DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Harry Potter or Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for the long wait. I had gotten quite far into writing this chapter, but then, all of the text was just gone! So I had to rewrite the whole chapter. Hopefully this is good. Enjoy.

Chapter 5

Bright light poured from the large windows that circled around Ravenclaw tower, awaking Double D from his slumber. He pulled off the warm blue covers and reached over to grab his hat. He sat up, stretching his arms as he yawned quietly. He was excited and thoroughly prepared for his first day of learning.

Perhaps he was in such a good mood not just because he was ready to learn, but also he had awakened satisfied, because he was anticipating being woken up in the wee hours in the morning by his mother ordering him to do chores and get ready for school.

Double D got up on his feet and ran excitedly to the shower, greeting everyone he ran into with "Good Morning!". He ended up taking a whopping 45 minute shower much to the dismay of his anxious classmates.

Double D then spent 5 minutes ironing his Hogwarts uniform and put it on. Standing in front of a mirror, he straightened his blue and white striped tie and admired himself. He gave his reflection a toothy grin.

Ed woke up from his slumber covered in drool. He looked up straight at the wooden ceiling inu the Hufflepuff dorms and put a large smile form one ear to the other on his face.

"GOOD MORNING!" he obnoxiously yelled.

His fellow Hufflepuffs woke up angrily.

"ED BOY! My dear rooster holds the honorable duty of awaking me from my precious slumber! YOU ARE NOT MY ROOSTER!"

"Gee he can sure sound like one though..." pointed out Jimmy.

"Right you are Jimmy! Would you like to hear?" replied Ed.

Before he could answer 'no', Ed was running around the dorm in his underwear flapping his arms, and yelling "cocka-doodle-doo" waking up all the classmates that he didn't before.

Eddy woke up to a stressed feeling. he didn't ever care much for school, though he was looking forward to maybe pulling off a few scams with his bros. He lazily got himself out of bed and sluggishly got in the shower. These showers were a lot better than his at home, yet he felt somewhat creeped out , and almost claustrophobic inside the dark stone brick shower. Eddy then got on his sweater and green tie. This was going to be a boring day.

The trio of Ed's proceeded to the Great Hall for breakfast where they met up and sat at the end of the very left table.

"Salutation's you two! Who's ready to begin our long journey of learning?" greeted Double D.

"Not me" replied Eddy.

"What a shame, Eddy don't you at least respect the importance and significance of this moment?"

"No"

"Well, just hold on, and you'll be in the academic spirit in no time!"

"Whatever" said Eddy taking a sip of orange juice.

Ed on the other hand was consuming mountains of buttered toast, biscuits, and gravy shoving them into his mouth. A ginger boy sitting beside him took notice.

"Bloody Hell!" he exclaimed. "You eat more than all my brothers combined!" the boy said.

"Ed loves food!" he replied.

"Hey, I'm Ron by the way. Ron Weasley. Did you say your name was Ed?"

"Yes" Ed said.

Ron then looked up at the ceiling.

"Oh boy, mails here!" Ron said.

Owls began pouring into the great hall, dropping letters and other

papers on the table. While what the kids received varied, they all ended up getting a piece of paper from the school itself. They opened up the papers.

These papers were that years class schedules. The students began chattering with each other and comparing schedules.

"Gentlemen, would you look a that! We have all of our classes together. It seems we're quite fortunate!"

The Ed's schedules all looked like this.

Breakfast

First Period: Potions (Snape)

Second Period: Herbology (Pomfrey)

Third period: Flying (Hooch)

Lunch

Fourth Period: Divination (Trelawney)

Fifth Period: Transfiguration (McGonagall)

Sixth Period: Charms (Flitwick)

Dinner

Seventh Period: History of Magic (Binns)

Eighth Period: Defense Against the Dark Arts (Quirrell)

Dismissal

"Yaaahh! School with my best buddies!" exclaimed Ed.

Then Professor Dumbledore stepped up to his podium to speak.

"Good morning, students. Before you proceed to your first class, I would like to say a few words. First off, Qudditch trials will be held tomorrow for anyone interested in playing for their house teams.

Eddy imagined himself adorned in green Slytherin quidditch robes, with girls swarming around him and admiring. This thought made him smirk.

"...And that is all students. Have a great day of learning."

With that, everyone got out of their seats to get their school supplies.

Ed, Edd, n Eddy then walked downstairs near the dungeons. Their first class was potions class. Eventually, they reached a wooden door with a rusted iron knocker and went inside.

Inside were shelves, upon shelves of jars, each containing various ingredients. The room was very eerie. They felt as if those preserved pixies and shrunken heads were all staring at them. They found their seats, sitting with each other in the middle of the room. This was compromise because Double D wanted to sit in the very front, and Eddy wanted to sit in the very back.

The class was very noisy, with kids yelling in every direction. That was, until the professor entered the room...

"There will be no wand-waving, or foolish incantations in this class..." said the professor sternly.

The professor was tall, with oily, long, black hair. He was pale and had a large nose, with a long face. He was dressed in long black robes. He looked very intimidating.

