*SCREAMS*
*pants, trying to pace breathing back to normal again*
Worthy friends. I come here today not to write a chapter, (I'll do that Thursday, first day of Spring Break! ;D) but to tell you all some very bad news.
Angel: A Maximum Ride Novel is coming out March 14th 2011. (At least, that's the date for now.)
So what's the bad news? Well- why don't you read the summary?
In the seventh book in the bestselling series, evil scientists are still trying to convince Max that she needs to save the world, this time by providing the genetic link in speeding up the pace of evolution. Worse, they're trying to convince her that her perfect mate is Dylan, the newest addition to the flock. The problem is that, despite herself, Max is starting to believe it.'
So now you see why I'm upset.
Chester: Not really.
Fang: Yeah, me either.
Me: Fang, you're supposed to be missing, so shut it for right now. Chester- just- just *face palm*
If you're as idiotic as those two, then let me enlighten you. I am upset because MAX IS STARTING TO BELIEVE DYLAN IS HER PERFECT MATE!
*takes a couple zen breaths to calm down*
So, post the release date and summary on your profile. Help spread the awful news among us.
And Max, if you're reading this, (Which is totally impossible since you're a fictional winged character) then I am warning you right now: Leave Fang for good (I mean like after the twenty years and all) and you'll break his heart. He'll never be the same. Don't get together with Dylan, and he'll only feel slightly depressed. Dylan is just another robot designed by the scientists to make the sick game you're playing more interesting.
So. Word to the wise: Pick Fang. Not Dylan. And no one will get hurt.
I'll see you all back here on Thursday.
*Shiver*