Chapter 2:

The Epic Pranking Contest! (FEATURING NAKED HARUHI, OTAKU FREAK RENGE, AND A MILLION FANGIRLS!)

"Yokoso. Welcome."

The hosts are in their same positions; Tamaki sitting seductively on his so-called "throne," Mori is standing behind Honey while is behind their very own Light Yagami holding his "Deathnote," Haruhi on the right of Tamaki, and the devilish twins behind her. Tamaki walked over to me, having his usual " I'm ready to flirt with you and make you love me" face to win over my heart (as if!). There are no customers yet, so I guessed I'm early.

"Welcome," Princess, he said while kissing my left hand delicately, "I haven't seen you here before. Which host would you like to choose today?"

"I just want to enjoy my Earl Grey and the desserts you provide me with in peace, Tamaki Souh." WAIT. WHEN DID I SPEAK FRICKIN' JAPANESE?! Oh well, don't worry about that right now, Maddie.

"Ah! So you have heard of the BEAUTIFUL, INFAMOUS, PERFECT, HANDSOME, TAMAKI SOUH?! Well, who told you that?! Your friend? Some girls swooning over my perfections? As if his perfections are even real! Oh wait, they are. His perfections are his "Emo Corner of Despair," his weird self, and his theory of the romantic comedy thing that is partially true.

He went on rambling how God made Adam and Eve and he's CLEARLY Adam because Adam's PERFECT, God made people beautiful inside AND out, rich kid's edicate guide (WTF is that?!), and a bunch of other baloney he told Haruhi on her first day.

"Tamaki?"

"Yes, Princess?"

"Can you please get out of my face and stop lecturing me about stuff that only you believe? Please?"

His face went from flirty to "I wanna go to mah Emo Corner and weep but I can't because there is a customer here," Hikaru and Koaru are laughing their butts off, Haruhi looked shocked, Honey is like "OHH," Mori got affected by that (You can tell something F-ed up happened if he looks like that), and Kyoya has that "this is going to be interesting" look.

"Well, Princess," Tamaki trying to CLEARLY redeem himself," I'm shocked by your answer, but I simply need to-"

"Pretend flirting with me? I'm not those cheesy girls that would fall for that, Tamaki-Sempai. I am NOT stupid. Now, here's 1225.64 yen in US dollars to pay for everything. Here, Yagami."

I heard Tamaki whisper to Kyoya "Mommy, she's our first rude customer. I'm soooooooo scared." Well, Foolish "king," there is a sea of girls that are like me in the US. That's right. SEA OF GIRLS.

"Well, Miss, I will be aware no one shall host you today and will keep Mr. Souh away from your reach. Also, who's this "Yagami?"

"No one."

"You can take a seat over there," he pointed at the floral chairs and cedar wood table with a vase full of blue roses, Hikaru's color.

"Thank you, Kyoya. But keep in mind, I plot and scheme wayyyyyy more than you do, MISTER."

"We'll see about that, Miss."

I went over there and plopped down as soon as I could. After I thanked Haruhi for bringing over Earl Grey and some blueberry scones with melted butter with gold flakes in it, I went back to work on Haruhi's two missing traits. It has been a while since the host club opened for the day. Haruhi walked over, sat across the table, and started speaking.

"What are you working on?"

I was startled by her voice, interrupting my work.

"Well, what would you describe yourself without using the words attractive, a cook, and genius?"

"Well, if I have to say, um, well, I'm kind and I really do love animals."

"Kind and Animal Lover. Got it."

"What are you writing? Can I see?"

"Well, it's schoolwork and no, because it might be on your science test."

"Oh, I understand. I have to host a few girls now. Bye!"

"Bye."

