Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling and Five Nights at Freddy's belongs to Scott Cawthon.

"Hello, my dear." -Golden Freddy/Rose Evens

"Hello? Hello?" -Phone Guy

'Dear Harry...' -Writing

The next night the animatronics all gathered around the empty "Shadow" Chica costume as Harry opened up the back. Frowning, Chica looked inside. "So what are we doing then? And why does it seem smaller on the inside now...?"

Harry looked over his shoulder and grinned. "Well, to answer your second question, Remus used a reverse expansion charm on it so it is smaller. As to the first..." He chuckled some. "I'm going to wear it when Hermione and Ron show up to scare the bloody daylights out of them."

A moment later, he clapped his hands over his ears as the animatronics all shouted. "WHAT?!"

Wiggling on finger in his ear, Harry grimaced. "I'll be wearing it to scare the heck out of them."

For a moment, Rose stared at him as the others shared an uneasy look before she sighed and pinched her muzzle. "Harry... Have you forgotten that we were killed by a security guard wearing a suit?" As he cringed, her expression turned deadpan. "You forgot... Didn't you?"

Rubbing the back of his neck, Harry frowned. "Um... Yeah... I kind of did..."

It was then that Foxy raised his hook. "Besides, laddy... there also be what is inside the suit. All of them crossbeams and wires as well as animatronic parts. Tis would be deadly and yeh would be deader then a bilge rat trapped on a sinking ship in shark infested waters... Arrgh."

To his and the others surprise, Harry just smirked. "Seems that I'm not the only forgetful one as Remus removed all that stuff, remember?" The group stood there stunned and Harry waited until they facepalmed to continue. "Anyways... Remus and Sirius went over it with a bunch of spells. According to them, it will move for me as if I was an endoskeleton." Suddenly, Harry frowned. "Um... By the way, you guys don't really mind this, do you? I won't use the suit if it makes you uncomfortable."

There was silence as each animatronic turned and looked at the others. Their years of knowing each other almost seeming to give them the ability to read the mind of the others. After about a minute, Freddy turned to him and shook his head. "No, it doesn't really bother us."

Bonnie then grinned some. "Besides, once you have the suit on, it'll almost be like you're one of us, right? Like family or something."

For a brief moment, Harry froze as those words echoed through his head before a soft smile crossed his face. 'Family, huh?'

Unknown to Harry, the animatronics were also considering those words. After giving the suit a glance, Chica made her way over and smiled at Harry. "Um... Do you need any, you know, help?"

Harry frowned before he looked back at the suit and nodded. "Yeah... Yeah, I think that I do. Mind giving me a hand?"

With only a slight frown on her face, Chica lifted him up so that he could more easily slide into the suit. "Just tell me if anything is hurting you, okay?" She shuddered a bit as what she was doing brought back old memories. "I... Don't want you to get hurt."

The young wizard's next words caused the lights in her cheeks to turn on and for a warm fuzzy feeling to flow through her. "I trust you, Chica... I trust all of you."

After she looked at the others, Chica allowed a similar expression of happiness to cross her face before she turned back and helped Harry into the suit. "There we go... Gently... Gently..." Once he was fully inside with only the back open and the head missing, the chicken animatronic tilted her head some. "How does it feel?"

While he smiled, Harry looked over his shoulder. "I'll tell you in a moment, if you could close the back?" It was only the work of a minute, due to Chica taking it slowly and carefully, for the back to be closed. "Hmm..." Having brought one hand in front of his face, Harry felt his fingers moving at the same time as the suit's. "This... Doesn't feel that bad I suppose..." With a nod, he pushed off the stool where the suit had sat. However, he misjudged some things and started to pitch forward. "Whoa!"

Thankfully for him, though, Foxy was right there and caught him before he could hit the ground. "Easy there, lad. Yeh not be used to moving around in a suit just yet."

After he was brought to his feet, Harry reached back with one arm and used the table there to help support himself. "Thanks, Foxy."

