Song: Chinese – Lily Allen

Date: 31.08.12

A/N: So long, August-in-December!

"Food's here!" Blaine shouted into their apartment as he tried to kick off his shoes whilst trying to balance all of the take-out cartons in his hands. He heard Kurt pad into the hallway.

"Yes! I am starving…" he mumbled, helping to carry the cartons of food into the kitchen. He tore open the cardboard box and grabbed a fork from the cutlery drawer.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Blaine asked as Kurt put the fork in his mouth, staring at him with a confused face. Blaine dug his hand into his coat pocket, holding up two small foil packets. He tossed one at Kurt who caught it with one hand. "Fortune cookies!" he cried.

Blaine had already begun to open his; he cracked open the cookie and tossed the empty, tasteless shell aside and smoothed out the slip of paper. "Now is the time to try something new," he read aloud. "Well, that's good, because I ordered something different tonight," he explained, picking up his carton of food and shaking it slightly.

Then it was Kurt's turn. Reluctantly, he put down his food – it had been a long day today and he was hungry – and cracked open the cookie. He read his fortune aloud. "Be cautious in your daily affairs." He shrugged and went back to his food.

"Yes. Like eating," Blaine said, pointing at the alarming rate at which Kurt was practically inhaling his food. "Please don't choke."