Oh my god I feel so ignorant! I never did a review reply for the first Chapter! So I'm gonna do the one for last chapter right now before I forget:

Maltarafluff647,

Hee-hee, glad you found it funny

Mozzi-Girl,

K, first, Imma call you Molleh from now on just because thats what it sounds like with my accent and all, whih is really annoying because all my friends in school are like 'Cow' and i'm all like 'Ciw', and second, yes! That is exactly what I said Oscar was! An abusive Douchebag! Thank you. I'm suprised Mal didn't kill him but I guess he just wanted to get Pheobe out of there as soon as possible. Although, I would've loved to seen Oscar getting beaten up, and really? You thought the back story was emosh? (hee-hee I like that word) I actually just came up with what it would be and didn't even try to make it emotional, just put it how it was. YAY! And yeah, there was some funny parts, but this chapter was more heartfelt than anything else, well, at least thats what I tried to make it. xx

-Kyanna

MissMaltara1051,

Yeah, somebody that I used to know is a pretty awesome song, and I hate Oscar too, bwahah. Aww yeah that would be a shocking cause of death story, but I think I would enjoy it. And yes, i'm like almost finished with the next chapter, so I will update as soon as possible. Hee-hee xx

-Kyanna

CHAPTER 2-

Anon,

Yes, I plan to update as soon as possible, I'm working on my chapters all the time, unless I get writers block, which sucks. And, YES! Someone loves my story, i'm super chuffed! 3

-Kyanna

Composition Mills,

Awww, thank you! You get a free cookie for that! And I already had an idea along the lines of that, not giving anything away though, and no, it wouldn't creep people out and ruin my life. And besides, No-one in my life actually knows i'm on fanfiction, hahah! And none of them read it. xx

-Kyanna

PhoebePhorever,

It's really nice to know someone loves my story! :3, and yes, Pheobe is a boss, and I know her name is spelt wrong, thats how I like to spell it though. Thank you for enjoying it! Aww, this reply is only short, oh well! you can have a nyan cat!

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-Kyanna

mozzi-girl,

hehe! Now that I think about it is actually really funny! Pheobe is defo gonna have some bizarre would you rathers to ask, thanks to Kai! ;D

-Kyanna

BreezyFan,

Aww, but I do wanna update as soon as possible, hehe! Yes, the game could become dangerous. And yeah, I never pictured Kai to be a very tall person for some reason. Looking forward to see what you think of this chapter, too! xxx

-Kyanna

CHAPTER 1 REVIEWS-

Larissa,

Yes! I adore Maltara kid stories too! Since I discovered CoD fanfiction I decided at one point I was definately gonna write a story about a Maltara kid. Yeah, the same happened with me, my boobs started growing at about nine, and I didn't have my first bleeding till I was eleven, and I was on holiday (vacation)! I was so annoyed and excited at the same time, I couldn't go swimming or to the water park, and I was in tenerife so it was roasting hot! Glad you thought it was cute! :D

-Kyanna

YouDontKnowMyName,

Yes, I understand you completely, She is way too young to be acting like that, so I decided to make her two years older in the story. I realised that most people at nine would have barely heard words like that. I'm pleased you thought I did a good job! xx

-Kyanna

mozzi-girl,

Wow! I've never actually made anyone laugh till they cried before, I'm honoured! :D And Pheobe's attitude is pretty awesome, I think it's the sorta 'I act alot older than I actually am' sorta attitude, it's, and I quote "Totally frickin badass" - Kai. She reminds me alot of Mal, possibly of what Mal could've been like when he was a rebellious teenager? Anyways, Die Hard is an amazing movie! I'd never watched it before but I watched about a month ago! Bruce Willis is amazing, it's about a new york cop on x-mas eve going to see his wife, who's working at some hotel place and terrorists attack. And he's the only guy who has a chance of stopping them, and he has to do it all by himself. EPIC. You should definately watch it, I reccomend it. I mean, I don't even like action movies but this is awesome! Anyways, thank you thank you thank you, soooo much for reviewing and adding my story to your favourites! You may have just developed a fangirl! hehe! xx *squeal*

-Kyanna.