His attention was grabbed a moment later by Chica. "Harry?"

Looking over, he smiled as he saw that she had the head of the costume in her hands. "Ah, there that is... Mind helping?"

With a shake of the head, Chica waited until he bent over and, with care and gentleness, she placed the costume's head over Harry's. Once she was sure it was on, she gave a light twist and with a click, it locked into the joint. "There we go..."

Straightening, Harry smiled at her and to her amazement, the costume's expression shifted to what Harry's was as he gazed out the eye holes with his green eyes. "Perfect."

As he felt a clap on the shoulder, he turned to see Freddy giving him a smile. "Looking good, isn't he gang?"

Bonnie grinned and gave him a thumbs up. "You're looking like one of us now."

While the other talked with him, Chica looked him over and Bonnie's earlier words about then being like a family came back to her. 'Well, he's using one of my suits...' With a slight frown, she realized that it was not just the color that was off as the Chica suit was slightly taller and bulkier then her own. 'Oh wow... It's more like... A boy me!' It was then that a tickle grew at the back of her mind, as if she was remembering something. 'Wait, a boy me?"

Harry turned to the still quiet Chica and frowned some. "Something the matter?"

Shaken from her thoughts, the chicken animatronic shook her head as she felt her cheeks light up. "Oh, nothing... Just thinking."

A frown was still present on Harry's face as he nodded. "As long as there's nothing the matter."

As he turned back to the others, Chica shook her head. 'He's always worrying about us...' Finally, it all clicked in her head. 'He worries about us... Wants to see us happy and cheers us up when we're sad... Tries his best to protect us... Like, like he's our brother...' Emotions bubbled up in her chest as she smiled, the glass cleaner dispensers in her eyelids releasing some and giving her eyes a shimmering look. 'And he's in a suit that's like a boy version's of my own... It's like he's my...'

Before Harry could do anything, Chica tackle hugged him which caused him to blink before he looked at the others. However, they were just as confused as he was so all Harry did was reach up and place one arm over her shoulders. 'I wonder what brought this on...?'

Meanwhile, Chica could not stop smiling with her eyes closed. 'I always wanted a big brother...'

It took Harry about two nights, but he eventually mastered walking around in the Chica costume. It was at just half-past midnight on the third day that Remus poked his head into the main party room and cleared his throat. "Guys? Sirius just confirmed that they left Grimmauld. According to him, they snuck out with the twins side-alonging them both and then they took the Knight Bus."

Grimacing, Harry leaned back in his chair. "That... does not give us much time at all to prepare..." It was then that he noticed Remus' smirk, though that fell away as Chica called him a pervert again. "... What is it?"

Having given Chica an annoyed look, Remus turned back to Harry. "Actually, it'll be a bit as Sirius overheard Hermione mention that they were going to get on it a few blocks from headquarters and get off a few blocks from here."

That caused Harry's face to light up before he grinned and rubbed his hands together. "Excellent... That means that we got a bit before they get here... Bonnie? Here, take the tablet back to the office and mess it up a little..."

The rabbit frowned as he rubbed his head some. "Um... How do you want me to mess it up?"

After a moment's thought, Harry frowned. "Knock over the chair, put some papers on the floor and scatter them... That sort of thing. Basically, make it look like there was a struggle of sorts, okay?" Bonnie nodded and gave a grin as he walked off while Harry turned to Foxy. "I need you to keep a look out. As soon as you see them, rush back here and let us know." Then he looked at Freddy. "And I need you to-"

As he chuckled, Freddy shook his head. "You need me to go and get the extra chunky sauce that we're going to be using."

And with that, he ambled off as Harry turned toward Chica and Rose. "And you two are going to be helping me suit up and put me into place."

While they walked toward Parts and Service, Remus cleared his throat. "So... Why exactly do you need, er, extra chunky pizza sauce?"

