A/N: This chapter doesn't count in the story. I wrote it only because there were requests for Snow White.
OMAKE!
Seiyou Academy tennis club movie theater.
"So, we are going to do Snow White this time," Inui said. "Who wants to play who?"
"I don't want to play anything," Ryoma, Kirihara, Marui, Niou and Ootori answered.
"I knew that you would say that again," Oshitari said, sighing, rubbing his forehead.
Yanagi showed them his fist. He was holding many white ribbon papers.
"This will decide your role. If you pick a red end paper, you will be Snow White. If it's green, you're a dwarf. Purple, the witch queen. Yellow, the hunter. White, you're a support character. The role of the prince is still to Fuji. Now pick!" he ordered.
Gulping, each of them pulled a paper. And their fate was sealed.
"How come the dwarfs are taller than Snow White?" Ryoma yelled. She was dressed in a blue bodice and a yellow skirt. A red ribbon adorned her hair.
"It's not our fault if you're short!" Kirihara, Marui, Niou, Ootori retorted back. The wore a green costume with brown pants.
Pop! Twitch! Growl. They said that word again.
'Those bastards…' Ryoma grunted in her head.
"Why must I do this?" Shishido asked to no one in particular, sighing. He too was dressed in a dwarf costume.
"I'm also wondering the same thing…" Yagyuu mumbled.
Shishido look at the the 7th dwarf, who seemed to be in a lot of pain. He was crouched, holding his head in his hands and his body was shaking madly.
"Sanada-senpai, are you alright?" Shishido asked. Sanada, ready to crack, don't answer. He bit his lips so he won't explode.
"I'm a dwarf… I'm a dwarf… Why am I a dwarf…? This is not right… This is not right… This is humiliating… I cannot be a dwarf… I'd rather be a tree or a guard… But not a dwarf… Not a dwarf…" Sanada mumbled non-stop.
Shishido sweat dropped.
'Guess he's not all right…' Shishido and Yagyuu presumed.
"So let's start!" Inui commanded.
Seiyou Academy tennis club movie theater.
Presenting: Snow White movie, Teni-Puri version.
"Once upon a time, there was a king and a queen who lived in a foreign kingdom," Hiyoshi started.
On the black screen, a spot light showed a king wearing oval spectacles and a wavy blue hair queen dressed in royal clothes.
"The king and the queen have no children, but they prayed everyday to have one. On a winter day, as the queen was sewing at her window, she pricked her finger with the needle. Three drops of her blood dropped on the snow. Seeing the red blood on the white snow, the queen made a wish."
"Please God, grant me a child with the skin as white as the snow, the lips red as the blood and the hair black as ebony."
"A year later, the queen's wish was granted. A princess was born. She had skin as white as the snow, lips as red as the blood and hair as black as ebony. They named the infant Snow White. But not long after the birth of the child, the queen died. The king married a new queen, who was rumored to be the most beautiful woman in the whole kingdom. And no other woman in the near by kingdoms can be compared to her."
A new queen appeared on the scene, dressed in a green velvet dress. But this queen was…
'Scary…' the spectators thought.
Through the green dress, Kaido's very built body was visible. His shoulders were slightly bend, his eyes slits, fixing blankly in front of him with his tiny black orbs. Snake posture and snake glare. People sweat dropped. The queen… was not very queen-like…
'There is a problem in the casting,' they thought.
"Fssssshhhh…"
"In truth, the queen was a witch. She had a magical mirror in which a spirit lived. That spirit knew everything in the world. Everyday, she visited the mirror to ask him a same, unique question."
"Mirror, mirror," the queen called the spirit. "Tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"
"It's you, my queen," the mirror, Momoshiro, answered, grinning a goofily, stiffing his laugh.
'Grrrrr…' Kaido was fighting with himself to restrain the urge to punch the mirror.
"As the years pass, Snow White grew into a beautiful young woman. One day, the mirror answered that the most beautiful woman in the world was no longer the queen, but Snow White. The queen decided to kill the princess. She sent a hunter to do it."
Snow White and the hunter were walking in the forest. Snow White was ahead, the hunter behind her. After a moment, Snow White noticed that the hunter was no longer following. She turned on her heels to watch at him. The hunter, Kawamura, was trying clumsily to remove the dagger from his belt.
