I'm on a roll here. Hope you like it! So sorry for not updating for millions of years, I'm trying to make up for it.


Skeletal eyes stared wide open at Hunter, then Sun.

Nether smiled. "Hunter; if I were you I wouldn't attack me. My new creature is friendly toward you, until you attempt to harm me."

Hunter looked at the Wither, then at Nether, then at Sun, clearly trying to decide what path of action must be taken.

Nether backed away from her triple-headed, rotted corpse-creature.

"You fight out your little battle here. Much as I'd love to stay and be amused, I have other things to do."

She slipped out a doorway and was gone.

Hunter looked askance at the Wither.

Its fleshless faces bent into a horrible grin.

Then it turned to Sun and began to fire.

Meanwhile, Nether was ducking through random hallways, searching through chests, trying to find an Eye of Ender. No such luck, though she did find several emeralds, a crust of bread and a leather helmet dyed purple.

At last, at long last, she found one.

She pulled it out of the chest, took a look at it, and put her finger to it.

She traced out letters, searing them into the Eye of Ender.

Dragon. In the Mansion Everywhere and Nowhere. Get over here. I have plans. -NETHER

She'd heard Sun bragging about his secret homes, 'into which no human can enter', enough times to know precisely where she was at this point.

Then she held the Eye in her hand.

"The orders from Guardian -1. Go all the way."

She hurled it as far as she could and it zipped down a hall.

Nether smiled. This was working out just fine.

Only the Guardians knew that the Eyes didn't try to get to the End Portal, but the closest available way to reach the Ender Dragon.

And when a Guardian ordered the Eyes to go all the way, they did.


And in an ineffably different place...


Dynamite ruffled Kym's fur.

Kym yapped hopefully, nuzzling at Dynamite's hand.

"I don't have anything, Kym," Dynamite muttered. "You are not being fed right now."

Kym's tail sagged.

Dragon gave a sudden yell.

"What?" shrieked Dynamite, leaping up from her sitting position on the grass. Dragon never yelled- at least not that she knew of. He never even spoke loudly. So what was it making him yell like that?

A spherical object that would probably fit perfectly into Dynamite's palm tumbled out of nowhere into Dragon's hand. Some kind of code appeared to be seared into it. It didn't seem to be normal language, that much was certain.

Dragon looked euphoric.

"It's Nether," he said excitedly.

The question mark on Dynamite's face was almost visible.

Without pausing to explain anything, Dragon produced an Ender pearl from nowhere, breathed on it, grabbed Dynamite's arm and threw it.

Dynamite shrieked as she teleported.