Song: Drive By – Train
Date: 03.08.12
A/N: This will probably happen a lot over the remainder of my summer…
"Kuuuurt."
"What?" Kurt asked, not taking his eyes off the road to look at Blaine.
"Kurt, I have to pee."
"Seriously? You peed like ten minutes ago," Kurt asked.
"KURT I REALLY HAVE TO PEE," Blaine urged, crossing his legs.
"OK, but can you wait fifteen minutes and we'll be at my house, okay?"
"No, Kurt, there's a rest stop over there, please."
"No."
"Kurt!"
"NO."
"KURT!"
"Blaine, I'm tired, I just want to get home, please can you wait until we reach my house?"
"NO! KURT JUST ST- Okay, then, drive past the rest stop. It's fine, I can pee in your car."
"DON'T YOU DARE BLAINE ANDERSON."