Title: Sogeking's True Identity

Characters/Pairing(s): Straw Hats

(Pre/Post) Time Skip: Pre Time Skip

Luffy yawned as he placed his signature vest on. He closed his locker, not caring to look at himself in the mirror for he knew he always looked good. He was about to head out when he noticed something odd about the wanted posters on the wall. He walked closer and squinted his eyes. He stared at the six wanted posters on the wall. There should've been seven up there, but for some reason, Sanji didn't want his "hideous" picture up for everyone to see, especially for Zoro to humiliate him about.

Starting from the left, there was Chopper's poster, then Zoro's, then his, and then... Sogeking's? Why was Sogeking's wanted poster up there? He's not part of their crew, although he did help them back at Enies Lobby. Luffy tore the poster away from the wall and ran outside.

The crew was startled when Luffy came bursting into the galley, interrupting their breakfast.

"Oi! Can someone tell me why Sogeking's wanted poster is on our wall?" asked Luffy. All eyes, minus Luffy's and Chopper's, went straight to Usopp. While rubbing the back of his head, Usopp laughed awkwardly.

"I was wondering about that too," said Chopper. "And why are you all looking at Usopp?"

"They still haven't figured it out?" murmured Sanji.

"Hm? Who's Sogeking?" asked Brook.

"That's right, you weren't there. Well, he's this awesome hero who helped us get Robin back from the Marines!" said Luffy. "He has a cool mask and a long red cape and he has this weird slingshot that kind of looks like Usopp's."

"My my, I'd like to meet him."

"Me too! I wanna see him again!"

Nami kicked Usopp under the table. Usopp only smiled, ignoring the new pain in his leg.

"Oi, when are you going to start telling the truth?" Zoro murmured to Usopp.

"Usopp, Sogeking said you were a friend of his. Do you know where he is?" asked Luffy. Usopp sighed, then stood up from his seat.

"Alright, the truth's coming out. Sogeking's not a friend of mine..."

"Huh? He's not?"

"Yes..."

"Then, how do you know him?"

"He's..."

Luffy, Chopper, and Brook inched closer.

"..MY LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER!"

"REALLY?"

Nami punched Usopp on top of the head.

"IDIOT!"

Sorry this is late...

My little brother was with me on my laptop the whole night, but suddenly Strong World just now came out and I just haaad to watch it. And since he was with me, might as weeelll watch it together, because I heard it was soooo good.

lol As you can tell that was sarcasm. I've been trying to get him into One Piece by making him watch One Piece's best movie. He was doing fine until I told him about each of their 'conditions'. Luffy's obsession of meat, Zoro's no sense of direction, Nami's money obsession, Usopp's lies and 'diseases', Sanji's obsession over women, Chopper's problem where he believes anything people say, Franky's pants-less problem, and Brook's panty problem really got him interested. But it wasn't enough.

What do you guys think I should do or say to get him into watching One Piece?