought Darren was you and he kind of got sarcastic about it," Lily replied bouncing in her spot as well.
"I don't believe that you're all fans of me. I think you've just heard my name somewhere now you think you can pass off as fans," Darren said.
"No, we really are fans. We'll prove it to you after we order coffee," Blaine said as the four stepped up to the counter.
Rachel blinked and looked from Blaine to Darren and back. "Okay, either I'm losing my mind and seeing two of Blaine or that's Darren Criss."
"Both," Kurt and Lily replied.
"Okay, cool, oh, wait, hey! That's not nice!" Rachel said.
"It's extremely nice compared to what Santana would say," Kurt said.
"True. I don't know why you bother ordering, just give me the 15 bucks and get out of here so I can get Mr. Criss' order," Rachel said.
All three headed for their wallets but Lily pulled her money out the fastest and handed it to Rachel. "HA! Now you guys have to do dishes tonight!" she said as she handed the money to Rachel.
"You live together?" Darren asked.
"Kurt, Blaine, and I do. Rachel loves with her husband and her soon to be kids," Lily said.
Darren's eyebrows furrowed, "Soon to be kids?"
Lily gestured to Rachel's stomach. "She's pregnant with twins."
"Ahh. Makes sense now," he said and then turned to Rachel. "Can I have 2 grande non fat vanilla lattes and 1 grande black coffee?"
"Wow, thirsty much?' Kurt asked.
"No, I'm meeting my friends Joey and Lauren-"
He was cut off by 4 shrieks coming from Kurt, Blaine, Lily, and Rachel. "Joey Richter and Lauren Lopez are coming! Totally awesome!" Kurt said.
"And you are slowly convincing me that you are fans. Slowly," Darren said. "You should sit with us and try to convince us that you're fans."
"Are you serious?! Thanks!" Blaine said.
"No fair! You guys always get the cool celebrities!" Rachel pouted. "That'll be $14.50 Mr. Criss."
"Call me Darren," Darren said. "And here you go," he said and winked at her as he handed over a credit card.
Rachel blushed and swiped the card and gave it back.
"Rachel," Kurt warned, "Control yourself. You're married to my brother and I will not hesitate to kick your ass."
Rachel rolled her eyes and handed them their coffee's.
Just then the door of the shop opened and in strolled a tall and skinny Joey Richter accompanied by a shorter brunette Lauren Lopez. They came up to the group and Joey clapped Blaine on the back.
"Wassup Criss! Wait a minute, you're not Darren!" Joey said.
"No duh idiot, I'm over here," Darren said.
"Darren! How'd that happen?" Lauren asked hugging her friend.
Meanwhile Kurt, Blaine, Lily, and Rachel were bouncing in their spots again.
"Guys these are some people I just met and they are trying to convince me that they are fans of me," Darren said to his friends.
"Not just you! But all of you! The whole cast of Starkid!" Blaine said.
Joey had to blink a few times while looking at Blaine. "Dude, you could start a fire with how much gel is in your hair."
Lauren rolled her eyes. "Excuse him, he has no filter. You and Darren look a lot alike though."
"Here are your coffees," Rachel said and handed them out.
Joey and Lauren took the vanilla mocha's while Darren took the black coffee. "Why don't we sit and try to understand all your craziness," Darren said.
So they went over to the biggest table they had and it sat: Lauren, Lily, Kurt, Blaine, Darren, and Joey with Joey back next to Lauren.
Lauren looked at Blaine and Darren. "How'd that happen that you guys look alike?"
Blaine shrugged. "I don't know. I'm clueless. Just as we are as to why Kurt and Chris Colfer look alike and why Lily, Quinn, and Dianna Agron look alike."
"Who's Kurt, Lily, and Quinn?" Joey asked.
"Oh shit, sorry, I forgot I didn't actually introduce anyone. Sorry," Darren said and then introduced everybody.
"Quinn is a friend of ours that looks like Lily only shorter, longer hair, less piercings, and ginger red hair," Kurt explained.
"Ahhh! Ginger!" Blaine snickered.
"See? They keep trying to convince me that they're fans of us," Darren said.
"Hmm," Joey said rubbing his chin. "I'm not buying it either."
"What do we have to do to prove to you that we're fans?" Lily asked.
"I don't know. But we'll make you a deal. If you can convince us that you're fans us by the time we leave, we'll friend you on Facebook and we'll follow you on Twitter. But not only that, we'll do the same to everybody on your friend's lists on Facebook and Twitter," Lauren said. "Plus we'll get the entire cast of Starkid to do the same."
"Cool! Wait, and if we don't?" Kurt asked.
