Shelly's Epic Commentary of Obsidianwing's Quest!

by xxfalling.failingxx

Why did I decide to read another terrible story? The answer is why not. I've never read this before, either, so I might as well post it, right? Rated T for extreme language. Commentary Number 2.

4. This is Just Gross!

PART 4 LOVE TRIANGLE

The next day obsidianpaw went to jayfeathers den. He looked at her with longing in his cool blue eyz. He pured. (Ew, Jayfeather, just no.)

"I smell firestar on u" he said. (*barf*)

"oh…uh…" obsidianpaw stammered.

"how abot….i get my scent on you to" he sugested. (OH GOD HELL NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! *cries*) Obsidianpaw blushed. Befor she culd do anything he waz kissing her. He kissed her harder than firestar. She enjoyed it. (HOW DO YOU ENJOY THIS, SLUT?!) He took it to da next level by twining there tails together. Obsidians heart raced. The blud rushed in her ears. They both pured loudly.

Obsidian left the den felling happy and satisphied. (EW EW) She new she liked jayfeather more den firestar…but firestar was so hot… (*echos* Johnny Depp! Depp... Depp...) suddenly a memery flashed in her mind. It was firestar making out wif her as a kitt. (Are you kidding me?! What is wrong with ThunderClan these days?!) He had always loved her….who wuld she choose?