Title: A Mistletoe Hat!

Characters/Pairing(s): Luffy&Nami, Zoro&Robin, Straw Hats

(Pre/Post) Time Skip: Pre Time Skip

"Yo, Sanji!" The long nosed-sharpshooter gleefully walked up to the the cook as he prepared their next meal for dinner.

"What do you want, Usopp?"

"I made something just for you."

"If it explodes, stinks, or messes up my kitchen, I don't want it."

"Good!" Usopp slammed down a medium sized box onto the counter where Sanji did his work.

Sanji eyed the present. "What's this?"

"Merry Christmas!"

Sanji eyed the sharpshooter. He dropped his knife and unwrapped the present. He opened the cardboard box and reached inside. His eyes widened and pulled out a hat. Nevertheless, it wasn't just a normal hat. It was a red hat with a mistletoe strapped on the top. "Th-This is.."

Usopp smirked. "You're welcome."

Sanji grinned happily and ecstatically put the hat on. "Arigatou, Usopp!"

"Now go and get a kiss from Nami-san and Robin-chan!"

Sanji darted out of the door, completely forgetting about his cooking. Usopp turned it off for him and chuckled devilishly.

"The prank begins!"

-x-

Sanji ran around the entire ship but never came across any of the girls.

"Tch, where could they have gone. It's not like we're docked anywhere."

The cook felt his pants being tugged. He looked down to see Chopper calling to him. He kneeled down to get to the reindeer's level, until he realized something very important that even the little doctor took notice.

"E-Eh, Sanji.."

A dark shadow hovered over where his eye was visible. He lightly kissed the reindeer's head and patted it gently.

"Did you need something?" Sanji asked as if nothing has happened.

Chopper eyed him oddly. "Uh, never mind."

Sanji stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked away a bit angrily. At least it was only Chopper. If it were any of the other guys, he'd be humiliated.

"Sanji-san, do you have anymore coffee be-" Brook stopped mid-sentence when he noticed the mistletoe on top of his head. Sanji was full on red to the face.

"D-Do-"

"Yohohoho! My, my! Would you like a kiss, Sanji-san?"

"N-NO-"

"Although I don't have any lips to kiss with! Yohoho!"

Sanji sighed in relief. He snaked passed the musician and quickly walked away. That was two down, where the hell are the girls? And why the hell is he only running into the guys?! If any of the other guys show up, he'll..

"Yo, Curly. Can you give me a hand with-"

Sanji froze in his tracks in deep anger. His face turned deep red. He clenched his fists angrily. "USOPP!"

A certain sharpshooter hiding behind the tree was having a silent laughing fit. The reindeer walked up to him, a bit confused by his current state.

"Usopp, why'd you make me go up to Sanji? And why do you have a bag of coffee beans behind you?" asked Chopper.

Meanwhile on the mini merry, two couples sailed along the ocean as they neared the next island.

"Is this the island you were talking about? It doesn't look big," said Luffy.

"I think it looks cute," stated Robin.

"We're only going out to eat. What'd you expect on a double date?" asked Nami.

"More adventure," Luffy replied with a pout.

Still can't get over the fact that Sword Art Online has ended. I was in tears T.T

Well, on a brighter note, if you haven't noticed already, I've been posting everyday and I'll keep that up until Christmas. Winter break has officially started and I owe it to you guys after not having been able to update as much.