Harry hummed and turned toward him. "We're going to spread some on the table there and onto the suit, especially by the mouth." A chuckle came from him as he grinned. "Under the camera, it'll look like blood and shredded gore."

For a few seconds, Remus watched him before he sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "You're going to try and get me and Padfoot, aren't you?"

However, Harry just gave a chuckle as Chica picked him up and Rose steeded the suit. "Nah, you two are actually making it up to me by being helpful." Wiggling a bit in place as Chica sealed the back of the suit, the wizard smiled as he spotted Freddy walk in. "Thanks... You sure that you don't mind the suit getting a bit dirty, Chica?"

Having glanced up from where she had been inspecting a seam, Chica have a shake of her head as she grabbed the head of the suit. "Not at all, besides, you can always clean it."

As he leaned forward, Harry hummed as she placed the costume's head over his and secured it with a twist and a click. "True enough..."

While he watched them set Harry up on the steel table, Remus frowned. "So then... What exactly is the plan?" When Harry glanced over at him, Remus had to supress a shudder at how it looked to see Harry's eyes staring out from the sockets of the face. 'Creepy...'

Then Harry grinned and it gave it an even creepier air. "Oh, they'll get in the office and most likely start going through the cameras. Then the guys show up to keep them in the office. They'll see me here and freak before I make my way over with Chica and Bonnie doing their little interference bit with the cameras. They'll ramp it up until they're both watching the cameras and so miss me sneak in through the hole in the wall of the office... Whereupon I scare the pants off them."

With Freddy pouring out the old sauce around Harry and Chica taking some newer stuff and putting it around his mask's eyeholes and in the beak, as if it was leaking out, Remus just nodded. "Ah..." Once they were done, Harry slumped in place and glanced at Remus before he asked how it looked. "Really... really creepy..."

Chica glanced at him and shuddered, which the werewolf pointingly ignored. 'Good thing that Harry's here to protect me... Us, from the pervert...'

It was then that Foxy stuck his head in. "Arrgh, mateys, the scallywags be at the entrance of the parking lot."

Inside the mask, Harry's eyes seemed to glow as he laughed and rubbed his hands together. "Excellent... Show time everyone!"

During the time that the others filed out, Remus shook his head and cast a disillusionment charm on himself. 'He's Lily's son...'

The two magicals looked around as they quietly snuck up toward the door to the pizzeria. When she gripped the door though, Hermione frowned and stopped which caused Ron to give her an odd look. "What's the matter?"

Still with a frown, Hermione turned and looked at him. "The door... it's not locked."

However, the red head shrugged. "Better for us then I guess, we don't need to knock on the door and wait until Harry answers then." Before Hermione could stop him, Ron opened the door and walked inside. As he looked around, he shivered a bit. "Okay... this place is really creepy..."

A hand grabbed his and started to drag him toward an open door. "That should be the security office." Once she had reached the open door, Hermione stopped and stared into it with a look of shock. "What in the world..."

Slowly, the witch walked in careful not to step on anything. Behind her, Ron whistled as he took in the mess. "Bloody hell, looks like someone held a fight in here or something." If he had turned, he would have seen Hermione stiffen. Instead, Ron's attention was grabbed by a strange (to him) device that was on the floor. "What's this now?"

It was snatched from his hands though from Hermione. "This looks like the tablet that we overheard Remus talking about..." She started to flip through the camera views and stopped though as she came across one. "RON!"

He was right there in a moment and looked over her shoulder. "What is it-WHOA! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?"

For a few moments, Hermione just stood there. "I... I..." She stared at the black bird costume that sat on a table slumped over, another bird nearby staring at the camera. With a sick feeling, she guessed what the puddle of goo that seemed to be spreading from the costume was. "Oh no..."

Ron gulped down some bile that rose in his throat before he blinked. "Did... did you hear that?" They turned to the darkened doorway and shakingly Ron pressed the button. As soon as he saw the leering face of Bonnie, he screamed and Hermione slammed her hand on the door button. "Oh... oh shite..."

