Title: The Ero Mushroom

Characters/Pairing(s): Luffy&Nami, Straw Hats

(Pre/Post) Time Skip: Post Time Skip

The Straw Hats were sailing through the New World where they landed on a mysterious island that held a tiny village and a huge forest. Wanting some alone time with his girlfriend, Luffy took Nami out into the forest. It was going well romantically until Luffy found one of his many weaknesses.

"Do I have to?" Nami whined as she held the mushroom halfway to her mouth. Luffy said that if he ate the mushrooms, then so should she. Luffy's definition of fairness.

Tears ran down Luffy's face rapidly. He looked up sadly while holding a mushroom in his hand. "Are you saying my idea's stupid? I was just trying to lighten up the mood. Why do you have to be so mean to me?"

Nami sighed. His depressed and negative behavior obviously came from the mushroom. The downside to this whole thing is she doesn't know what each of them do. Do they cause you to laugh? Get angry? After she eats one, she'll be stuck with it for a little while, considering Luffy took one bite that lasted two minutes. If she finishes the whole thing, she'll be stuck with that mood for a while. Deciding to take the risk and live a little, Nami took a bite. When she thought nothing's changed, she took another. She took more bites until she finished the whole thing.

Luffy belched, then laughed as the depression mushroom he ate wore off. He would've eaten another mushroom if he had the courage to.

"That was depressing. Hey Nami, did you find out what mushroom you a-" Luffy voice trailed off when he turned around and saw Nami half naked. Her skirt and shoes were off, leaving her in her spaghetti strap and her underwear. She was currently in the process of removing her top. "O-Oi.. Nami.. what are you doing?"

"Huuuh~? It's so hooot. I just feel like taking everything off. Luffy, can you help me?"

"N-No - I mean yes - wait.."

"Luuufffyy," Nami whined. Luffy gasped and covered his nose when Nami slowly lifted her top over her head. "Come on, Luffy. You know you want to."

Luffy gulped a giant lump when Nami started to crawl for him. He tried to desperately back away, but his body wouldn't respond to his brain. He inhaled sharply when Nami grabbed the sides of his shorts.

"Luffffyy~.."

-x-x-

When the couple came back to the ship, everyone had already regrouped and were preparing for departure. The one thing that caught their eyes were the messy hairs from both Nami and Luffy and their very wrinkly and disordered clothes.

"O-Oi, what happened to you guys?" asked Usopp.

"Were you guys attacked?" Chopper asked, terrified. Nami turned to glare at Luffy. The boyfriend coughed and looked away while scratching the back of his head. Sure, it was his fault for letting Nami eat the mushroom, but he didn't regret it. In fact, Luffy actually memorized the mushroom Nami had in the forest. It would be a shame if they ever stumble upon it again.

Umm... am I supposed to change the rating after this chapter? It's not like I revealed a lot or anything right? Well, whatever. I'll just leave it at T.