PlayingWithColdFlames,

I was a little worried about that, but thats about around the youngest when she starts, she's almost ten so I thought maybe, and as a matter of fact, I'm from the UK too I just tried to make it sound more 'americany' by using words like 'elementary' and 'gym class' hah, guess it worked! And when I was around nine stuff like that was happening to girls in my class, and they were using pretty bad language, guess it's just the roughness of where I live. I tried to make it as realistic as possible, but your kinda right, she is a little young, so I decided to make her almost twelve. But thank you for reviewing, I REALLY apreciate it.

-Kyanna

The Sarcastic Polar Bear,

Yeah, I'm hoping to update as soon as possible, I want this to be an actual story. And I didn't realise how funny I had made it until you all reviewed. Thank you so much for reviewing, your stories are awesome! And can I just say, what an amazing Pen-name. That is all.

-Kyanna

BreezyFan,

Yeah you're right, Pheobe is pretty awesome. I wanted her to be like a mini-Mal, hahah! And, I guess she kinda is, and I wanted Mal to be awkward cuz, for one, he 'dosent want his wittewl pwincess to gwow' and two, it's a pretty awkward conversation to have. Thanks for saying it was a great story! All these reviews have made my day.

-Kyanna

Composition Mills,

Aww, I'm glad you found it funny, I didn't even realise how funny I had made it. And yeah, Mal isn't really one to beat about the bush, or make up weird stories about how babies are mad, and I'm not really afraid to write about this sorta stuff, but I'm not one who puts REAL lemons in every story either. And thats exactly right, when I didn't know what it was, when I was younger, the adults never even mentioned it around me, but, when I was about 8, the smartass guys in my class knew about it and where joking about it cuz they thought they were badass. Yeah, right. And, I live with my nan, and I was about the same age as Pheobe when she told me about sex, except she used hand gestures, hahah! Thank you so much for reviewing!

-Kyanna

And yes, the games begin! And in this chapter your gonna find out how much of a bitch Kelly can be! cuz' right now it probably seems like Kelly and Pheobe are 'frenemies' as they would call it (WTF is up with that, why don't they just say they don't like each other?), but no, Pheobe hates her guts. Oh, and definate Badass Pheobe, and a cute little moment with Sophia and Pheobe, :D Hehe, anyways, I gotta tell you's all something. I live with my Nanna who I love to pieces, I've lived with her all my life, and ever since I was little every time my Nan has gotten a new car I get to name it. And, my nan got a new car, which she insisted I name, even though I'm a teenager and I have a 5 year old sister and a 4 year old brother. She also insisted it was a girl (WTF?) So, I named it Natara :3

Disclaimer: CoD Does not in any way belong to me. Neither do any of the characters except the students at Golden Gate Park Middle School, Which I think I own unless its a real school in San Francisco. Cause of Death balongs to EA. If I owned Cause of Death, Oscar wouldn't exist. And Ken wouldn't be dead. And Everything would be FREE. :D

"Lets play, would you rather."

"Oh my god! Yes, would you rather!" Aiden Exclaims.

"What's so good about would you rather?" Sophia asks, innocently.

"Ohhh, you haven't played it with Pheobe, have you?" Will asks, rhetorically.

"I am the BEST at would you rather questions, blame it on a little too much time being babysat by Kai, who is actually my parents 'last resort', they really don't trust him, especially after that time he let me watch paranormal activity with him, oh, and the time they found something disgusting on the computer history, but, they won't tell me what it is!" I moan.

"So, I wanna go first!" says Brody.

"Who ya gonna pick?" asks Kelly.

"Aiden, would you rather, tell us who you think is the hottest girl in class, or, tell us who you think has the biggest tits!"

"Uhh, what is it with you guys and tits?" Madison asks.

"Uhh, well, the second one, they'd kill me, cuz they'd know i'd been looking at em', which for some reason offends girls, so i'd tell you who I think the hottest girl in class is."

"So, who is it?"

"Wait, I have to tell you?"

"Yep."

Aiden blushes, looking down at the ground. We wait in silence for his answer. Madison. Definately. She's really pretty. She has auburn hair that reaches her shoulders in waves, she's really tan, and has eyes the color of cinnamen. And they're totally an item. It's pretty adorable. Maideson. Freaking Fluffy!

"Can't I just describe em'?" he asks.

