"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap. She's going to be so angry."

"Not if we get it off beforehand!"

"And how are we going to do that without waking her up, genius?"

"Oh…Right…"

With a groan, I picked my head off my bed to see who was speaking, and immediately wished I hadn't. I was met with an awful stench.

"Ugh, Alice are you sick or something?" I mumbled, not moving my head.

"Er...Rose, I hate to say this...But open your eyes, and turn around."

Confused, I complied. About half a second later, I wish I hadn't.

"WHAT IS THIS?" I yelled, referring to the black goop that had me tied to my bed. It went from my nose down to my feet, with a small hole for my mouth.

I looked up slightly at two of my dorm mates, Alice and Ariana. They smiled sheepishly at me.

"Umm...I-I think it's a Weasley prank," Ariana said in a small voice. I sighed, closing my eyes.

"I'm going to kill the git."

"Who?" She asked. I glared at Alice.

"Malfoy. Who else would have done this?"

"Right..." Alice said, chuckling awkwardly.

I gave her a pointed look and an expected stare.
"Well?" I asked her.

"Well what?" She said, cocking her head to the side. I sighed, frustrated. I knew I was being grouchy, but I had every right! Malfoy had fricking tied me to my bed using who knows what!

"Can you help me?" I said through gritted teeth.

"Oh! Right! Sorry!" Alice said. She and Ariana used their wands to cut me through it.

I sat up, and closed my eyes,"I'm going to kill him. No! No, I'm going to torture him. And then kill him. And then laugh." I said, a creepy grin growing on my face.

"Rose…Let's get this off of you…You're being a little creepy." She said, and I nodded, sitting up in my bed. They helped scrape it off my skin and clothes, but it wouldn't get out of my hair. I groaned, then took a very long and hot shower.

I groaned as I got out. None of it had gotten out! That stupid son of a bitch.

I got dressed in to my uniform, and tied my hair in to a bun.

"On a scale of one to ten...How visible is it?"

She grimaced,"Uh…It's pretty bad."

I groaned,"Great. Let's go before I decide I don't want to." She nodded, and we walked down the corridors. I ignored the stares I was getting, but couldn't stop the mental images of punching them. (I'm not crazy, promise!)

At least, I ignored them until I heard a voice behind me.

"I like the hair Weasley, the sticky charm must have worked." I turned around and glared at the smirking blonde.
"What did you put in it?!" I screeched.

"Just some of this, some of that."

"If you know what's good for you, you'll tell me. Now." I said, giving him a glare that made Al scared. He rolled his eyes.

"You're taking all the fun out of it! Which you do a lot, anyways, so I shouldn't be surprised. It was just some pranking stuff Al lent me."

"AL KNEW ABOUT THIS?"

He chuckled,"Nah, he doesn't let me prank you."

"I hate you so fucking much."

He winked, "The feelings mutual."

"Wait…How...How did you even get in to my dorm?"

He smirked again, "I flew up. You're dorm mate, Ana-you know my girlfriend last year?" Of course I knew Ana, she was his snogging buddy last year. She and I didn't get along,"She let me in. I put the goo all over you, then left sticking charms in that rats net you call hair."

I was about to punch him, but restrained,"Go die. And expect revenge."

He chuckled,"Don't get your knickers in a twist…Oh, and speaking of knickers, I liked your muggle superman panties."
My face flushed bright red, as I glared at him, "Yo-bu-you...Ugh!" I spluttered, unable to form a coherent sentence. He looked at my underwear? That creep! Who did he think he was?

This time, I did punch him... Hard.

"I hate you so much, you jerk!"
"I hate you too, know it all!"

We glared at each other for a few more moments, before Al came up.

"Oh hey g-woah, what happened to your hair, Rose?"
Scorpius smirked, as I glared at him,"You have an arse for a friend."

"And that explains the blood on Scorpius's face," Al replied, chuckling lightly,"You know what I would wish for if I had a genie?"

Scorpius and I looked at him, confused, "What?" We said simultaneously, then glared,"Shut up!" We said. We glared at each other, before looking back at Al, who was looking at us with amusement.

"I would wish you two would get along…I think, if you two didn't hate each other, you'd be good friends."
For once, Scorpius and I both laughed, "Friends? Al, have you been drinking?"

"For once, I agree with Rosie Posie," Scorpius smirked, making me hit his shoulder.

Al shrugged, putting his hands in mock defensive position, palms out,"Fine, fine, don't believe me, that's cool too."

I sat down to eat breakfast, and, to my surprise, Al and Scorpius sat across from me.

