I am faster now! Hopefully anyways. Sorry for the amount of Blaine singing, but I thought they were awesome songs. Saturday May 31st 2014.
Reviews: To Lay: They're in deep shit because they're late for school and work because they stayed late and talked to Darren, Joey, and Lauren.
Blaine
"BB, where did you put my necktie? I want to look nice," Kurt said coming into the living room.
"Back of the door," Blaine replied, looking up from his text, where he had been texting Darren when Kurt had asked.
"Thanks BB!" Kurt called as Blaine looked back at his text.
It's like we're twins, except I'm older. –Darren
And I'm better looking. Blaine sent.
Only in your dreams, Anderson. –Darren
Whatever, you wish. Blaine sent, and he set down his phone.
"Boo, you don't have to dress up you know, it's just 'Callbacks'."
"No, I want to look nice for your big night," Kurt said coming into the living room, tie untied.
Blaine stood up. "You could be wearing sweatpants and you would still look nice."
Kurt gasped and glared at Blaine. "Don't even joke about that."
Blaine chuckled. "Sorry, too far," he said and he tied Kurt's tie and kissed him on the nose.
"Damn straight that was too far," Kurt said.
"Don't go Mercedes on me, please," Blaine said. "We only need one of her in the world."
"Yeah, she is one of a kind," Kurt said.
"So are you." Blaine said.
But before Kurt could reply, his and Kurt's phones beeped at the same time. Blaine picked up his as Kurt did the same.
Check you requests on Facebook and Twitter. Sorry it took a while. Do you know how many Blaine Anderson and Lily Montgomery's there are? Tons. –Darren
"Mines from Joey, says to check my Facebook and Twitter requests," Kurt said.
"Darren sent me the same thing," Blaine said.
Blaine lifted up his laptop lid.
"I have 39 requests, including Joe Walker, Bonnie Gruesen, and- oh my god, Evanna Lynch from Harry Potter. The real Luna Lovegood!" Blaine squealed.
"Me too!" Kurt squealed from his laptop.
"We are such nerds!" Blaine said.
"Duh. I accepted them all," Kurt said.
"Me too," Blaine said.
Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel are now friends with Darren Criss, Lauren Lopez, and 37 others.
WTC? The actual ones from Starkid? –Puck Puckerman
Yep. –Kurt Hummel
Then why the hell did they friend you? –Santana Lopez
Because we're awesome. –Blaine Anderson
Nah, we just met them and won a bet. –Kurt Hummel
Then why did they friend request me? –Mercedes Jones
Part of the bet. –Kurt Hummel
Wait, is that the real Evanna Lynch from HP? –Puck Puckerman
:0 –Kurt Hummel
:0 –Blaine Anderson
:0 –Santana Lopez
:0 –Mercedes Jones
What? –Puck Puckerman
Who knew you were such a nerd Puck. –Kurt Hummel
Really, is your man rubbing off on you? –Santana Lopez
Wait, so you're the one dating Chris Colfer? –Darren Criss
HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW THAT KURT? –Puck Puckerman
Sorry! I accidentally told him! But he called me Chris! And I thought he was Blaine! –Kurt Hummel
I guess it doesn't matter anyways, the whole world probably already knows. –Puck Puckerman
What do you mean? –Blaine Anderson
People Magazine, People Magazine. –Darren Criss
Puck Puckerman is now offline.
"People Magazine? What does that have to do with anything?" Blaine asked logging off his laptop and setting it down on the table.
"I don't know. Maybe we should buy one?" Kurt asked.
"People Magazine? No need, I have one right here," said Lily entering the apartment and slapping down a magazine on the coffee table.
The headline said "Chris Colfer's new beau" there was a picture of Chris Colfer and Puck holding hands, trying to be discreet but failing because of their giant smiles.
Kurt picked it up and opened the magazine.
"Page 15," Lily said and sat down on the couch next to Blaine.