"Yes, that's so much better, more romantic!" Kelly says, batting her eyelashes in an epic fail sorta way. I swear, if Will was off sick for a day, Kelly would be all over Aiden. It disgusts me.

"Well, it's a she. She, she's really pretty, she has this fiery personality that astounds me, she isn't afraid to speak her mind, she's intelligent, she has these beautiful cornflower blue eyes, and, she's just, amazing." he says, nervously.

Wait, is he talking about me? No, he couldn't be, could he? I mean, there's plenty of girls in our class with blue eyes, Nicole, she's a sporty tomboy who dosen't care what anyone thinks,and Peyton, she's that bubbly girl who is like, really, quirky, that's the word. And there's ... Kelly. Yeah, he's talking about Kelly. She speaks her mind 24/7, and her personality certainly is fiery. I mean, as annoying as Kelly is, she is pretty. Why does that dissapoint me? I don't like him.

"Uhh, Madison, I got this one from Pheobe, would you rather, lick your tongue across a ten foot street in new york, or lick your tongue up a strangers nostril, and you cant die!"

I burst out laughing at that question.

"What? How do I answer that? Uhh, street. Moving on, Cameron: Would you rather be kissing Meg Fox or kissing Elise?"

"The answer is simple. Elise, she's pretty hot."

"Heehee, Sonic 06." I mutter under my breath.

"Uhh, you Pheobe!" he exclaims, pointing towards me

"Aw, come on!" I shout, raising both my hands.

"Okay, oh, I got one! Would you rather, find true love, or ten million dollars!" he asks me.

Oh my god, how hard! I mean, ten million Dollars is alot, but true love?

"Umm, I don't know ... I guess, true love."

everyone looks at me like i'm crazy: O.O

"Who knew you were sappy?" asks Will.

"Because, 10 million dollars, it dosen't last, where, true love does. And, I guess, considering how loved up my parents are, it would be, more fulfilling."

"aww." Madison adds.

"Anyways, Kelly: would you rather be flat chested for the rest of your life, or have a penis?"

"What kind of a question is that?" She asks.

"A Kalaba special." I reply, giggling.

I couldn't wait for her to reply to this, either way it was gonna make her look stupid. I'm so evil. Muahaha.

"Penis." she answers.

"OMG, WHAT?" We all gasp.

"Cuz I could always have a sex change to be a lady, and that would mean, no period's."

"Kelly, I don't think the boys wanna know about your periods."

Brody mutters something under his breath about it being fricking gross.

"Uh Will, would you rather be three feet shorter or three feet taller?"

"Three feet taller. seven foot 11. Nice."

Kelly glances at Sophia

"Someone needs to be three feet taller."

I stare at Kelly. Who does she think she is? No-one actually likes her because she's so damn annoying. And then she thinks she can be mean to whoever she likes? Not on. And she knows this ticks me off. Cow.

"I gotta go to the bathroom." Sophia says, getting up to leave.

Next thing we know Sophia is in mid air, tumbling towards the ground, head first. She puts out her hands to protect her head. She lands on the solid concrete with a thud, scraping her hands and knees. She lets out a yelp, before sniffing and getting up to leave. I grab her arm to stop.

"Sophia, wait, don't go."

She yanks her arm from my grasp, before running off. It's then I realise that Kelly has her leg stuck out purposly, grinning deviously.

"Thank god we got rid of her, right?"

I glare at Kelly, I can feel myself shaking with anger. I clench my hands into tight fists.

"Kelly, that was really mean." Will says.

"Oh well, she was all over you anyway!"

"Shut up, and get lost." I tell her.

"What?"

"Either you get the Hell outta here, or I will seriously hurt that pretty little face of yours!"

"As if." She exclaims.

"Try. me." I mutter through clenched teeth.

She looks at me, and I can see fear in her eyes, just for a second, and then the conifdence comes right back. She grins.

"Please, Pheobe. We all know you couldn't do it."

I smile at her, before running over to her. I watch my hand come to life, moving behind me, and coming into contact with her face.

"Wanna bet?"

Kelly grabs the left side of her face, clutching it tightly.

"You little bitch!"

Next thing I know I'm being verbally abused.

"PHEOBE ANGELA FALLON, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Someone screeches from the other end of the yard.

