Chapter 4:
THE COSPLAY CONTEST INCIDENT THAT KINDA RESEMBLES THE HARUHI BEACH INCIDENT!(sorry if title too long :P wait, you still read this? wow. such amaze. much effort.) *part 1*
H-Huh? Green floral wallpaper, a pink canopy bed, red stained glass windows...THIS ISN'T MY BEDROOM! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS! THEY STOLE MY ANIME NOT-Oh wait. Reverse the cassette tape. This is only one of the Hitachiins rooms. And how did I get here? GO BACK TO CHAPTER 1! I'm waiting. This is one of the few 4th wall moments. Better cherish it now. NOW GO READ THE FIRST CHAPTER! I'm waiting. Still waiting. You finished yet? Yes? Okay, good. Now back to the story. I struggled to get off of the VERY fluffy pink canopy bed for (insert SpongeBob's skips of time) an ETERNITY. After the most epic battle of Girl VS Bed you've EVER SEEN, I went on with my daily routine: shower, change, brush teeth and hair, put on VERY minimal makeup (and by minimal i mean chapstick, mascara, and eyeliner), check my anime notebook, and then head on down for breakfast after you wasting your time reading her DAILY ROUTINE. When I entered the dining hall, Miss Tamaki smiled "sweetly" (and by sweetly I mean creepy), the twins still giving me the "I just got pranked by a baby and I don't want to talk about it" faces (although Kaoru kinda smiled), and the maids flashing their creepypasta smiles that Jeff the Killer would have said "Now you are beautified!"
" GOOD MORNING, SEIKA-CHAN!" (you could guess who said that and you get a vertual cookie)
"G-Good morning, Yuzuha-san!"
" NOW PLEASE SIT DOWN AND CHOOSE YOUR BREAKFAST!"
" Mom, can you NOT shout?"
" Fine, KAORU! Or which other twin."
" That's Hikaru, Yuzuha-san. He's usually the misunderstood one while Kaoru is trying to help him." Both of the twins jaws dropped. And by dropped, I mean they were speechless so they decided to put their jaws through the floor is a good idea.
" Ah, thank you SEIKA! That is very HELPFUL! I'll keep that in MIND! Now, what do you want for BREAKFAST?"
" Um, can I get a Chef's Special with blueberry maple syrup and skimmed almond milk? Also, don't make the bacon too burnt yet not too undercooked. Thanks!"
" Maids, you heard HER! Get our guest her meal PLEASE!"
" Yes, Ma'am!" They zoomed away so fast you couldn't see them, but you can see their creepypastaworthy (is that even a word?) smiles. God, I'm going to have nightmares for days. A few minutes later their food came but not mine. Yuzuha got grounded African black coffee, truffle omelets, maple bacon sizzled to crisp, and freshly squeezed orange juice from their half acre garden. The twins got the same thing as me, except Kaoru got tropical fruit punch and perfectly seasoned scrambled eggs. Great. Another reason Hikaru should be pissed at me. So pissed that urine is raining from the sky. Too much? Sorry. Exactly 7 minutes later (I was looking at their ancient grandfather clock, okay?!) my food came, and the sizzling aroma got me gooood. I was drooling like a Saint Bernard as the aroma reached my forest green placemat. On my china plate there was perfectly cooked bacon from Acton Farms, fluffy pancakes melting the golden butter, topped with sweet blueberry maple syrup. Skimmed almond milk and a 7-layer berry fruit parfait accompanied my plate of deliciousness. I inhaled all my food before Tamaki could even reach the nearest corner to sulk in. Whoops.
"Hahahahahahahaha! Seika-chan really likes her breakfast, huh? Hahahahaha! You make me laugh! It's been forever since I laughed after my husband moved to Seattle to work several years ago! Remember, after you're done, meet me in my studio to model! And don't put on more than 10 pounds each day! Model, model, MODEL! HAHAHAHAHA!" She politely wiped her mouth and walked off with her "Flowers of MOE!~" background, laughing loudly. I guess not having manners is good, after all.
"Hahahahah-Oww!" Kaoru laughed a little then Hikaru somehow kicked him in the balls. So, he's still mad, huh? Okay, I I'm going to go to Ouran tomorrow, I'll check the place out after modeling, then. I hope Miss Tamaki won't forget to make that black skirt with the academy's logo on it and "the favor." Hehe, the twins wouldn't behappy, but Kyoya sure in hell would be! TIME TO MODEL!
~SUPER LONG BREAK BROUGHT TO YOU BY NETFLIX: "Brain-washing you to binge-watch Lost and other shows 24/7."~
"Okay, you're done, Seika-CHAN!" Miss Tamaki walks over to her laptop,looking at each photo she took.
"PERFECT! YOU'RE FREE TO GO! Can you do this on Saturdays, Sundays, and whenever you have TIME?"
" Yeah, sure! I guess. Do you have the clothes I requested, Yuzuha?"
" Oh YEAH! Here you GO! If you're going OUT, then be sure to come back before 11, OKAY?"
" Sure! Thanks, again!"
" It's my PLEASURE!" Great. It's 2:36. Enough time to get to the host club and then after to the convention I promised I would take Renge to. I walked out of the studio with the outfit on. It's pretty cute, actually. An off-the-shoulder sweater with Rudolph on it, a misty purple cardigan, a red beanie with her company's logo, a snowman necklace, some snowflake earrings, black tights, and rustic brown boots with fake fur. I went up to my room and changed into a white Venice tank top, some ripped denim shorts, and combat boots. I (with the help of maid #1) braided a french braid with my long hair (all the way down to my thighs) and found some regular studs to go with it. I wore my necklace my dad gave to me (is cylinder shaped compartment with crystal inside) when I was turning 3. I smiled and carried "the favor" with me. I told their English butler Pennyworthy Pitcher to drive me to the academy, which for them is a 20 minute drive from here. I entered the black limo that is 2 school buses long and drove there.
~THIS REALLY SHORT BREAK DOESN'T NEED ANY COMMERCIALS. MOVE ALONG.~
I thanked Pennyworthy for driving me to Ouran and got out of the car. Sorry. LIMO. After several hallways and 10 different turns and 2 stairs (yes I counted because I was bored), I reached the door of Hell. Literally HELL. I twisted the knob and opened the door. Somehow a bright light shone in my face but I was ready. The light disappeared and I could see some customers inside. And I got ready.
" HEY BOYS, MISS ME?" And then I flashed a mischievous smile.
~HAHA! CLIFFHANGER! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT PART ABOUT SEVERAL VERY EXCITING EVENTS!~
~AUTHOR'S NOTE~
Hey guys! I know that I didn't post in FOREVER, but I was busy with school. And hey, they gave us a PROJECT on the FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! Since then, projects have been rolling in left and right! This Monday I'm going to an event in Sanger for 5 days and I have to wake up at 5 to leave and 7! So I'll TRY (keyword TRY) to post more so often! And hey, I HAVE A LIFE TOO! I LOVE (3) ALL OF THE VIEWS I'VE BEEN GETTING AND I' HAPPY BECAUSE OF YOU! So, again, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REPLY in the COMMENTS SECTION IF YOU WANT A Q&A WITH ME OR WITH MY OCS (yes, more than one go back to chapter 3 profiles) AND THE HOST CLUB OR BOTH! Both? OCs? Me? Put it in the reviews/comments if you want it! Thank you for the feedback and be sure to comment on my mistakes but no mean comments! This is your regular still in school gamer otaku, BlackMidnightWhite, signing out. BYE! 3