The youngest of the male Weasleys jumped up as Hermione slammed the other door shut after a few seconds and whipped around to see a fox as it stared in. "Arrgh... Wel-wel-welcome Mateys ta-ta-ta Fred-Freddy Faz... Fazbears... Family Pizzer-pizzeria..."

A deep laugh caused the two to look at the other window where a bear animatronic looked in as some music box sound could be barely heard, his face lit from below by a flickering light. Gulping, Hermione looked from one door to the other. "Oh... this isn't good..." The other heard conversation between Sirius and Remus came back to her and she slowly lifted the tablet to look and froze. "BLOODY HELL!"

Surprised, Ron turned from the staring contest with the bear and blinked as he pointed at her. "You swore!"

For his troubles, he got a glare from Hermione as she shoved the tablet into his face. "Ron, it's gone!"

After a moment, Ron recoiled as the room where they had seen the two birds in it was now empty... except for all the heads having been turned to stare at the camera. "Er... so there's two more then?"

With a scowl, the emotional witch grabbed him by his collar. "Ron... remember what we heard Remus and Sirius talking about? What these..." Tears started to leak from her eyes. "What these things do to night watchmen that they catch?!"

Ron just blinked and scratched his head. "Yeah... they stuff them into the suits and kill them, why..." He trailed off as his eyes widened and he went pale except for a slight greenish tinge. "Oh..."

As she nodded, Hermione glared at the windows, and noticed that one of the birds had joined the fox. "Ron... Harry worked here and he's not here. And we saw a stained costume with something leaking from it, which is now missing...!"

Slowly, Ron looked from one window to another. "Wait... then where is the final one?"

A bang caused them to flinch and look at where the bear could be seen as the door took another hit. Shaking her head, Hermione turned back to the tablet. "Wherever it is, we should be safe as long as those doors hold up..." She gulped though as she looked at the battery. "Which... might not be long since the power has dropped a bit..." Another bang caused her to flinch. "And getting shorter all the time."

Turning from the door, Ron walked over and looked over her shoulder as she flipped through the cameras. "Wait! There it is!" Both Hermione and Ron leaned in to see the costume where it was slumped across one of the party tables when there was another bang and the view went fuzzy for about ten seconds. When it cleared up, the other suit bird was gone. "What the bloody hell?"

While a shiver made it's way down her spine, Hermione flipped through the cameras again before she found the suit, this time slumped in the cleaning closet as it dripped something thick onto the floor from it's mouth. Then there was another interruption and it vanished once more. "How the heck is it moving and... SHUT UP WITH THAT MUSIC!"

The witch glared at the bear which started to laugh. It was then that the animatronics started to tap against the windows and bang on the door, the noise causing the two magicals to sweat as they turned back to the tablet. "Where is that thing...?"

So noisy was it, that none of them heard the poster behind them shift out of the way nor did they hear or see Harry crawl into the office through the hole there. In fact, Harry was right behind them before either of them noticed something... the whole place went quiet. With a blink, Ron glanced at one window to see the animatronics staring in, while Hermione stared at the other. Behind them, Harry grinned inside the suit. 'This is going to be good...'

With a frown, Hermione shivered a bit. "Why... did they just go quiet...?"

As he shrugged, Ron stared at the window. "Don't as me... and stop breathing so hard!"

That caused the female of the two to freeze where she was. "Ron... I'm not breathing hard..."

While he shook, Ron raised a finger. "Wait... if you're not breathing hard..." The two had widened eyes as they slowly turned. "Who is breathing hard..."

They stiffened as they saw the missing suit in front of them. It looked to be bloodstained as thick, red paste mixed with white stuff dripped from it's beak. Suddenly, two startling green eyes opened in it's eyeholes before it grabbed them. "SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Both of them reacted rather as expected as they screamed in fright. "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Having leaned backwards in her chair, Michelle stretched and cracked her back. "Ugh... I swear that these late night study sessions are killing my back..."

