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Chapter 4:

After school Gaz went to the mall to get the new Game Slave 5. Dib, late to class had to stay after and lick the chalkboard cleans. (A/N: Poor Guy) Zim and Gir went on their date right after Skool. Zim was planning to take Gir to Paris but instead just went to Krazy Taco due to the fact Gir saying to Zim in her sweetest voice ''Taco? Taco? Are we getting tacos?''. Zim finally gave in and decided to listen to her for once. Though he made her promise next time they would go to Paris.

Zim and Gir had to wait in a really long line before it was their turn to order.

''Welcome to Krazy Taco..GAH I HATE MY LIFE!..can I help you today?''.

''Yes'' Zim started ''I'll-'' Gir automatically butted in.

''I want that one! And that one! And Two of those! And three of those! And a moose! And a-and a large glass of poop!''. Gir said eagerly pointing to the menu. Zim laughed grabbing her arms, putting them to her sides.

''No Gir, It's the human rule for the boyfriend to order''.

Gir blushed. ''Okiees''.

After they got a table to sit down. Zim ordered everything Gir wanted. Well, except for the moose. To make himself look normal he even ordered one for himself. He tried to withstand the food but his squeedly spooch just couldn't bare it. Gir even before becoming a human, could eat anything. Zim also noticed how she doesn't gain weight form all the junk she eats.

Gir shoveled all the food in her mouth at one time. She stopped in her tracks when she started choking. Gir clenched her throat, coughing.

''Gir!' Zim shouted in fear.

Gir's face started turning a deep red. It sounded like she was trying to say something but Zim couldn't make out the words. Everyone started to stare over at her.

Zim forced her out of her seat and did the Heimlich Maneuver on her. Within moments the choked on food went all over the floor. Someone who was working here saw the mess and groaned.

''JFDKF! NO NOT AGAIN! I HATE MY LIFE!''. The worker said looking at the mess.

Zim turned her around.

''Gir,Gir are you alright?!'' Zim said grabbing her shoulders.

Gir nodded.

''Gir humans can't eat fast, you're not a robot. You can't do that anymore''. Zim whispered. Shaking her shoulders lightly.

''Sorry Mastah''. Gir said apologetically.

Zim sighed.

''Sit down I'll go get you another cup of poop cola''.

Zim went over to the soda machine to refill her cup then heard laughing. Zim turned his head to see Kat and Chad sitting across the restaurant from were Gir and him were sitting. Chad was talking, showing off his muscles it looked like while Kat was laughing to no end. Zim lifted an eye and refilled the up and walked back to his table.

''Here Gir this will help, drink it slow''. Zim said taking a seat near her.

''Thank you, I love you'' Gir said placing a kiss on his cheek, returning to her normal self.

Zim blushed.

''I love you too Gir, please be careful next time''

''OOkie Dookie!''. Gir squealed.

Zim then looked over to see Kat and Chad looking over at them. They saw Zim looking this way and quickly averted their eyes. Zim's eyes went narrow.

''I think it's best we leave Gir. We have a lot of work to do if we want to destroy these human's quick''. Zim said, his eyes not leaving Chad or Kat.

Zim protectively wrapped an arm around Gir's shoulder walking towards the exit.

''Hey Mastah can we ride a giant pig home?! Can we?! Can We?!'' Gir said right before they left the exit.

''We didn't bring the giant pig, Gir''. That was the last thing said before leaving the restaurant completely.

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After they were gone Chad continued talking.

''Like I was saying Kat, that guy is nuts. Besides having green skin, there is something odd about that guy. Also, what's up with his girlfriend Gir? Is she to blind to realize I was a better choice? Also calling him ''Master?'' and acting like a child on happy pills?''.

Kat looked were they sat. Kat smirked.

''It's very odd Chad,very odd. Also very creepy, even for Zim…uh his name right?'' Kat said catching herself.

''Or Zam I forget. But I mean come on!'' Chad said almost screaming. Kat looked at him annoyed.

''I have an idea'' Kat said glaring where the two love pigs exited.

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On the way home Zim was caught up in his suspicions on Kat and Chad, While Gir was clinging to Zim's back like a child.

''Mastah Boyfriend quiet''. Gir said whispering in his ear.

Zim jumped out of his train of thought.

'''eh, oh yeah I was thinking about my next evil plan on ridding of solar system of these filthy earth people, yep hehe''. Zim was glad that Gir didn't see him. After what happened last time Zim would risk his mission to destroy Chad. Zim told Gir never to speak to him or to look in his direction. Zim doesn't know how Gir would react to Chad after what happened. Not that she knew what happened, Zim never told her.

Zim and Gir entered the house, Gir still clinging to his back.

''Ok Gir we're home, you can get off now''.

''Nuh uh, Mastah Comfy!' Gir said squeezing him.

''Pretty please Gir? We have work to do, the sooner these humans are gone the better''. Zim said. All he wanted to focus on right now was destroying the humans, this mostly included Chad.

''I Human''. Gir said nuzzling her head into his shoulder.

''you're the acceptation, Gir''.

''Spin!''. Gir shouted randomly.

''No, Gir we have-''

''Spin Mastah Boyfriend!'' Gir said giggling.

''This one time then back to work''. Zim said sighing.

Zim started off slow then started spinning in circled.

''Weeeeeeehoooooooooo!'' Gir screamed laughing.

Zim, feeling dizzy a few minutes fell, landing on his stomach, Gir still attached to his back.

''That was fun!''. Gir giggled.

Zim groaned rolling on his back. This caused Gir to fall off, laughing some more. Gir jumped back on Zim, sitting now on his stomach, her face right up next to his.

''You lucky I love you Gir''. Zim said.

''Gir loves Mastah too''. Gir said, nose pressed up against his. (A/N: I know he doesn't have a nose but were his nose should be :P)

Zim put his hands on the side of Gir's face. Gir giggled and did the same. Slowly, and awkwardly they meet until the lips came together. They both opened their eyes not saying a word. Zim leaned in to kiss her again. The kiss became more and more intense until Zim pulled away. Zim sat up and Gir slid to his lap.

''We should probably think start planning our evil plan, Gir''. Zim said.

''Ookie Dokie..'' Gir said slidding off of him completely. Zim stood up, wishing he didn't end the kiss.

''So what do you have planned Mastah boyfriend?''. Gir said grabbing his arm.

''I was hoping those radioactive gofers will be part of the plan'' Zim said making his way to the toilet.

There! Some actual Zagir let me know how you like everything so far! Who is Kat? What is up with Chad AND Kat?! Let me know what you think so far! What should I add and what do you think will happen! I would love to know! :D