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Part I-Chapter 4: Awkward

We Just Touched Awkwardly-Community Channel

Lap dance-N.E.R.D.

I Wish I Could Go Back To College-Avenue Q

Cont.

"What?" she screamed, looking absolutely terrified. The news sunk into me and I paled. Is he serious? He knows I have feeling for her, how could he make her do this?

"Quil, no, I can't do that. That-that's just…wrong! I don't even know how to do that! And Embry's my best friend," she screeched.

I stayed quiet and completely still, probably looking terrified myself. I saw Leah look absolutely stunned while Jake looked awe-struck at what Quil had just dared her to do.

"You know the rules V, you have to" he mimicked her. I started relaxing because Nessa made the rules she would find a way out of this.

"Fine." So much for getting out of it, "but I have no idea what I'm doing and I'll only do it for five seconds," she negotiated.

"Nope, it's my dare so I say a minute." He smirked.

"Ahh, heck no," she argued.

"Ok, here's your other option. Either lap dance Embry for a full minute or call Josh over and kiss him for a minute, you choose," he finished.

I froze, now he's just being an ass.

"Quil, no, that's too harsh," Leah stuck up for Nessa.

"No, Leah, it's just a dare. Alright Quil I'll give Embry a lap dance for a minute, but no more dares after this that involve sexual contact."

From the corner of my eye I saw Jake frown, and Leah looked relieved.

"Sure, but you have to do this dare." She nodded stiffly, got up, and walked over to me.

"Get up," she ordered. I did immediately. "Go sit on the recliner," she finished, pointing to my old leather reclining chair. I walked slowly over there and obediently sat down.

She looked down while walking over to me. When she towered above me she bent down and straddled my waist while grinding herself up against me. The look on Quil, Jake, and Leah's face was enough to make me burst out laughing if this was any other time.

Nessa turned around and pressed her butt against my groin. Oh God. Immediately I felt myself get hard, but I tried to control it by thinking of really gross things. I thought about nasty flies, nope, dog shit, nothing, finally I thought about Nessa's mom. There we go! My little problem soon disappeared and I just sat there and kept on thinking about Mrs. Skye. After what felt like an eternity she got up and sat down on the couch opposite of me. I looked over at her bright red face and blushed myself.

Jake shook his head in awe while Leah and Quil positioned themselves to look at the window, probably to avoid this very awkward situation. I got up off the recliner and sat on the floor next to Quil, but didn't turn toward the window. Jake looked down at his hands and went to sit on the couch next to Nessa. He sat as far as the small couch would allow.

They didn't join us on the floor, but Nessa said, "Jake truth or dare?" Jake looked over at her, blushed, then looked down again saying dare.

She thought for a few seconds, and then said, "I dare you to go outside, take your shirt off, tie it around your head, and scream 'I am Bin Laden'."

Jake smiled, got up, and walked out to the middle of the road. We followed quickly over to him and watched as he screamed at the top of his lungs 'I am Bin Laden'. A few of the neighbors watering their yard or mowing stopped what they were doing and stared at Jake. He put his shirt back on and ran back inside the house saying he felt violated. We followed soon after hearing Mrs. Porter say she was going to tell the Elders we were acting up.

"Gosh V, that all you got?" Jake teased, going to sit in his former spot. Leah sat down next to Jake and he slung his arm over her, she quickly moved away from him and kicked him in the side. He grunted in response and crossed his arms over his chest. Quil, Nessa, and I sat down by the TV facing them.

"Let's see who I get to pick now. Ok, I got it…Leah!" Jake shouted at her, while getting right in her face.

"What? I'm right here you don't have to yell," she shouted back, pushing his chest away.

"Truth or dare?" he said quietly.

"God, I didn't mean whisper." She sighed. "Fine truth."

"Oh, come on Leah," Jake whined, put out.

"No truth, I already did my dare," she said defensively.

"Whatever," he grumbled. "Is it true that you have a huge crush on that Sam guy?"

Leah turned a bright red and hid her face in her sweater. I looked to the right of me at Nessa, she was scowling at Jake, but he ignored her. To the left of me, Quil looked intensely at Leah.

"Yes," Leah said, but it sounded like a mumbled yef with her sweater blocking her words.

"What, I didn't quite catch that?" he teased her, cupping his hand over his ear.

"Jake stop, you know what she said," Nessa glared at him.

"Fine," he complained. Leah looked up and shot a grateful look in Nessa's direction. She mouthed 'thanks', and Nessa returned it with a smile.

"God, I am so pathetic," Leah moaned, falling back against the couch.

"Why Leah? Is it because you know Sam will never go out with you?" Quil sniggered.