A snort drew her attention as Lisa smirked. "Are you sure that it's the late night study sessions and not something else, Michelle?" The 17 year old ignored that as she reached up and put her cup of coffee to her lips. Unfortunitly for her, Lisa wasn't done. "Of course, I'm sure that the cute night watchman that you had met would love to see the way you looked a few moments ago..."

With a chuckle, the third roommate looked up as Michelle sputtered from her coffee having gone down the wrong pipe with some spraying from her nose. "Mmm... he definitely would love to see that, I think."

Still coughing, Michelle pounded herself on the stomach as she grabbed some napkins and wiped her face. "Dammit you two! Lay off about that, will you!"

Lisa had a fake thoughtful expression on her face before she waved her off. "Naw, too much fun teasing you, Michelle." As she spun in her chair, she leaned back and looked at the now blushing young woman. "Besides, we both saw how you were acting."

While she sipped her own coffee, Erika nodded some as she looked toward the stairs that lead to the bedroom where her cousin Sally was. "Yeah, I haven't seen you smiling like that around a guy like that for a long time, Chell."

And just like that, Michelle's expression really soured. "And you both know why that is."

For a moment, her two friends shared a look and watched as she turned back to the work on her table. Then Erika sighed and held up her hands. "I know, I know." Erika then shook her head as she crossed her arms over her chest. "Still, it was great to see you happy the other night and not just burying yourself into your studying." A small smirk crossed her face. "Maybe if we invite him somewhere on a day off, you might join us for a night out."

With a scowl and a slight blush, Michelle glared at her two amused friends. "Screw off." She then turned back to her work and mumbled at a volume she was sure that they couldn't catch. "Besides, he's only just around 15 years old..."

Alas, it wasn't as Lisa raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And here I thought that you didn't actually know his age..."

From her own chair, Erika took over. "Or rather... you didn't know when we asked after we had picked you up..." Slowly, she leaned forward and grinned like a shark who had caught the scent of blood in the water. "You've been in contact with him, haven't you?"

A groan escaped from Michelle as she laid her head on her arms and faced away from them in an attempt to hide the blush on her face. "Shut up you two. Besides, like I said, he's only about fifteen... I'm seventeen."

Lisa shrugged where she spun her chair. "So? Two years of difference between the two of you." She pointed at her with one finger. "And you were smiling and laughing. Besides, if you're so worried about his age then just become his friend for now. You've got, what? Two years to wait? And by that point you'll be going to university and able to get a job within a few years."

From where she sat, Erika coughed a bit. "And he'll have a job waiting for him once he gets out of school." At her friends' looks, she shrugged. "He goes to a very exclusive school in the Highlands."

All Michelle did was raise an eyebrow at that. "You still have not explained much about that... or how your cousin is apparently going to the same school."

With a cough, Erika waved her off. "Sally got a scholarship to go there, and the school prides itself on privacy for the students so I can't say much, sorry." Seeing that they were still going to keep asking, Erika diverted Lisa's attention. "So then, any idea when he could be free so that you can speak with him in person?"

As she blushed, Michelle grumbled a bit. "I'll have to ask..." Having realized what she said, she groaned and facepalmed as her two friends grinned. 'I hope that you're having a fun night, Harry...'

Harry stopped his scream however both Hermione and Ron continued theirs. A glance to the side showed Foxy and Bonnie both holding their hands over their ears before a chuckle escaped Harry. Finally, the two's screams trailed off as Hermione hyperventalated "Ha-Harry? Is-is that... you?"

The costumed wizard attempted to get his voice as low as possible. "Yes... I have been stuffed into this suit and so I shall stuff both of you into ones of your own..."

A whimper escaped Ron as he tried to back away. "U-uh, ma-mate? N-no need for tha-that..."