Kurt cleared his throat. "Chris Colfer was spotted on May 25th walking and holding hands with his new beau in the Hollywood district in LA. But this mohawked bad boy is not who you think it is. He's not Colfer's costar Mark Salling, but Noah Puckerman aka Puck, bad boy from Lima, Ohio. Our source says, "He's turning over a new leaf." Can our beloved Chris Colfer tame this bad boy? Or has he already? Our source also says that they have been dating approximately 8 months, since October. Time will tell if this power couple will stay together, after all, this is Hollywood."
"Wow," Blaine said. 'I guess he's out now."
"At least they didn't say anything about him being in the closet and being a womanizer," Kurt said.
"Yeah, that's good I guess," Lily said. Her phone then buzzed.
"Lauren says to tell you all that they will be at 'Callbacks' tonight," Lily read.
"Cool, well we better get ready then," Kurt said.
Blaine snorted. "You are ready."
Kurt rolled his eyes. "Just go."
An hour and a half later they were heading into the doors of 'Callbacks'. Kurt in his necktie and jeans, Blaine in his bowtie, and Lily in a beanie, short skirt, and flats, so she wasn't terribly tall.
They found Jeff, Nick, David, Wes, Finn, and Rachel sitting in a corner. Lily ran over to Jeff and jumped onto his lap.
"What's up my peeps?" Blaine greeted.
"Don't you mean pips?" Kurt asked.
"What do you mean?" Blaine asked.
"Come on, I've seen the Warblers video's. It was more like Blaine and the Pips. Jeff, Nick, Wes, David, and Sebastian being the Pips," Kurt said.
"Haha, very funny my jealous man," Blaine said sitting down.
"You're right. I'm very jealous," Kurt giggled as he sat next to Blaine.
10 minutes later Sebastian and Hunter arrived.
"Sorry we're late. Subway was delayed," Sebastian said.
"It's okay, we're waiting for 3 more," Blaine said.
"Who?" Hunter asked.
"You'll see," Kurt smiled.
5 minutes later Darren, Lauren, and Joey arrived.
Kurt stood and waved them over.
They walked over and every mouth at the table except Lily, Blaine, and Kurt's dropped open.
"Hey guys," Lauren said.
"You're-you're Lauren Lopez," Jeff said, pointing at Lauren.
"And you're Joey Richter," Wes said to the tall, lanky brunette.
"You're Darren Criss," Sebastian said to Darren.
"Thank you for pointing out the obvious," Joey said, saluting the table.
"Sit down," Blaine said, gesturing to the three open chairs.
"Don't min do," Darren said sitting down in the one next to Blaine, Joey sitting next to him, and Lauren sitting in between Joey and Sebastian.
"Wait, so Kurt, this is really Darren Criss? Harry freakin' Potter Criss?" Finn asked.
"Yes, and this is Ron Weasley, and Draco Malfoy," Kurt said.
"So, I take it you're all fans of Starkid?" Lauren asked.
Wes snorted. "Not as much as these 3, but yeah. I'd say we're fans. These 3 pretty much crammed you guys down our throats. Whenever I visited Lily in Chicago she would refuse to let me leave her room until we watched it."
"You related?" Joey asked.
"Cousins," Lily and Wes replied.
"And Kurt, god, Kurt. He was love struck," Rachel said. All three stars raised their eyebrows.
"Not with any of you," Kurt quickly said. "With Blaine. But I couldn't you know, have him at the time. So I resorted to watching you guys because you looked so much like him Darren."
"Awww, isn't that sweet?" Lauren said.
"No," Finn and Rachel replied.
"He would watch it over and over again. Whenever I came over for a sleepover, we would watch it," Rachel said.
"And he was always watching it in the living room at our house, so I couldn't watch anything else," Finn complained.
"Okay! That's enough complaining. It's in the past. Blaine, why don't you sing us something? You promised me on my birthday on Tuesday that you would sing in Italian for me," Kurt said.
"Anything for you my love," Blaine said.
"You speak Italian?" Darren asked.
"Yep. I'm part Italian. I used to visit my family in Italy," Blaine said.
"I used to live in Italy," Darren said.