Oh great. Mrs. CrumpleBottom, yes, that is her name. Although everyone calls her Mrs. CrustyButt. She's an old woman, who has absoloutly no sense in style, and needs to brush her hair every once in a while. And she was totally harsh.

She stomps her big square shoes across the yard over to me. Poo.

"HOW DARE YOU MAKE PAINFUL, PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH ANOTHER STUDENT, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY!" She bellows.

I roll my eyes at her.

"Please, Ms. , Here's an idea, instead of screaming at me, why don't you scream at Kelly, who just happened to say i'm a bitch, I thought cuss words werent allowed, or, why don't you go after the eigth graders watching porn on their phones, eh?"

I storm off to find Sophia, leaving Crustybutt stood there, astounded.

I start to run through the school, frantically scanning for Sophia. I mean, I care about her. I know we've only just became friends today, but, she already means alot to me. I pass by some girls in my class, Peyton, Chloe, Grace, and Elise.

"Hey, uhh, have you guys seen Sophia? You know, little shy girl, really long blonde hair?"

"Nope."

" 'kay, thanks anyway."

I run off, still scanning for the long haired girl. I stop at the bathroom, walking inside. There she is!

She's sat on the floor inside a cubicle, hugging her knees. I run up to her.

"Oh, thank God! I was wondering where you were!" I exclaim.

She sniffs. I sit down next to her.

"Hey, are you okay?" I ask.

She sniffs again.

I feel the need to hug her, so I do. It's horrible seeing her upset. She rests her head on my shoulder, and I rest my head on hers, gently rocking her from side to side.

"I can't handle it, Pheobe. The name calling, people making fun of me. I already get enough of it at ho-" She gasps, covering her mouth.

"Wait, what? Sophia, are you alright? Is something wrong?" I ask. She gazes up at me, her eyes red and swollen, her face the only thing in my vision. Her deep almond eyes glancing upwards, sunlight bouncing off of them, making them sparkle. It was like there was a whole other universe in there. Fascinating.

"NO! ... n-nothings wrong, i'm fine." she whimpers.

"Look, Kelly has got nothing on you, you hear? You are a beautiful girl, and Kelly is only so mean to you because she is jealous, jealous of being so pretty." I exclaim.

"You think i'm beautiful?" she asks, shocked.

"Yeah. I really do." I admit. I do.

She beams at me.

"Thank you." she states.

"Hey, would you like to have dinner at my house?" I ask.

"It's kinda short of notice, isn't it?" she inquires.

"Okay, one: never answer a question with a question, and two: I have my phone."

I pull out my iPhone , turning it from left to right in my hand.

"Wow, you have an iPhone?" Sophia gasps.

"Yeah, I got it as a present from my Granpappy Raj." I reply.

I dial my mothers number, holding the phone to my ear.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Mom!" I chirrup.

"Pheobe, is this your mobile? You know how I feel about you bringing that phone to school!" Mom lectures.

"Meh. It's for emergencies. Anyways, can a friend come and stay for dinner?" I ask

"Uhh, yeah, I guess, if that's okay with Jenny's mom." she states

"It's not Jenny. It's my new friend, Sophia, I met her today." I say

"Really? Well, it's nice to know your making new friends, if you want, if its okay with her parents, she could sleep? After all, it is friday." she replies.

"Yep, what you doing mom?" I ask

"Right now i'm trying to save your Dad's ass." she states, casually.

"Huh. same as usual then?" I reply.

"Yeah. Okay, i'll tell your Dad, you just check if it's okay with Sophia's mom first, okay?" she asks.

"Okay." I answer.

I hang up.

"Here you go." I say, passing her the phone.

She dials her mothers number, knowing it off by heart, she seems facinated by the phone. I giggle at her.

"Hello, yeah, yeah, I know, uh, mom? Can I sleep at a friends tonight? Really? Thanks, okay, love you too mommy, bye!"

She hangs up.

"Yes." she simply says.

"YAY!" I squeal.

"I'm so excited!"

"Oh, and, for the record, I bitch slapped the dumb out of Kelly."

"Heehee."

"Come on, lets go."

I'm sat in our first Sex. Ed class next to Aiden. Sophia is sat over next to Madison, in front of us. Behind us, is Will and John.