"No!" she shot back. "It's because I'm going in my junior year of high school and I'm hanging out with freshman." Nessa looked hurt at that statement, but Leah wasn't finished and said, "Except V because she's a girl, but imagine if Sam ever found out that I hung out with 9th grade boys," she groaned.

"Oh, you know you love us," Jake boasted as he jumped on Leah and hugged her.

"AH! Get off of me!" she screamed, kicking with all her might. "Rape, rape! Help me!"

All of us just looked at them, laughing at the top of our lungs.

Jake finally got off her and said, "It's only rape if you yell surprise." With that he sat back down on the floor with us and pulled Nessa down onto his lap.

Under normal circumstances I would have glared at Jake. He had a pretty good idea that I liked Nessa, but I didn't have to glare at him Nessa did it herself and promptly got off his lap. I smiled happily and Quil rolled his eyes at me.

"My turn!" Jake shouted at us, pulling Leah's hand to get her to sit by all of us. She did unwillingly and socked Jake in the arm.

"Ow," he yelped. Leah looked smug, and shrugged innocently.

"Stop being a baby, and pick someone," Leah said impatiently, drumming her fingers on the hard wood floor.

"Wait, how's it your turn again?" I asked.

"Because Leah doesn't want to go," he explained.

We all looked toward Leah and she nodded her head.

"Whatever, just go."

"Fine," he grumbled. "Embry truth or dare?"

"I already did a dare so truth," I said confidently. I was pretty sure that Jake knew almost everything about me anyways.

"This should be good," he exclaimed, rubbing his hands excitedly. Okay, now I'm a little scared.

"Is it true you want to kiss V?" he questioned.

My heart dropped and I paled again. My palms started sweating, and I could feel Quil and Leah's gaze on me, but I was only focusing on Nessa; who was bright red and looking anywhere but at me.

"Of course he doesn't!" Quil shouted nervously. Way to go Quil, now he knows that I do.

"Shut up, Quil, it's not your turn," Leah told him, awaiting my answer.

Oh, crap. Jake was growing impatient along with Leah. Quil looked really nervous and I still couldn't see Nessa's face.

"I, um," I prolonged my answer in hopes he would drop it, but he motioned for me to go on.

Well I could always lie, I thought, but I've never lied to Nessa…

I opened my mouth to respond, but got cut off by Leah's phone ringing. She sighed dramatically and looked at the caller ID. She made a face but answered it.

"Hello? Yes we're next door…uh huh. We'll be over in 2 minutes…Okay, bye." She flipped her phone closed and stood up.

"You really need to get a phone so your mom can stop calling me."

"Oh, do we have to go now?" Nessa asked hopefully.

"Yup, she wants you to go shopping with her for the party," Leah explained, grabbing her coat.

Nessa got up and went to get her shirt. She came back and we all stood up.

"I'm sorry guys, the Queen calls," she said sarcastically.

"It's okay Ness, it's only Thursday and we have the party tomorrow," I comforted her.

"Yea, we got all weekend to hang out," Quil exclaimed cheerily.

"Thanks guys for making this week so fun," she said just as cheery as Quil.

"No probs babe, now give Papa Jake a hug," Jake laughed, opening his arms to her.

Nessa didn't complain and hugged him.

"I feel so left out," Quil whined.

Nessa looked over at Quil and motioned him over. I just stood there watching them.

"Come on! We don't have all day," Leah complained.

"Come over here Leah," Nessa said, but it came out muffled from being squished in between Quil and Jake.

Leah sighed loudly but walked over, they opened their arms and she hugged them.

"Embry get over here!" Jake yelled at me.

I walked over there and wrapped my arms around Quil and Nessa.

"There, are you happy?" I asked.

"Very, now I have to get home or else my mom is gonna blow a vain." Nessa laughed.

We separated from each other and Nessa turned toward me and said, "I'll bring back your shirt tomorrow, k?"

"Yea, that's fine," I said, watching Leah walk outside.

We heard her shout, "Crap, V, your mom is texting me now!"

Nessa chuckled and shouted back, "I'm coming!" To us she said, "I'll see you guys tomorrow, bye."

After they left Jake and Quil said they were going go too. I told them goodbye and went to get my sweater. I still had to stay at the Clearwater's house until Sunday morning. My stuff was already over there so I put on my sweater and left.

I went to my backyard, grabbed my skate board, and rode to Sue's house. As soon as I got there Sue told me she was going to help shop with Mrs. Skye and Leah was spending the night there. She asked me to make sure Seth got to bed early because Harry was fishing with Billy Black until ten. I reassured her that I would and she left. Seth and I put him to bed at 9:30. I don't know why and eleven year old has a bed time in summer, but whatever not my kid. I started feeling sleepy so I went into the guest room and crashed. This time I had no dreams of Nessa and I slept till morning.

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