Title: Zoro the Babysitter

Characters/Pairing(s): Zoro, Straw Hats, OC's

(Pre/Post) Time Skip: Many Years Later

Zoro glared at the front door, as if it was ready to attack him if he ever looked away. But that wasn't the case in this situation. Right now, there are eight kids running amok inside his own house. All of whom are their own kids. Thirteen years after finally claiming the greatest treasure, the crew decided to slow down and raise a family. Out of those thirteen years, eight children were born.

Unfortunately, today everyone just had to be busy. His wife is out having a spa day, Luffy and Nami are out on a date, Vivi's running errands with Kaya, Franky and Usopp are working on some big invention, Chopper's in his lab, Brook's out of the village and Sanji wouldn't stop pissing him off by saying how he couldn't even watch a couple of kids.

Zoro narrowed his eyes when he heard the sound of a floor creak. He sighed and turned around to face three of the oldest children in the house.

"Can't you guys help me out?" asked Zoro.

"Sorry, Zoro-ojiisan. You're the babysitter," said Haru, Luffy and Nami's eldest son. Sitting in the living room with him were Zoro and Robin's two daughters, Olvia and Kuina.

"The greatest swordsman in the world can't even control five kids?" Kuina teased. Zoro sighed.

"And I thought partnering up with Luffy was the toughest decision I ever made," Zoro muttered.

"You can do it, Dad," Olvia cheered on. Zoro rolled his eyes. He rolled up his sleeves and cracked his neck. There are five kids between the ages three and nine hiding in this house. Everyone will be coming over in less than five minutes.

"Yosh. No matter what happens, you saw nothing."

-x-x-

Nami's eye twitched in terror at the sight of her youngest son and daughter tied up in the middle of the living room. Kaya and Vivi tried desperately to stop their sons from crying. Luffy raised an eyebrow then turned to his first mate with confusion.

"Really?" said Luffy.

"Like you could've handled it any better," replied Zoro. Robin rolled her eyes and landed a blow to her husband. Haru turned to the two Roronoa sisters next to him.

"Is that how your dad raised you guys?"

"Pretty much."

I'm going on a small break, which is really bad since I just released NWU and I'm way behind on this story and His World. I need time to worry about actually writing the stories, not when they'll be out. It might take three weeks, maybe less, depending on how writing and school work will go. I'll be back before the month ends.