"Hey, what you did back there with Kelly and Sophia was great." Aiden exclaims

"Well, that cow needs to be taught a lesson." I answer

"Yes. And, for the record, I agree. I hear we got a sub today." he says

"Wanna make up names?" I ask

"Yup. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

"Hah! And, my name is .. Forest, Forest Gump!"

"Actually, they're a little obvious, my name is ... Lisa, which I assure you, is a mans name. My full name, Lisa Tequila Optimus Jones."

"Tequila? HAH! And mine can be ... Panocha. Panocha Tangerine Galaxy."

"Panocha?"

"Yep. Kai said it was spanish for something dirty."

"Wait, lets swap names instead. I'm Pheobe, your Aiden."

"Nah."

eleven minutes had passed, the teacher was a no-show.

"Well, I'm gonna have a laugh. Okay, okay, who am I?" he asks me, before jumping up onto the table and prancing around.

"Oh, jolly good! I'm just practicing my equestrian skills on my pretty pony with crumpets and an afternoon tea." He says, poshly.

He was pretending to be Mr. Hardican, who was, undeniably, your stereotypical english bloke. Which really annoys me, not all english people are like that.

"Okay, okay, your Mr. Hardican. Now, get down!" I try to say seriously, but end up giggling.

He jumps down. Sitting back in his seat.

"Hey, Sophia's sleeping at mine tonight, you guys wanna meet up with us tomorrow?"

"Yeah, where?" He asks.

"How about we go see a movie?"

"Uhh, yeah, but what?"

The door flies open, and the teacher walks walks in. No sub. It's two teachers, Mr. McKenna and Mrs. Geller.

"Sorry we're late, class. Okay, so, today is going to be your first sex education class."

Some of the boys start to giggle at the mention of it. I roll my eyes at their immaturity.

"Can the boys follow Mr. McKenna into the room next door, and girls, come closer and we'll begin." Mrs. Gellar says.

I stay where I am, Sophia comes and sits next to me.

"Do you know about this sorta stuff?" She asks me.

"Well, I know about sex, and, girl stuff. But thats it." I reply

"My Momma wouldn't tell me. She thinks i'm too young." Sophia explains.

Oh. Well, I suppose her Mother is kinda right. We're only 7th graders.

"Okay, girls. Now, you girls are starting to grow into fine young ladies. This is the start of Puberty. Now, for boys, Puberty is slightly different. You girls should start developing breasts, maybe some of you have even started your period."

This makes me feel especially awkward.

"Okay, if you don't know what a period is, it's when you girls start bleeding from your vagina. You are going to start developing pubic hair on your vagina, too. You're also going to have more hormones in your body."

This is how the lesson went for the rest of the afternoon, just Mrs. Gellar talking. After what seems like forever the bell finally goes for the end of the day.

*Ring*

I literally jump out of my seat, grab Sophia's wrist and run out of the class, dragging her along with me. As the halls begin to fill with Students, I carry on running, swiftly dodging inbetween students whenever I see a gap.

"S'cuze ME! COMING THROUGH!" I shout.

We run through the halls and stop outside the staff room.

"Pheobe, what are you doing?" Sophia asks me, confused, her breaving heavy from the running.

"You ready for this?" I ask.

"Ready for what?" She asks me.

"Oh, never mind." I say, before grabbing her wrist again and running into the staff room, into some teachers having a discussion over some tea and biscuits. They stare at us, and I burst out laughing, still running, over to the door that leads to outside the school.

"Hey!" One of the teachers shout.

I slam open the door, and we both run outside. It's quicker than having to go all across school.

"What was that all about?" Sophia asks.

I giggle, searching for my Dad's car. I spot it just outside the school gates, where he's sat inside it ... styling his hair? I snicker.

We walk up to the car, where Dad is still messing with the hair. I smile at the fact he dosen't notice we're here.

"Hey, Pantene, quit messin' with your hair." I say.

"Oh! Hey, Pheobe, didn't .. see you there." Dad mutters.

I burst out laughing.

"Dad, this is my new friend Sophia." I introduce

"Hi." He says.

"Hello, Mr. Fallon, it's nice to meet you." Sophia whispers.

"Please, call me Mal." He states.