"That's right! You speak Italian! Brainstorm!" Kurt said. "Darren, why don't you and Blaine sing a duet?"
"I'm cool with that. What do you say Blaine?" Darren asked.
"Um, hell yes! Awesome! Do you have one in mind?" Blaine asked.
"What do you think?" Darren said sarcastically. "I only know one!"
"Oh yeah. I know that song, let's go," Blaine said standing up and making his way up to the stage, Darren following. They each picked up an acoustic guitar and adjusted the two microphones as they were too tall.
'Hey guys! We're going to be singing a song. It's in Italian, so sorry if you don't understand it. By the way, we are not twins. He's 7 tears older, so he's an old man," Blaine said.
"Just shut up and sing little man," Darren said, strumming the guitar.
"Hope you enjoy," Blaine said as he too started strumming his guitar.
Darren: Puorte o cazone cu 'nu stemma arreto
'na cuppulella cu 'a visiera alzata.
Blaine: Passe scampanianno pe' Tuleto
camme a 'nu guappo pe' te fa guardà!
Both: Tu vuò fa l' americano!
mmericano! mmericano!
siente a me, chi t' ho fa fa?
tu vuoi vivere alla moda
ma se bevi whisky and soda
po' te sente 'e disturbà.
Darren: Tu abballe 'o roccorol
tu giochi al basebal '
ma 'e solde
Blaine: pe' Camel
chi te li dà? ...
La borsetta di mammà!
Darren: Tu vuò fa l' americano
mmericano! mmericano!
ma si nato in Italy!
siente a mme
non ce sta' niente a ffa
o kay, napolitan!
Both: Tu vuò fa l' american!
Tu vuò fa l' american!
Blaine: Comme te po' capì chi te vò bene
si tu le parle 'mmiezzo americano?
Quando se fa l 'ammore sotto 'a luna
come te vene 'capa e di:"i love you!?"
Both: Tu vuò fa l' americano!
mmericano! mmericano!
siente a me, chi t' ho fa fa?
tu vuoi vivere alla moda
ma se bevi whisky and soda
po' te sente 'e disturbà.
Darren: Tu abballe 'o roccorol
tu giochi al basebal '
ma 'e solde
Both: pe' Camel
Blaine: chi te li dà? ...
La borsetta di mammà!
Both: Tu vuò fa l' americano
mmericano! mmericano!
ma si nato in Italy!
siente a mme
non ce sta' niente a ffa
o kay, napolitan!
Tu vuò fa l' american!
Tu vuò fa l' american!
Tu vuò fa l' americano
mmericano! mmericano!
ma si nato in Italy!
siente a mme
non ce sta' niente a ffa
o kay, napolitan!
Tu vuò fa l' american!
Tu vuò fa l' american!
Darren: (Whisky & soda & rock'n'roll)
Blaine: (Whisky & soda & rock'n'roll)
Both:(Whisky & soda & rock'n'roll)
Kurt was smiling from ear to ear when Blaine ran over to him, 'That was amazing! You sound awesome together!"
"Thanks, you should go sing a song," Blaine said.
"No, this is your night," Kurt said.
"Puh-wease?" Blaine asked putting on his puppy face.
"You know I can't say no to that face," Kurt said. "Fine, I'll sing." Blaine smiled.
"But only if you sing with me," Kurt said.
"Deal," Blaine said and he grabbed Kurt's hand and pulled him up onto the stage. Blaine looked through the music selections and clicked on one that he liked as Kurt adjusted his microphone, as it was too short.
The music started and Kurt smiled.
Kurt: Makin' my way downtown,
Walkin' fast,
Faces pass and I'm homebound.
Blaine: Starin' blankly ahead,
Just makin' my way,
Makin' a way through the crowd.
Kurt: And I need you,
Blaine: And I miss you,
Kurt: And now I wonder...
Both: If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time
would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
Blaine: If I could just see you...
Kurt: Tonight.
Blaine: It's always times like these
When I think of you,
And wonder if you ever think of me.
Kurt: 'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong.
Livin' in your precious memory.
