Song: Mowgli's Road – Marina and the Diamonds
Date: 14.07.12
A/N: This song mentions cutlery so you get this.
"Why do forks have four prongs?" Blaine wondered aloud, turning over in the bed to face Kurt.
"I have no idea," Kurt replied. He was tired and not sure if he really cared about the answer.
"I mean, why four? Why not just two? Is it to cover the maximum area of the food you're trying to pick up? To increase the sharpness of each prong? Or maybe to minimise the change of pricking your tongue?"
"Blaine. Go to sleep."