This was a request from Cookie-Chan99, and I just have to say I think it's been my favorite one to write so far! Not that I didn't enjoy writing the others, I just really liked writing this one a lot.

Told in Kyle's POV

Note: The lyrics that say "she" were changed to "he" to fit the story

Note 2: Lyrics are included in the actually story instead of before and after.

Note 3: Lyrics in flashbacks are typed like this.

Pairing: K2

Song: 5 Seconds of Summer- English Love Affair

I sat up in bed and stretched. So far, this trip has been the best ever. I got out of bed, and noticed two things.

One: This wasn't my hotel room.

Two: I was naked.

I felt my face flame in embarrassment and surprise. I looked around and spotted my clothes laying in a pile on the floor next to the wall.

Quickly I dressed myself and picked up my cell phone sitting on the nightstand. Then I noticed there was someone else in the bed.

Upon closer inspection, I realized the other person in the bed was Kenny.

Wait, what?!

I looked around a little more. Sure enough I was in Kenny's hotel room. But why was I here? And in bed with Kenny?

I swiftly made my way out of the hotel room, and out onto the streets of London.

Our class went to London for our senior trip. We each got our own hotel room because our chaperones were the most irresponsible ones ever.

I dialed Stan's number. "What's up Kyle?" He asked on the other line.

"Hey Stan where are you?"

"Fatass dragged me and Butters to the KFC around the corner from the hotel, why?"

"I need to talk to you."

"Okay I'll be there in ten. Can we met in your hotel room?"

I swallowed and turned around. The hotel. It seemed like a more foreign and frightening thing now that I had woken up in bed with another guy.

"Sure I'll see you there." I said, hanging up.

I made my way into my hotel room and sat on my bed. In a matter of minutes, Stan had come in.

"Hey Kyle." He greeted me. "What did you want to talk about?"

"I need to know what happened last night." I answered.

"How come?"

"I don't remember anything."

"Because I don't have any idea what happened last night."

Stan gave me a confused look. "What do you mean? I think you were the only sober one there."

"Where even were we?" I asked.

"The bar three blocks north." He informed me.

"I don't remember that." I confessed.

"Sorry dude, but I can't remember anything either."

I sighed and laid down on the bed.

"Do you wanna be alone?" Stan asked.

I nodded. "Yeah. I need to think."

Stan left the room. I continued to lay there thinking. But it was no use.

I still didn't figure out what I had done that night.

Two weeks later, we were back in South Park. Needless to say, I was still oblivious to whatever happened that night in London. Kenny didn't make any mention of it either.

I guess he doesn't remember either.

Then it happened.

One day I was driving to school. It was the last day. I was finally gonna go off to college.

Then it happened.

Another car collided into mine. I sped out of control, and hit into a tree headfirst.

Everything went black.

Flashback:

It was dark. The loud music flowed through the speakers inside. Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, and I climbed out of the car we had rented

"This is the place." Stan informed us, locking the car.

"Good thing all the chaperones are getting drunk or getting laid somewhere so we could come here." Cartman pointed out.

"Yeah that's true." I agreed.

We entered the bar, and there was EVERYONE from our class, no shit.

After a while, everyone but me got drunk. Stan and Wendy were making out in the corner, Cartmna was chasing Butters around, and Kenny was who knows where.

It started on a weekend in May

I was looking for attention

needed intervention

I reached for my cup of punch which tasted kinda strange.

Then I felt someone's eyes on me.

Felt somebody looking at me

It was Kenny.

With a powder white complexion

feeling the connection

Kenny had his hair a little messed up. He had a lopsided smile on his face, and his eyes looked lively, yet hung over.

To me, he looked great.

Wait what?

The way he looked was so ridiculous

Kenny walked over to me. I took another sip of my oddly-tasting cup.

"Sup Kyyyle?" He asked me, obviously drunk off his ass.

"Oh um nothing." I kinda felt a little tipsy. But I haven't drank any alcohol.

The way she looked was so ridiculous

Every single step

Had me waitin for

the next

"Did I ever tell you how hot you were?" He told me.

I raised my eyebrows in shock and surprise.

"Um thanks." I said hesitantly, downing my drink.

I drank some more punch, and eventually began stumbling around. I knew something was wrong, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Before I knew it, it was serious

"Kyllllle." Kenny whined. "I'm boooored! Let's go find some chicks and get laid!"

I chuckled slowly. Typical Kenny.

"Who needs chicks to get laid?" I challenged.

Why did I say that?

"Oh really now?" Kenny said. He grabbed my wrist. "Then let's go."

Dragged me out the bar

To the backseat of a car

We got in the car, and Kenny attempted to drive away.

When the lights go out,

he's all I ever think about

The picture burning in my brain

kissin in the rain

I can't forget my English love affair

I shouldn't let Kenny drive while he was drunk.

Oh well.

Today,

I'm seven thousand miles away

The movie playin in my head

Of his king size bed

Means I can't forget my

English love affair

Then we were back at the hotel

Next thing we were back at

his place

"Let's go in." I said. I hopped out of the car.

A hideaway in Mayfair all

the great and good there

Drinking all the way to third base

Next thing I know my neck was covered in bruises and both out clothes were laying on the floor.

Princess getting naked

Falling on their faces

The door to the room slammed. I can't believe we left it open.

The story line was so ridiculous

Every single step had me beggin'

for the next

Good thing no one saw us.

Before I knew it, it was serious

Dragged me up the stairs and it

wasn't ending there

Click. The door locked.

It was time.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

My eyes snapped open. I was lying in a hospital bed.

Then it came back to me.

The car crash.

Oh shit.

I just remembered everything that happened in London.

When the lights go out

He's all I ever think about

The picture burning in my brain

Kissing in the rain

I can't forget my English love affair

I can't believe my first time was with a guy. And with Kenny nonetheless.

Today,

I'm seven thousand miles away

The movie playing in my head

On a king sized bed

Means I can't forget my English love affair

There was a table covered in gifts.

A nurse came in.

"Excuse me." I called. "How long was I out?"

"Name?" She asked in a soft voice.

"Kyle Broflovski."

"Oh yes, you've been out for five days."

I blinked in surprise. Wow five days.

First sex with Kenny, now a car crash?

What has my life come too?

Two days later, I got out of the hospital. My get-well gifts got mailed to my house.

But I couldn't get that flashback out of my head.

When I got out I knew

That nobody I knew would be believing me

I look back now and know

That nobody could ever take the memory

Nothing can ever erase that memory.

When the lights go out

He's all I ever think about

The picture burning in my brain

Kissing in the rain

I can't forget my English love affair

I sifted through the gifts until I found a note.

Today,

I'm seven thousand miles away

The movie playing in my head

On a king sized bed

Means I can't forget my English love affair

The note said To Kyle from Kenny

I opened it up.

We don't need chicks to get laid. ;)

The room started to darken.

Here I go again...

LE FIN

Done! This took me FOREVER! But I really liked writing this one. I hope you like this Cookie-Chan99. Or else! Jk. Catch you later!

-LittleMissFanGirl14 aka Liv