"My name is Professor Severus Snape, and you will address me as such. I will be your potions teacher. I can teach you how to bewitch the mind, and ensnair the senses, and even put a stopper in death."

"We shall start with a few simple questions, shall we? What alchemical ingredient can one expect to find inside the stomach of various animals?"

Double D's teacher's pet instincts kicked in, and he felt an urge to impress Snape by correctly answering his question. He raised his hand and was pointed to by Snape.

"A bezoar, sir!" answered Double D excitedly.

"Good. Five points to Ravenclaw."

Double D received high fives and pats on the back from his fellow Ravenclaws, and not to mention an approving smile from Natalie...

However, he also got the attention from a Gryffindor girl with brown bushy hair. She had raised her hand when Double D did. She looked kind of jealous that he got the question, and she didn't.

"Alright, now, what ingredient makes up 70% of a chocolate frog?".

This girl raised her hand quickly. But when Snape called on her, he looked kind of

"Yes, Ms. Granger?"

"Crokoa. It is believed to be what makes the chocolate frog alive!"

"Good." Snape murmured.

He didn't give that girl a point though.

"Pardon me sir, but I think that you should give her some points too." said Double D.

Snape however, pretended to ignore this request.

"Moving on. We will now make some potions." he said.

For the rest of class, the class attempted many "simple" potions like the cure for boils. Snape was very strict.

"You see that reddish hue? That's a sign that you added too many horned slugs! 10 points from Gryffindor!"

After class, the girl with the brown bushy hair approached Double D.

"I feel a need to introduce myself. I'm Hermione Granger. You are?"

"Edd with two 'D's. Or just Double D. Pleasure to meet you Hermione!"

"You appear to be very astute when it comes to potions." complimented Double D.

"Oh. U-Uh thank you." replied Hermione blushing. Double D could tell she fancied him.

"You're welcome! See you later!" said Double D as he joined Ed and Eddy and traveled to their next class.

The herbology greenhouse was very bright and filled with lots of vegetation. That class wasn't really that interesting. They learned about de-gnoming the garden, but that's about it. Ed took particular interest in that class though. He seemed to be fascinated by the plants.

Flying class was quite the event though.

"Good morning class." said the teacher. This teacher had short gray hair and pointy hawk-like eyes.

"Good morning Madam Hooch." the class replied.

"Welcome to your first flying lesson. In this class, we will sharpen your broom-flying skills for when you need to travel. I believe that this skill is often taken for granted now that we have portkeys and floo-powder and all that modern magic nonsense. This was the old way of travel. Now, I want you to walk up to your broom, put your right arm over it, and say 'UP'."

The class began yelling 'up' quite a few times. It worked for about half the class who's brooms rose into their grasp.

"UP!" yelled Ed loudly. When he said that though, his broom flipped up and whipped him right in the nose.

OOF

Eddy began laughing hysterically. Much to the dismay of Double D who ran over to Ed in order to tend to his wounds.

"Oh, and by the way class. If any of you spot a Snitch. Please inform me. We lost one last year in a game of Qudditch. I doubt you will find the bloody thing though." announced Hooch.

For most of class, they did little activities on their brooms to familiarize the students with them. These included flying laps, races, and playing tag. It was quite fun.

"Ok, children. I have to go sign some papers in my office real quickly. Get off your brooms. You are not allowed to be on them with me supervising you. If you get on them, you'll be expelled quicker than you can say 'quidditch'".

Eddy was never one to care for rules, but he didn't want to get expelled. However, he threw caution to the wind after what he saw next.

It was a small golden sphere orb fluttering in the sky. Eddy's instincts kicked in and he got on his broom and flew into the air. He barely heard Double D ordering him to come back down that instance. He raced after the tiny gold ball with pure greed. He was determined to catch whatever this was. After what seemed like two hours of chasing it, he finally held out his arm far enough and was able to loosely clasp it in his greedy hands. However, he was right next to the window and could notice a person saw him.

He was extremely satisfied with his catch, yet worried about the person that caught him. He put it in his pocket and flew back down to the Quidditch pitch.

When he arrived, none other than Professor Snape was there waiting for him. Of all the people to catch him, it had to be Snape? Terror and panic filled Eddy's thoughts as he shakily got of his broom and nervously walked towards Severus Snape.

"Eddy. Come with me." Snape said.

Double D was kicking himself for not physically stopping Eddy from getting on that broomstick. Now one of his best friends was going to be expelled.

Snape led Eddy into the castle and through long hallways until they came to a classroom. Eddy was a bit confused.

"Professor Quirrell. May I borrow Flint for a moment?"

For some reason, Quirrell was completely terrified of Snape. It was almost as if Quirrell was plotting something bad, and Snape was trying to stop him...

"S-S-Sure o-o-of c-course." Quirrell answered.

A large, intimidating, mean-looking, boy with large front teeth approached them.

"Flint. I believe we have found ourselves a seeker."

To be continued...

Author's Note: End of Chapter Five. This may not be very good, but I was determined to write something to show my viewers that I this story will continue. Please favorite, follow, or leave a review. Once again, sorry for the HUGE wait.