However, Hermione noticed something about the 'Gore' that dripped from him and shakingly reached out with one finger which she dipped into it. As he watched on amused, the witch brought the finger up to her face and her expression shifted from scared to infuriated. "Harry.. James... Potter..."

His eyebrow raised in the suit though they could not tell. "Yeeeesssss?"

With her face red, Hermione growled at him. "This... is not blood! It's tomato sauce!"

Tilting his head a little, he leaned in to look and both Hermione and Ron could see that inside the suit, his skin around his mouth and eyes was unharmed as he examined her finger. "Huh, what do you know? You're right, that is tomato sauce, extra chunky."

As his ears started to redden, Ron gaped at him. "Yo-you mean that it was all a big joke?!"

Slowly, Harry nodded as he grinned and chuckled (a sight which was still rather creepy). "Yes, as a matter of fact this was all just a joke and you two fell for it hook, line, and sinker." For a moment, he let go of them and reached for the door buttons on either side which was only possible due to the size of the suit. The doors then swung open and Ron could see an amused Remus had been standing on the other side. When he turned back around, Harry could see that Hermione was gritting her teeth as her fists clinched. "You guys did deserve it though."

Hermione interrupted him as her fist swung out for his head. "YOU UTTER BASTARD!" A clang filled the small office as everyone stared at her except for Harry who glanced at her. The witch then pulled her hand back and gripped her wrist as she hissed. "Ah... ow..."

Having raised a finger, Harry tapped the side of the unharmed suit head. "Steel construction with felt and feathers covering it... hence why I am not removing it until you calm down."

Under her breath, Hermione hissed inaudible words about her best friend...

Omake: Tonks' Alternate Training:

There was a widening of Tonks' eyes as she quickly swept through all the cameras. A cold sinking feeling settled in her gut though as she noticed that Chica was nowhere to be found. "Where... where is the chicken!? WHERE IS THAT BLOODY DEMENTED CHICKEN!?" Quickly, she pressed the light for one of the doors and turned it on, only for nothing to be there. It was the same story for the other. "WHERE IS IT?!"

Now with a raised eyebrow, Harry took the tablet as Tonks continued to check each door before she suddenly closed them both. Of course, Harry took a look at the clock and smirked. '5:48...' He then spotted something. "Ah! So that's what she's done... clever girl."

Having frozen, Tonks rushed over to him and grabbed the tablet. "Where!?"

With a chuckle, Harry reached behind the desk and considered the Freddy mask he hid there before he decided not to pull it out. "Look near the corner of the room there."

Her frown now more pronounced, Tonks looked and felt all the blood leave her face as she spotted the fallen grate. "She's... Chica's in th-the ventalation ducts..."

Not having seen the eyes of a cat in the vent nearby widen, Harry nodded. "Yeah, she must of pried it open somehow or they forgot to secure it. Ours are good though since it they take a couple of minutes of work to unscrew, let alone pry them open." Tonks eyes widened as did McGonagall's though Harry continued. "Now... I know that this isn't the time for this..."

Having spotted the power percentage, Tonks gulped. "Ha-Harry..."

All he did though was hold up a hand. "Wait, give me a moment... I don't want to forget this..."

Having spotted Foxy joining Bonnie, Tonks freaked out as she saw Golden Freddy right behind Harry. "HARRY!"

With a sigh, Harry held out both hands as in the ducts, Chica was about to scare McGonagall. "I just have to let this out..." He then opened his eyes with a smirk just as Golden Freddy was about to grab him. "I guess that there's nothing that we can do to prevent them."

For a moment all was still as all the animatronics stopped, and on stage Freddy facepalmed as he had been watching and listening to what was going on in the office through Chica's cupcake. Golden Freddy then turned and threw up her paws as she vanished. "Oh, my God..."

Harry just snorted as he pointed to a groaning Tonks. "Pfffft! Fuck you, Rookie, that was bloody funny."