"Hmm… Hmm… Hmm…" Kawamura was shaking so much that he couldn't correctly pull out the dagger. Snow White looked at him, an eyebrow raised.
"Hunter-san, do you need help removing your dagger?" Snow White asked.
"N-n-no… n-n-no… I… I… I c-c-c-ca… ca… can d-d-do… do… do it b-b-by m-m-my s-s-se-self… Th-th-than-thank y-y-you…" the hunter stuttered. "Ah!" He dropped the dagger and its rolled to Snow White's feet.
Ryoma picked it up and gave it to Kawamura.
"Kawamura-senpai, you don't have to be so nervous," Ryoma whispered to him. "All you have to do is to pretend plunging the dagger into my chest and kill…-!"
"Ahhhh…" Kawamura fainted.
"…me…" Ryoma finished, sweat dropping at the fainted senpai at her feet.
The idea of killing someone or something was just too much for Kawamura to bear, even if it was only for a play.
'And to think that he's the power player of Seigaku and a scary guy when he grabs a racket…' Ryoma thought. 'Anyway, let's continue to the next part…'
"Because the hunter couldn't kill Snow White, he brought back to the queen the heart of an animal to disguise the true."
The queen opened the box which contained a heart.
. . .
And Kaido fainted.
". . ." No one said anything.
"Guess Kaido is of the same kind as Kawamura…" Gakuto said. "Strong on the tennis court, but very sensible heart…"
"And to think that it was only a fake heart borrowed from the skeleton of the biology teacher…" Oshitari said. Yuuta and Gakuto nodded.
"We have to replace Kaido," Atobe said. "Who is volunteering?"
"Hehehehehe…" someone laughed behind them. Gakuto, Oshitari, Yuuta and Atobe turned over to see Inui dressed in a black cloak. He was holding a basket of apples. Gakuto and Yuuta became blue and gulped.
'Why he is laughing so creepily…?' they wondered.
"So Inui will take the role of the witch from here," Oshitari said.
The sun was setting down. Snow White wandered in the wood, searching for a shelter for the night. Suddenly, a horrible noise can be hear thorough out the forest.
"RA RARARA RARA RARARA RARA!"
Snow White was so surprised by that horrible and out of tune song that she tripped on a rock in the middle of the way.
Stomp!
"Aaaaaaaaah! Ouch! Ara ara ara…" Snow White hit her head and lost conscious.
"RA RARARA RARA RARARA RARA! Ra rarara rara! Rarara rara!" The dwarfs of the forest sang on the top of their lunges, marching like happy soldiers, on their way back home.
It was the end of another long day of work. It was time to go back home. On their way back, to make the mood merrier, they sang. Well, only four of them sang: dwarf Kirihara, dwarf Marui, dwarf Niou and dwarf Ootori. Behind them, dwarf Shishido was covering his ears with his hands to avoid himself from getting a headache. Dwarf Sanada was trying to refrain himself from killing them while dwarf Yagyuu wasn't bothered by their singing. Even if dwarf Yagyuu had always thought that the four younger dwarfs sing very badly - not to mention that they are tune-deaf -, he always encouraged them to sing every night on their way back home.
'With their horrible singing, no wild animal is insane enough to attack us,' dwarf Yagyuu thought. Of course, dwarf Yagyuu always wore ear plugs before the four self-proclaimed singers started their (awfully horrible) song, scarifying away every single living creature in the forest in a radius of 100 meters.
"Ra rarara ra-!… Eh! Ahhhhhh!" Dwarf Kirihara stumbled on something and fell.
"What's wrong Kirihara?" Dwarf Marui asked.
"Something in the middle of the way…" Kirihara responded, his face in the dirt.
The six dwarfs looked down on the ground to see a body.
"Ah! It's princess Snow White!" dwarf Shishido recognized the princess in the yellow skirt.
"What is she doing here in the middle of the forest? Alone and at this time of the night?" dwarf Sanada wondered while dwarf Yagyuu checked on the princess.
"She has a lump on her head. Probably she hit something and lost consciousness," dwarf Yagyuu said. "We should bring her home. It's dangerous to leave her here alone."
The seven dwarfs agreed.
Snow White stirred. Then, slowly, she opened her eyes. She was laid in a bed… and saw over her head four pairs of wide open eyes looking down at her.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" she yelled out of fright.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" dwarfs Kirihara, Marui, Niou and Ootori yelled too.