I let out a sigh after she left. I'm such a GREAT liar! I looked up, and the host club is FLOODING with girls with dark-colored hair. It must have been a while since I looked away from her profile. The room looks exactly like my drawing! Flaming pink walls, dark cedar tables, couches "commoners" can't afford, and marble grey counter tops! I looked around the room, seeing Tamaki chirping away his cheesy flirts, Kyoya observing the room like he's plotting something, Haruhi telling her life story, Mori just agreeing to what Honey is saying, and of course, the twins. Doing one of their "gay acts," the girls swooning over it. Hikaru partially stared at me while doing the act. I blushed redder than a tomato could. When he caught me staring back, he had a pinkish tint on his face. Okayyyyyy. It has been a while until a voice startled me again, but this time it wasn't Haruhi.

"Excuse me,Miss, it's the club's closing time. You might want to leave."

"Oh, sorry, I just got caught up with...work."

"We'll see you again, Miss."

"Sayonara, Good-bye," they said.

I left the school and walked about 3.5 miles until I came across a bench. Oh heavens, YES! A BENCH! THANK THE MOTHER OF JESUS! I plopped down, looking at my notebook while digging through my pockets. Only my iPhone? No money? Oh yeah, I gave it to that Ootori guy. I curled up, hugging my notebook, exhausted from walking, and then I took a deep nap.

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" Hey, isn't it that girl that stared at you earlier, Hikaru?"

I looked up, seeing a blinding yellow light from a black limo. The twins got out, walking towards the bench I was napping on. Uh oh, too close. Too close.

"Why are you on a commoner's bench?"

"I'm waiting for the bus."

"Sounds fishy. We'll take you to our home and you can become our temporary toy." They grinned like psychos and walked even closer.

"No, I'm-"

They took me, arm in arm, to their limo of doom. It was a quiet ride to their mansion. After we exited the limo, they both snapped their fingers and said in unison," Take this girl and help her dress and bathe."

"No, I can do it myself, thank you very much." And to convince them not to, I grinned evilly and stared at them.

"I guess...not? The bathroom is upstairs, take a right and it would be-"

"The fourth door on the left."

"Thanks, morons."

"No problem, toy."

I clenched my fists hearing the word "toy." I mean it's fine, but it going to be hard to hide my crush in front of my crush. And calling me toy is even worse. I opened the door and found a nice shower that goes along with the marble theme in here. I strip off my clothes and turned on my iPod to the song Ignite by Eir Aoi (shoutout to SAO and my fav song!) i went in the shower, and sang my heart out.

"~ Mayowazu ni ima, mujun darake no, sekai sono te de uchi hanate~"

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As I got out of the shower, I found a pink linen nightgown on the outside of the door. Great. I have to wear this stupid thing to dinner? Well, at least I not pressured by an idiot who wants Haruhi's virgin skin to touch in private. I got dressed and brought all my belongings down into the dining area. Their mom looked at me, smiling like the devils. So that's where they get their extra creepiness from. Okay. Note to self.

"Hello,Hikaru and Kaoru's friend! Your staying for about a month, yes?"

"Yea-Yeah. My winter house isn't ready yet. We usually go there earlier, but the staff didn't finish doing their tasks yet, though."

"Ahh, I see. You're wearing one of my newest lines, Paris Slumber. It's mostly sleepwear that is both fashionable and comfortable to wear, made of the purest silk and finest lace, I bring you-"

"Mom, can we get to the point already?"

"Yes, you are...you are...WEARING IT PERFECTLY! YOU ARE SOOOOOO CUTE! KYAAAAAA!" Note to self: she is the female version of Ranka and Tamaki. Whoopee.

"Mom, please stop."

"Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, sit down. We're having Fois Gras Potato Special, Duckling with Ootoro, and for dessert, Blueberry Macarons with whipped cream cheese. I hope you don't mind."

"No, not at all, Mrs. Hitachiin."

"Call me Yuzuha-san. It makes me feel younger."

"Yes, Yuzuha-san."

I sat down across from Hikaru and Koaru, picking up my salad fork while doing so.

"So, what's your name?"

Crap. Name, name, name...Seika from Maid Sama! And...First Snow! Hatsuyuki!

"Seika Hatsuyuki."