We step into the car, Sophia in the backseat, me in the Passengers seat. We set off.

"Oh, and, Dad? I'm in trouble."

"What d'ya do now Pheobe?" He asks.

"I slapped Kelly. Wait! Here me out. She was being a total moron all day, flirting with Will, and she was making fun of Sophia, and she tripped her up for no apparent reason. And started laughing! So I backhanded her across the face, so she called me a bitch, s'cuse my Spanish, Mrs. CrustyButt had a tantrum at me, I ignored her, and sorted out Sophia."

"Yeah, i'm starting to dislike this Kelly chick more and more. So, Sophia, do you like ... gun collections.."

"Dad! What kind of a question is that?"

Dads phone rings.

"Pheobe, could you get that for me?" Dad asks.

I pick up the phone off the dashboard and answer it.

"Pheobe Fallon, who's speaking?"

"Hi Pheobe. Is your Dad there?" Maria asks.

"Yeah, he's driving right now, can I take a message?" I ask

"I need him to come down by the station a minute, could you ask him?" She replies.

I put my hand over the phone.

"Dad, Yeong needs you down at the station."

"Okay, but you two are gonna have to come with me." he murmurs.

We finally arrive at the station. I jump out of the car, so does Sophia, and we walk into the bullpen.

"Dad, can we go see the lab geeks?" I ask Dad.

"I don't know why you'd wanna see Kai, but, okay?"

I lead Sophia to the tech lab, where Kai and Amy are sat both at Computers, Amy probably being the only one at work.

"Hey, cousin it!" I greeted to Kai.

"Hey Pheobe and ... girl who i've never met before once in my entire whole life at all ever."

"What you doing?" I ask.

"Oh! I just pre-ordered the new Sims 3 expansion pack: The sims 3 supernatural. It may have cost $40, but, I don't care. I already got all the other expansion and stuff packs. I got: The sims 3, the sims 3 world adventures, the sims 3 ambitions, the sims 3 late night, the sims 3 generations, the sims 3 pets, the sims 3 showtime, the sims 3 high end loft stuff, the sims 3 town life stuff, the sims 3 diesel stuff, the sims 3 katy perry's sweet treats stuff, the sims 3 fast lane stuff, and the sims 3 collectors edition. Oh, and the Sims Medieval, and The Sims Medieval pirates and nobles."

I raise an eyebrow at him.

"Your such a nerd, Kai. Go back to your Fanfics, oh yeah, I went there! With your cliche 'It's Oscar and Nats Wedding, and Mal comes barging in in the middle of the ceremony, objecting, and Nat just randomly admits her true love for him. Good idea, but it's already been done, Kalaba." I state

"What did you do at school today?" he asks

"We played would you rather." I reply

"Did you use any of my ones?" he asks

"Yep. The .." I begin

"Flat chested or penis." he finishes

"Yes. She said penis." I mutter

"Heh. I think we better go now. See yah, Lab geeks."

We leave the tech lab, and I knock on Maria's office door, but still imeadeatly walk in.

"Hey Pheobe. I haven't seen you in a while. Who's this?" She asks, gesturing toward Sophia.

"Oh, this is my friend, Sophia. Uh, do you know where Dad is?"

"Uhh, he's just over with your mother in the interrogation room."

"Okay."

We finally arrive just outside the interogation room where both Mom and Dad are questioning somebody. I grin.

"Look, Sophia, this is where they get the guy to talk. They use all tactics to make him anxious so he'll tell the truth and they, well, Mom, knows when he's lying." I say.

"Wow." Sophia gasps.

"I know, I think it's amazing." I explain.

We stand there for the next few minutes examining the questioning, even though we couldn't hear anything. A while later Dad comes out.

"Okay, sorry about that. Lets go." He says.

Okay, So that's it for now. Imma leave it there cuz I dunno what else to put right now. Hope you likey! Oh, and I just realised that we never got to see Oscars :O face yet in the game (I think?), which would make me Laugh so hard! Unless it's in the Vernon Frist Case.

WOW! I updated soooooo fast! Me proud. Two updates in two days! I'm so happy with myself. Oh, and incase you didn't realise, Pheobe has a bad temper. Just putting that out there. Review! xxx

-Kyanna