Blaine: 'Cause I need you,
Kurt: And I miss you,
Blaine: And now I wonder...
Both: If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time
would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
Blaine: If I could just see you...
Kurt: Tonight.
Blaine: I, Kurt: I, Both: don't wanna let you know
Blaine: I, Kurt: I, Both: drown in your memory.
Blaine: I, Kurt: I, Both: don't wanna let this go.
Blaine: I, Kurt: I, Both: don't.
Kurt: Makin' my way downtown,
Walkin' fast,
Faces pass and I'm homebound.
Blaine: Starin' blankly ahead,
Just makin' my way,
Makin' a way through the crowd.
Kurt: And I still need you,
Blaine: And I still miss you,
Kurt: And now I wonder...
Both: If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time
Would pass.. us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
Blaine: If I could just see you...
Kurt: oh oh
Both: If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
Blaine: If I could just see you.
Kurt: If I could just hold you...
Both: Tonight.
Everybody at their corner table stood up and started clapping and yelling. Joey even whistled. Kurt and Blaine joined hands and bowed.
They were met with claps on the back as they got to the table.
"That was awesome! I love the arrangement you did," Rachel said.
"Thanks, we love that song. She's a total guilty pleasure," Blaine said.
"Along with Mamma Mia!' Kurt chimed in.
"That too," Blaine said as they sat down.
The waitress that worked there came up to them and asked if they wanted anything.
"Beer," Joey replied.
"Beer also," Darren said.
"Diet Coke," Blaine said.
"I'll take a peach margarita," said Lauren.
"Beer," Wes and David said in unison and then high fived each other.
"I'll have a banana margarita," said Kurt.
"I'll have the same, but make mine virgin," said Rachel.
"Same here," Lily said.
"Coke," Finn said.
"Mountain Dew," Jeff and Nick said.
Everybody turned and glared at Sebastian and Hunter, telling them "No alcohol."
"What?" Sebastian asked.' Fine, I'll take a Root beer, and he'll have a Diet Coke."
"Okay, sweetie, I'll need to see your I.D.," the waitress said to Kurt.
"Because I look like a 12 year old. Got it," Kurt said pulling out his I.D. from his wallet and handing it to her.
She looked it over. 'Okay, you're good. I'll be back with the drinks," she said as she handed Kurt his I.D. back and hurried off.
10 minutes later she came back with all the drinks.
"Y'all good?" she asked, after she handed them all out.
"Yep," they all said.
"Okay, so who's singing next?" Sebastian asked.
Everybody took turns singing, including Lauren and Joey. Then a all of them went up and performed 'Goin' back to Hogwarts'.
Darren: Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel the glares of
my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Can't believe how cruel they are
and it stings my lighting scar
to know they'll never ever give me what I
want.
Blaine: And I know I don't deserve these
stupid rules made by the Dursleys
here on Privet drive.
David: Can't take all of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.
Darren and Blaine: I'm sick of summer and this waiting
around.
Man, it's September, and I'm skipping
this town
Hey i'ts no mystery, there's nothing here
for me now
I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
where everybody knows I'm cool.
Hunter: Back to witches and wizards, and magical
beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical
feasts.
Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.
AT HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm
going back-
Darren: I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die,
and it's gonna be
totally awesome
Blaine: I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my
wand
defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
and do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cuz
together
we're totally awesome
Joey: and it's gonna be totally
awesome!
Joey: Did somebody say Ron Weasley?
What's up buddy? Hey, sorry it took me so long to get here, i had to get some floo powder, but umm we gotta get going c'mon get your trunk, let's go!
Darren: Where we going?
Joey: To Diagon Alley of course!
Darren: Cool!
Joey: Well c'mon!
Blaine and Joey: Floo powder powder, floo powder, floo powder, floo powder powder
Blaine and Joey: It's been so long, but
we're going back
don't go for work, don't go there for class
Darren:
As long as were together-
Lauren:
- gonna kick some ass
Jeff and Wes:
... and its gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
Lily:
but let's not forget that we need to
perform well in
class
if we want to pass our OWLS!
