Title: Charades!

Characters/Pairing(s): Straw Hats

(Pre/Post) Time Skip: Post Time Skip

"Why the hell am I paired up with you?" Zoro murmured.

"Don't complain. Its not like you're the only one against this," replied Sanji. The swordsman and cook sat farther apart than usual compared to the other team playing the game. Meanwhile, Luffy and Usopp's team was on a role.

Luffy started jumping up and down while curving his arms in front of his belly.

"A mother kangaroo trying to find her lost baby!" yelled Usopp. Luffy grinned and gave his partner a high five. Usopp got up this time for it was his turn. He picked a random folded piece of paper from the straw hat and peeked inside. Next, he started stomping on the ground while waving his arms in the air.

"Bigfoot in a roller coaster!" yelled Luffy. Usopp's arms fell to his side out of disappointment.

"No, its a soccer player with cleats in a fast moving bike."

All the rest of Straw Hats had beads of sweat rolling down their faces.

"Who came up with these anyway?" asked Nami.

"Luffy."

The timer rang, ending Usopp's and Luffy's turn.

"Alright, that's ten points for Luffy's team," said Chopper. "Its Zoro and Sanji's turn."

Chopper restarted the timer. Sanji picked a piece of paper out from the straw hat. His eyes widened. He quickly started lifting his legs as he moved forward. His hands were in fists as he lifted his hands just below his breast.

"Are you swimming?" asked Zoro.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET SWIMMING OUT OF THAT? THE CLUE WAS ME RIDING A BIKE, DUMBASS!" yelled an irritated Sanji. Zoro rolled his eyes. He got up for his turn. He stared at his clue for a long time... before throwing it away and reaching a new one. He then threw that one away and searched inside for a decent one.

Chopper blew his whistle. Sanji facepalmed.

"Disqualified!"

Luffy and Usopp jumped out of their seats and started cheering like idiots.

"Whoohoo! We won!"

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WHY WON'T YOU JUST ACT IT OUT?" yelled Sanji.

"Because they were all stupid," Zoro replied while scratching the back of his head.

"HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT?"

"Yea, you looked pretty stupid too."

"BASTAR-"

Chopper tried his best to hold Sanji down while the cook was on the verge of practically destroying the ship.

"No more charades!" yelled Chopper.

I'm sorry all of my stories have been slow! There's so much homework for me and I don't have the time! I WANT MY FREEDOM BACK! T.T