"I told you; you will scare her, staying so close to the bed," dwarf Yagyuu told them, sighing.
"Who are you? What do you want from me?" Snow White asked in panic.
"We are the dwarfs of the forest. We found you unconscious on our way home and we brought you here," dwarf Sanada explained.
"Oh yeah. I remember now," Snow White said, rubbing her head where it was a little bit sore. "Thank you for helping me."
"You're princess Snow White, right?" dwarf Shishido asked. Snow White nodded. "What were you doing alone in the forest?"
"The queen wanted me to be killed. But the hunter couldn't kill me so he let me go," Snow White explained. 'Well, it was more me who left the hunter because I was bored for waiting too long for him to regain consciousness. And I got lost.'
"And how did you got knocked out yourself?" dwarf Yagyuu asked.
"I was searching for a shelter for the night when I heard a horrible and out of tune song. I was so surprised that I tripped. I fell and hit a rock on the head. That was how I got knocked out."
"A horrible and out of tune song?" dwarf Kirihara repeated.
"Yes. Something like 'RA RARARA RARA RARARA RARA!'," Snow White brawled on the top of her lunges. The house of the dwarfs jumped in the air before it fell back on its site. All the animals around the house scampered away because of the dreadful singing. "That's it. That was how it sounds," Snow White finished.
All the dwarfs unplugged their ears, checking if their ears were still intact, if their eardrums weren't tore.
'What a horrible singing!' they thought.
'Is she also such a bad singer like them or is she a genius for imitating them so perfectly?' dwarf Yagyuu wondered.
Meanwhile, in a secret room in the highest tour of the castle, the witch was preparing a concoction. She had decided that she will take care of Snow White by herself.
"Hehehehehe…" the witch laughed as she stirred something in her cauldron. It was a green potion with a lot of bubbles and fume, which was cooking on the fire. And the smell from the cauldron gave nausea to all people around.
Kikumaru, hid behind Ooishi, gagged his nose and mouth with his hand. Like Gakuto and Yuuta, he didn't want to smell the odor from the cauldron.
"Uggggggh! I understand now why Inui wants to be the witch," Kikumaru said. "He can enjoy making his poisonous potion without people complaining against him!"
"Hehehehehe…"
The witch dipped an apple in the potion. On the red fruit, a skeleton head appeared.
The guys swore they heard a horrible ghostly and creepy scream coming from the apple.
'Poor Ryoma/Ochibi-chan/Echizen…' Yuuta, Kikumaru and Gakuto thought. 'She will have to eat it.'
Snow White staid at the dwarfs' house. In exchange for the free dwelling, she did the chores and cooked the meals. She often went into the forest to pick up foods. One day, on her way back, she met an old woman wearing a black cloak and carrying a basket full of red apples.
"Can I help you, madame?" Snow White asked.
"Nhehehehehe," the old woman laughed.
Snow White felt shivers creeping down her back.
'What a creepy laugh,' Snow White thought.
Backstage
Yuuta, Gakuto, Kikumaru, Momoshiro and Kaido shuddered too, feeling very cold.
'What a creepy laugh,' they thought.
Gakuto took out a candle and lit it.
"What are you doing, Gakuto?" Yuuta asked.
"I'm praying for Echizen's safety," Gakuko answered. He clapped his hands and closed his eyes, praying.
Yuuta, Kikumaru, Kaido, Momoshiro and Kaido looked at each other.
'Good idea,' they thought. They gathered with Gakuto in front of the candle and prayed.
'Be alright, Ryoma/Ochibi-chan/Echizen.'
Yukimura and Fuji chuckled.
In the forest.
"My child, hehehehehe…" the old woman spoke to Snow White. "I have here very delicious apples, very good and healthy for your young body. Hehehehehe…"
'What a creepy voice too,' Snow White thought.
"Errr…"
"You are still young. You must take very good care of your body. Make sure to eat them all. And eat them today while they are still fresh. Hehehehehe…" With that, the old woman put the basket in Snow White's arms and walked away like a creepy black ghostly shadow sliding on the ground. "Hehehehehe…"
The old woman disappeared in the forest, leaving a bewildered Snow White behind, her creepy laugh still echoing thorough out the wood.
Left alone, Snow White picked up an apple from the basket. She looked at it, staring at it. Then, she lift it up and…
A/N: Part 2 of Snow White next time.