"Hmmm, then we'll meet up again tomorrow and you have to buy us lunch," Joey said.
"Deal," all three fans said at once.
"Okay, begin," Darren said sitting back in his chair.
"Well, I started watching Starkid back in 2010, Blaine didn't actually start watching until December but we know all the songs by heart," Kurt said.
"And I started watching AVPM when it was first released on YouTube. And I've met you all once before at LeakyCon 2012, but I've also met Darren here in New York when he was on Broadway. I've got framed autographed pictures of us both together," Lily said.
Blaine coughed, "And tell them what else."
"What? That's all," Lily said.
Kurt and Blaine laughed. "No, show them the tattoo," Kurt said.
"Why would I show them the tattoo of Blaine?" Lily asked.
"Oh, no. You told me that the tattoo was of Darren. You are not going to change it to me just because he's here. You got it before you met me and my hair is I not that long. Show it. Now," Blaine said.
"I don't want to," Lily said.
"Lily Montgomery! So help me God if you don't I will go into your closet and cut up all your clothes and then kick you out on the street. Show it now!" Kurt threatened.
"Fine," Lily said and stood up. She rolled down the waist band of her leggings and pulled up her jean jacket and turned around.
Lauren spit out her coffee. "Ohmygod! That is the first time I have seen a tramp stamp of Darren's face before!"
"Lily, you're crazy. Why would you put Darren's face on your back when you could have my sexy face?" Joey asked.
Lily laughed as she unrolled her leggings and put down her jacket and sat down again. "I don't know, it was the first face that popped in my head. Right after my grandmothers."
They all laughed. "Okay Lily, now tell them what else you did, " Kurt said.
"Di I have to?"
"Yes."
"No."
"Fine, I will," Kurt said and then turned to Darren. "At LeakyCon 2012 Lily tried to get a DNA sample from you."
All three actors eyes popped out of their heads.
"That was you?!" they all asked Lily at the same time.
"Yes," Lily looked down.
"I told myself I would do this if I ever saw you again," Lauren said and she bent over and hugged Lily.
"Thank you for trying to do the one thing I have wanted to do for years," Lauren said.
Lily laughed. "You're welcome. And don't worry, I don't do that anymore."
"Hold your tongue. You pulled a hair from my head the other day," Blaine said.
"That is for an entirely different reason," Lily said.
"And what reason would that be?" Blaine asked.
"I'm testing yours and Rachel's DNA to see if you guys are related," Lily said.
"And how's that working out for you?" Kurt asked.
"The results come in next week," Lily said.
"So have we convinced you that we're fans yet?" Blaine asked the three actors.
"Almost. Give us some quotes from something from Starkid," Joey said.
"Easy. Ginger! Malfoy you little shit! Pigfarts, pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, pigfarts, yum, yum, yum," Blaine said.
"Konichiwa Cho Chang, I am Ginny Weasley," Lily said.
"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!" Blaine said.
"Racist sister!" Kurt said and pretended to slap Lily.
"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders," Blaine said.
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" Kurt asked.
"Redvines?" Lily asked.
"Go home terrorist!" all three of the fans said.
"Okay, final question. What's your favorite song?" Joey asked.
"Going Back To Hogwarts obviously. Duh," Kurt said.
"Same," Lily and Blaine said.
"You have convinced us. You are probably the biggest fans we've ever seen," Darren said.
"Yes!" the three fans said together. They high fived one another.
"Okay, we've got that out of the way. I have a question for Kurt and Blaine," Darren said.
"What?"
"How long have you two been together?" Darren asked.
"How did you know?' Blaine asked.
"Please. It's written all over your faces. Plus the way you guys lean into each other like a puzzle piece and the way you look at each other when you think the other isn't looking," Darren said.
Both boys blushed. "Since the middle of December," Kurt said.
"I'm impressed. Six months and already so in love," Lauren said.
Lily looked down at her watch. "Shit! We're late! Let's go!" she said standing up.
"Wait, hand each of us your phones," Lauren said.
They handed over their phones and the three actors entered their numbers and then handed them back. The three immediately sent the actors each a text.
"So what are you guys up to tomorrow?" Darren asked.
"We're actually going to a club tomorrow night so Blaine can try out a song he wrote. It's called 'Callbacks'. You're welcome to join us, but we really have to go right now," Kurt said as they started walking out the door.
"Maybe we will. We'll let you know by tomorrow afternoon. Bye!" Lauren called after them, "It was nice meeting you!"
"Bye! You too!" Blaine called over their shoulders as they headed out the door.
They got out the door before Lily said "We're in some deep shit."
And so there you go! Sorry it's late, super busy, I have track now on top of softball, so I have very little time, especially on top of homework.