Kurt:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
check out my grades, they're "A's" for a
start
what I lack in looks well I make up in
heart,
and well guys, yeah, that's totally
awesome
Rachel: this year I plan to study a lot...
Finn:
that would be cool if you were actually
hot
Sebastian:
Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends
that she's
got!
Nick:
and that's cool...
Lauren:
... and that's totally awesome!
Everybody:
yeah it's so cool, and it's totally
awesome!
We're sick of summer and this waiting
around
it's like we're sitting in the lost and found
don't take no sorcery
for anyone to see how...
we gotta get back to hogwarts
we gotta get back to school
we gotta get back to hogwarts
where everything is magic-cooooool
Darren, Joey, and Lauren:
back to witches and wizards, and magical
beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical
feasts
it's all that I love, and it's all that I need
at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
Everybody:
- I think we're going back...
Everybody in the club was in hysterics as the group departed down from the stage. And since it was almost time to leave, Kurt pushed Blaine back up onto the stage to sing his written song.
Blaine sat at the piano, and as he did he was a man in a business suit enter the club, probably looking got girls, no doubt.
"Okay, I haven't introduced myself at all tonight. So, I'm Blaine Anderson and I wrote this song, called 'Not Alone', so I hope you enjoy it," Blaine said as he started to play the opening keys. He saw the business man pay attention as Blaine sang.
I've been alone
Surrounded by darkness
I've seen how heartless
The world can be
I've seen you crying
You felt like it's hopeless
I'll always do my best
To make you see
Baby, you're not alone
Cause you're here with me
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down
Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
Now I know it ain't easy
But it ain't hard trying
Every time I see you smiling
And I feel you so close to me
And you tell me
Baby, you're not alone
Cause you're here with me
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down
Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
I still have trouble
I trip and stumble
Trying to make sense of things sometimes
I look for reasons
But I don't need 'em
All I need is to look in your eyes
And I realize
Baby I'm not alone
Cause you're here with me
And nothing's ever gonna take us down
Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through, ooh
Cause you're here with me
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down
Cause nothing, nothing, nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
You know our love is all we need
Our love is all we need to make it through
Everybody in the club erupted into loud cheers.
"Thank you," Blaine said and he got off stage and made his way over to the group.
"Dude, I didn't know you had it in you," Finn said.
"Neither did I," Blaine admitted. "If Kurt hadn't of pushed me, I don't think I would have finished it."
"Well, I'm proud of you. Now we just need to get you a record deal," Kurt joked.
"I think I can help with that," said a voice from behind.
Blaine turned around and saw the business man.
"Excuse me?" Blaine asked.
"Sorry, Mark Jackman, I'm a scout for RCA records. And Mr. Anderson, I have been looking all over New York for you."
"You have?" Blaine asked.
"Yes, my colleagues and I saw your video of 'Blow Me (One Last Kiss)' and we absolutely loved it. How would you like a deal?" Mark asked.
"I would love it!" Blaine said.
"Good, here's my card, how about you come in on Monday, and we'll talk?" Mark said handing Blaine the card.
"Sure thing!" Blaine said, taking the card.
"See you then," Mark said and walked off.
Blaine looked over at everyone else. All of them had their mouths open, and eyes wide. They all busted ot cheering at the same time.
"Oh my god BB, you did it!" Kurt squealed and jumped onto Blaine.
"I did! Well, I almost did," Blaine said.
"Congratulations man!" Wes said.
"Sweet dude," Finn said.
Everybody started congratulating him until the club closed around 2 in the morning.
"I'm so proud of you BB," Kurt said as they walked, semi-drunk.
Blaine laughed. "Come on Boo, time to go home."
I FIGURED IT OUT GUYS! I figured out how to get the lyrics in the middle of the page instead of off to the right! YES! So, anyways, I made this chapter kind of longer to make up for the delay. Am I forgiven? Maybe? Sort of?
Puorte o cazone cu 'nu stemma arreto
'na cuppulella cu 'a visiera alzata.
Passe scampanianno pe' Tuleto