So Chapter 2 is up! Sorry if the characters are a little Oc…I mean come on! Do you understand how hard it can be to make Zim still be himself while dating his robot and having human feelings?! I'm kidding but I will do my best to keep all the characters the way Jhonen Vasquez intended them to be! Make sure you guys review and let me know what you think! Or Zim will bring you to your doom with PeanutButter Soap Waffles! :OO

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Chapter 2: Stares or Cares!

On their way to Skool seemed to take forever. Maybe it was just because most everyone who saw Gir and Zim holding hands seemed to bring acid to their eyes. One person though came up and took a picture of Gir and Zim screaming.

''HJGFHJRGEKGRKE YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE! TOTALLY GOING IN THE YEARBOOK!''.

The flash of the camera stunned Zim so Dib and Gaz had to start dragging him the rest of the way to Skool, while Gir giggled.

''hehehe Mastah Boyfriend Sleepy!''.

When they arrived at Skool they just got more stares. The guys were still jealous that Zim was with Gir but knew not to say anything due to what happened last time…

Chad still however went to Skool but kept his far, far, very very far distance of the two love birds. Zim as much as he wanted to, wanted Gaz to send him to her nightmare world. Gaz refused only because she believed that would be too good for him. She had other ideas of what she wanted to do to him….

''Wow it's been a week and you guys are still the talk of Hi Skool''. Dib said looking at all the staring kids.

''Well clearly we are amazing and people should be staring at our superiority as a couple! And soon the whole world!'' Zim laughed evily throwing his hands in the air, drawing more attention to the group.

''Zim, a duck with a spoon will more likely to take over the earth before you…'' Gaz said.

Dib laughed.

''Yay Duck!'' Gir shouted.

The bell started ringing.

''Grr come on Gir, I don't need to be late to class again because you ate all the soap in the bathroom''. Gaz took her by the arm and lead her to class.

''Hey Gaz save me a seat in the front! I can't afford to sit next to the pig boy again!'' Dib called out to his sister. He heard her say something but couldn't make out the words but it sounded like she said.

''Isn't that you?!''

''Bye Mastah boyfriend!'' Gir called down the halls waving to him.

Zim smiled and waved back. It's only been a week since everything happened but Zim felt like it's been so much longer. All the times Zim screamed at Gir, the times he tried to change her, and the time he tried to replace her. Zim realized that Gir was everything to him and also realized it wasn't her who had to change but him himself.

''So..'' Dib said nudging his shoulder.

Zim jumped out of his train of thought, blushing. Zim annoyingly slapped Dib away from him.

''Dib-Stink please I have no time for your games''.

''I didn't say anything, I was actually wondering if you were going to Prom in 3 weeks''.

''Eh?'' Zim said dumb fully.

''You know Prom? Human's go to it and dress up to have a good time with their dates''.

''I know none of this prom, I do however have plans for me and Gir to fly to a romantic earth place named Paris''.

''Oh come on Zim! It would make Gir so happy!''.

Zim glared at him.

''Don't use my Girfriends happiness to guilt me!''.

''I'm-wait..did you just say GIR-FRIEND!?''.

Zim started to chuckle.

''hehe Yes clever right?''.

Dib just stood there.

''Yeah really clever-HEY maybe the ''G" in Gir's name stands for Girl''. Dib started to laugh. Then Zim started to join in. It did make since, the S.I.R units obviously sounded like males and Gir's name almost looked like Girl in the earth English language, If only Zim figured it out sooner. Zim also didn't want to admit it but he was actually in his mind started to think of Dib as one as his friends. Sure he always tries to expose him but it would be boring if he didn't.(A/N: No Zadr intended).

''hehehehe-wait! don't make jokes about her!''. Zim suddenly said, not realizing what he just was also starting to feel the jealously inside grow. Sure he had Gir and he knew she loved him but Gir also before said she liked the Dib-Human. Maybe he was just over-reacting he thought.

''Geeze Zim relax, it was a joke-''.

Zim started to walk away.

''Zim it's also very in-human not to intened''. Dib shouted down the hall. Zim stopped, turning to face the big headed boy.

''Why do you care so much that I do attend this..prom so much?''.

Dib sighed.

''Zim, you've been on this planet for years now and haven't come any closer to destroying the for all the good things that happened to you, I think it's best if you stop trying to wipe out humanity and just be apart of it. I mean no offence, as bad as your disguise is, people really don't seem to notice.'' It was true, Zim hasn't really accomplished much since the Santa incident. Plus the only time they really wanna believe Zim is an alien is when Dib tried to prove out the flaws in his disguise.

''hehehe poor little Dib. As human as you think I'm becoming I will always be the Invader I was raised to be! I am Zim! Not human!'. Zim shouted a little too loud. People started staring over at Zim ,confused.

''Eh-no I am human! I'm normal! Yep normal human as humanly human I am! Yep just look at my neck!''. Zim exclaimed pointing to his neck. People shrugged and went back to their business.

''Nice try Dib but it won't work, Now if you don't mind Gir is waiting for me''. With being said Zim started down the halls while Dib stood there annoyed.

''I tried Gir..'' Dib said following far behind him.

Yes this was more focused around Zim and Dib but don't worry! Zagir is on its way! I really just wanted to make a chapter focusing on Zim and Dib's growing friendship! If you read the other Wrong Pronoun story, it focuses around Gir and Gaz a lot so why not Zim and Dib? Sorry if it sounds ZaDr to you but there will be none so sorry to all Zadr fans who are reading this! Please review and tell me what you think! Zim still has those waffles and he will use them for your doom! :OOO

Also I have the whole story planned out! So don't think I'll stop making chapters! I give you an Invader's promise there will be an ending! :D 3 Zagir for life!