"WHAT A PRETTY NAME! KYAAAAAAAA! IT MEANS PURE SUMMER FIRST SNOW! I HEART IT SOOOOO MUCH!"

"I'm 15 years old, love gaming, watching anime, pranking people, and winning. A lot."

"Sounds like Hikaru, minus the anime part," Kaoru grumbled.

"I know about their past, which is touching and sooooo sad. And they do have a crush at school." And to add effect, I put my hand on the top of my rib cage.

"Really? I love that you're getting along with my boys sooooooo well! And who is this "crush?"

The devils looked annoyed at me, while I hit it off with Miss Tamaki. After dinner, she told them to show me around. They dragged me into the study, looking pissed as usual.

"How do you know so much about us and yet we barely even know you?!"

"Well, I can work my magic."

"Fine. if you can prank, we'll make it into a challenge!"

"Challenge accepted, morons."

"It. Starts. NOW!"

I got into one of their traps, but luckily I have a random Swiss Army knife I found in my pocket. After I cut the rope, I pressed the button to the twins' doom.

Hikaru's POV

Shit. This girl is like magic. Her voice, why am I thinking about that in this "life or death" situation? She's our toy.

" How could she escape our trap so quickly?" She smirked evilly, looking at us like we are screwed. Well, we are. We saw a field of naked Haruhi mannequins repeating "Don't you love me?" and other things we wanted her to say in a dramatic moment.

"What kind of prank is this?" Kaoru complained.

"Well, who cares? We'll escape it in no time."

Boy, was I wrong. We kept saying "stupid Haruhi" and other stuff that really hurts.

"Baka Haruhi, baka Haruhi, bak Haru-"

"Hikaru, Haruhi's naked."

I looked closely. My God! Haruhi's NAKED?! Oh no.

" Don't you love me, Hikaru?"

I stared at her. How in the world could Seika convince Haruhi to do such a daring move? How?

" If you don't, take over my body."

"Haruhi, I-"

"Please, I'm begging you. Take over my body."

We were both too shocked of what she was saying, but we were going to run for the hills until Seika's menacing voice came from Haruhi.

"Well, well. Can't handle the heat? This isn't the end of this, MORONS. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!"

"Well...We'll win!"

"Oh really? I diffused all your pranks in the last, I don't know, 20 MINUTES?"

Holy shit. This girl's real. She's eviler than Kyoya and more mischevious than us combined. She's not like other girls, just putting that out.

Maddie/Seika's POV

I laughed at them trying to escape my pranks of doom. Heck, with the ticket money, I could pay Haruhi back for even saying those lines! Helping Renge cosplay for contests isn't the least of my worries. Just how will they get back at me?

"Time for the big finale, fangirls!"

A bright light shone on the "gay" twins naked, no underwear, from my last prank. All the girls screamed like maniacs until Renge came on.

"Okay, OTAKUS AND FANGIRLS! THE FINALE IS HERE! I WILL ANNOUNCE WHEN TO LET THE GATES OPEN! IN 3, 2, 1, GOOOO!"

They are engulfed by the fields of girls, who payed for the 5,000 yen ticket. Hard work actually did pay off quite well.

After the contest was over, they eventually gave in from exhaustion and "I don't wanna deal with this anymore" look.

"Good night, morons! I'll be modeling tomorrow all day!"

"We hope."

"What? Sorry, can't hear you guys over your field of SEXUAL HARASSING HARUHI!"

"Never mind."

I smiled to myself as I plopped onto my giant fluffy bed. Yeah, this is going to be one hell of a month.

~AUTHOR'S NOTE~

I'M GLAD EVERYONE IS ENJOYING IT SO FAR! AND I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS EXCEPT SEIKA/MADDIE AND OTHER CHARACTERS YOU'RE GOONA MEET IN THE SEQUEL. THAT'S RIGHT, A SEQUEL WITH A MAID SAMA CROSSOVER! BE SURE TO R&R AND COMMENT ON ANY MISTAKES I MAKE!