Song: 1 + 1 – Scouting For Girls
Date: 29.08.12
A/N: This song is particularly effective when blasted out of my alarm clock at 7 on a Monday morning.
A loud shout of "BLAINE!" accompanied the knock at the door, almost making Blaine jump out of his skin. It was Shane. "What?!" he cried; he was busy getting his dorm ready for later.
"I left my chemistry textbook in there!" Shane shouted back, pounding on the door again.
"Why do you need it?" Blaine yelled, not needing any more distractions; Kurt was due any minute.
"Reed and I were going to finish my chemistry project whilst you and Kurt had sex!" Shane shouted again, and Blaine felt his cheeks flush red.
"Shane!" he squealed, picking up Shane's chemistry book from where it had been carelessly thrown on the floor and storming over to the door. "Why did you say that?!" he cried, sure that the whole of Windsor had heard what Shane had said; in fact, Stuart probably had too. He thrusted the chemistry book into Shane's hand.
"It's true though," Shane muttered, accepting the text book from where he was leaning against the door frame.
"Can you go?" Blaine asked after several minutes standing there awkwardly.
"Okay, bossy," Shane mumbled. "Use protection." Blaine scowled at him as he began to walk off down the corridor, in the direction of Reed's room. "What?!" he asked, turning around to face his agitated brother and winking at him. "Can't have you getting Kurt pregnant."