"I wanted to sit with my cousin, what's wrong with that?" Al said, referring to my raised eyebrow. I shook my head, turning to Scorpius.

"I'm assuming you didn't want to sit with me, so why are you here?"

"Look at that, she's almost mildly intelligent! And I wanted to sit with Al. Plus, sitting here gives me a great view of Mindy Carlton's ass."

I kicked him under the table, rolling my eyes,"Must you be such a pig?"

"Must you be such a prude?"

"I'm not a prude! You're a moron!"

"Forever alone!"

"Idiot!"

"Ugly!"

"You don't have room to talk!"

He rolled his eyes impatiently,"Please, you're an awful liar."

I glared at him, knowing he was right. As annoying as he was, he was attractive.

Excuse me while I go throw myself off a rather large cliff now, thank you.

He smirked,"She's silent because I'm right."

"I'm silent because you're a waste of time."

Al sighed,"Both of you, shut up. Now."

"I'm going to class actually," I replied, standing up. Alice got up with me, and Erin approached us.
"Hey girlies." She said, grinning,"Guess what?"

I sighed, closing my eyes,"Mm…Aaron Samuels asked you to Hogsmeade?"

"What? No. He's dating Cady Heron. "

"I thought he was going out with Regina..?" Alice asked.

"No, they broke up forever ago."

"As interested as I am in Hogwarts love lives," I cut in,"What happened?"

"Jason Meyers asked me to Hogsmeade!" She clarified.

I chuckled, rolling my eyes,"So I was close?"

"It's the same thing every time," Alice said.

"I can't help that I'm so popular." She teased, giggling.

"Yeah, I'm sure that's it." I said sarcastically.

"Oh! By the way, I was right!"
"About?"

"Tyler! He fancies you."

I rolled my eyes,"How do you know?"

"He told me! You two would be sooo cute together!"She squealed, I rolled my eyes. She did this a lot, she would never get it through her head that never everyone needs a significant other. I don't mean to sound like that scary cat lady, but, I like being independent. I'm not a 'girlfriend' type, honestly.

"I don't want a boyfriend, Er." I repeated for what felt like-and could have been- the billionth time.

She groaned, "I know but...Still...How many have you had?"

"Three," I shrugged. The longest relationship was six months, with Alice's older brother Frankie.

Alice laughed, "You're not going to get her to agree, she's one of the most stubborn people I've met. Like, ever."

"And I have every right," I cut in, "Guys can be so...Overrated, don't you think?"

"I suppose at times, yes." Alice replied.

"But...But they're so attractive!" Erin cut in, making me rolled my eyes. This was how it worked; Erin and I were very different, while Alice was our medium. Bless her.

"Not all of them." I said, laughing.

"So...Your cousins are hot. So is Scorpius …Most of our grade is."

"Please don't ever call my cousins attractive."

"Well, h-Oh, funny, I thought you would have argued that Scorpius isn't attractive," Erin replied, frowning a bit. I blushed, I probably should have, but I was an awful liar, and lying to your friends isn't good. So I didn't.

I shrugged, "He's annoying...but I guess he isn't the ugliest thing on earth...On good days."

Both Alice and Erin stopped, mouths gaping. I stared at them, confused.

"What?"

"You...Just…You think Scorpius is hot, don't you!" Erin said.

I blushed,"Ew. No, he's just not…the…most awful looking thing to walk the earth!"

"Still...It's different. It's good you two feel the same way about that, then."Erin said, grinning mischievously. What did she mean? That we both thought he was attractive?

"What do you mean by that?" I asked cautiously.

"By the way he checked you out when you walked out of the Great Hall, I'd say he thinks you're much-o hot-o," She said, eyes twinkling.

I blushed,"First of all...You suck at Spanish…Just...Stop please. Second, no he didn't!'

"One day, mark my words; you're going to realize just how hot you really are, Rose Weasley."

"Doubt it," I said, as we walked in to charms. I didn't mean to sound like I was fishing for complements, or some sort of self conscious teen, I just didn't care that much about appearance. I sat in between the two of them, biting my lip...There's no way Scorpius really checked me out, did he? I hope not. I don't like that feeling.

I put my attention back to the teacher, but quickly got bored. I started to mindlessly doodle. It wasn't until I heard Alice snickering next to me that I noticed I had drawn a pretty accurate drawing of Scorpius getting eaten by a shark.

I quickly hid it in my bad as class ended; it wouldn't be good if any teachers saw that. A wicked grin escaped my lips as I realized what a strange child I was.

And not at all evil. Just a bit…Expressive.

Let's go with that.

AN- Thanks again for the reviews!

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