Title: Bathing Problems
Characters/Pairing(s): Straw Hats
(Pre/Post) Time Skip: Pre Time Skip
Nami took a big whiff of her breakfast that Sanji laid out for all of them, but rather than the smell of delicious food in the morning, she smelled the fresh scent of sweat in the middle of summer. She grimaced and covered her nose.
"Luffy! Zoro! Seriously!"
Luffy and Zoro looked up from their plates.
"What is it now?" asked Zoro. Meanwhile, Luffy casually stuffed his face with the usual oversized amount of food.
"Your stink is getting into the food! Go take a shower, both of you!"
"HUH? Since when has our 'stink' been a bother to you before!"
"It has. We just choose to ignore it," said Chopper.
"WHY?"
Chopper and Usopp remained silent as they avoided the swordsman's eyes. Zoro turned to face Robin who was casually sipping her coffee.
"Do I really smell?" asked Zoro. Robin pulled off a thoughtful expression as she set her mug down.
"Should I lie?"
"But Nami, I already took my bath for the week a few days ago," said Luffy.
"So did I," said Zoro. A vein appeared on Nami's temple out of irritation.
"Jeez, why can't you be like Sanji-kun and shower everyday!"
Sanji nodded in approval. "It can't be helped. These two idiots have no sense of hygiene whatsoever."
"Why would someone want to waste their time in the shower when you're going to get dirty again anyway," said Luffy. "I think those who shower everyday are stupid!"
Sanji's eyebrows twitched. He gritted his teeth and rolled up his sleeve. Nami cracked her knuckles while donning the look of the demon which seemed to terrify Chopper and Usopp. Robin chuckled as she calmly watched from her seat. You can't help but love Luffy logic.
Its funny how Oda stated on the SBS when each of the Straw Hats take their showers. Apparently, Luffy, Zoro, and Brook shower once a week. That's kinda.. gross.