Song: You Won't Feel A Thing – The Script
Date: 01.09.12
"Blaine, sweetie, I can't help you if you don't stay still," Kurt said, placing one hand on Blaine's shoulder in attempt to simultaneously calm him down and keep him still. "But it hurts!" was Blaine's reply.
"It's a splinter!" Kurt counter-acted. Normally, he would be extremely patient with Blaine, but the idea that the tiny piece of wood that was currently sticking out of his thumb was causing him immense pain was slightly ridiculous.
"It'll take two seconds," Kurt promised him, taking a hold of his thumb and holding it still with a pair of tweezers poised over the splinter. "I promise, you won't feel a thing."
"You promise?" Blaine asked in a way that wasn't too different from a five year old asking if it would hurt removing his band aid.
"I promise," Kurt said, taking the tweezers and removing the splinter in one, fluid motion.
"Go on, do it then," Blaine said, holding out his finger.
"I've already done it," Kurt told him, holding up the offending splinter before dropping it into the trash can.
"You have?" Kurt nodded and ruffled his hair.
"I told you; you wouldn't feel a thing."