Chapter 3:

THE COSPLAY CONTEST THAT KINDA RESEMBLES THE "HARUHI BEACH INCIDENT!" (this time it's more badass, though.) *part 2*

"Hey, BOYS! Miss me?"

"S-S-SEIKA? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"Ahhh! So Hikaru and Kaoru, you DO know this beautiful prin-"

"DON'T. EVEN. THINK. ABOUT. IT." Cue my death glare. No, not my Kawaii~ glare, Fangirl glare, nor my Anime glare, MY DEATH GLARE! Okay. It worked. My laptop must be bugging. Anyways, enough looking at "behind the scenes" here. BACK TO THE STORY!

"By the way, Haruhi, here's 5 cans of 'fancy tuna' I bought with the money I made last night!I'm sorry that the offer was a bit too risky and "Fifty Shades of Grey" like. I hope you forgive me by savoring the tuna I'm giving you!" God, lying is such a cinch!

"No problem! Say, you didn't tell the others, did you?"

"Why would I? Tamaki would freak out and cause a nuclear explosion!" We both giggled like schoolgirls and after giggling for only about 50 seconds, I handed her the bag of so-called "fancy tuna." She-Male (not She-Ra, mind you) thanked me and was slobbering all over the place just by looking at the cans. Wow, I didn't know she was THAT much of a glutton.

"Seika, why the hell would you come here?" As you can see, Hikaru is still too pissed to urinate. What the hell is wrong with me and my jokes?

"I have to give you your punishment, right? It's going to be SWEET! And also, I have business with your fellow otaku to take care of." I smiled gleefully and I decided to do something special.

"Oh Nekowaza-kun! Can I have a Beezelef doll?" Out of nowhere, the teen that is as emo as you can get in Ouran popped out, with a dark but comforting aura around him.

"Would you like to join the Black Magic Club? You get a free Beezelef doll." He played with Beezelef's hands in an creepy way, but it was kind of cute.

"Maybe, but I don't have any money to buy a puppet for myself. Maybe I can get Beezelef by drawing you 2 sketches of you?" Again, I wasn't paying attention to the Tamaki in the background that's freaking out.

"Hmm, okay. I'll give you 10 minutes to draw. I cannot be in the light for long."

"Okay. I'll join your club, but when was it again?"

"On Wednesdays and Thursdays if you can. If not, come on Tuesdays."

"Thanks! I'll get to work right away!" I started drawing Nekowaza without his cloak and wig, making him look like an exaggerated version of himself like Aphmau's Levi from AOT poster (#Garmau!). I then started drawing him with his usual wear and his little sister, Kirimi. The 2 drawings were finished in under 10 minutes, and they look like anime Mona Lisas. I handed them to the now flabbergasted Nekowaza, who stared at it for a good 5 seconds.

"W-Wow. You did this in under 10 minutes? This is probably the first time I'll become friends with a creature of light. But I also see that you're dark," he gasped and said, "Y-Y-You're the CREATURE OF NEUTRALITY! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVER SINCE I READ ABOUT THEM IN MY BOOKS!" He did a gleeful EUREKA! dance, then I questioned his sanity and the fuck of the creature of neutrality.

"IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL BEING TO BECOME ALLIES WITH! THEY HELP YOU AND THEY CHANGE EVERYTHING AROUND THEM, EXCEPT THEMSELVES! AFTER THEY DO WHAT THEY CAN, THEY LEAVE, AND NO ONE KNOWS WHEN THEY WILL COME BACK AGAIN! SOMETIMES THEY DIE, NEVER COME BACK, OR COME BACK AFTER CENTURIES! THEY ALSO CAN TRAVEL DIMENSIONS AND GALAXIES JUST BY CRYING ON THE OBJECT RELATED TO THE AREA! Ahem. I'm sorry for my manners and behavior towards you. But here's your Beezelef doll, a limited edition one. It's black, cream, and brown. I hope you enjoy this." He began to turn around and leave, but I stalled him and gave him a kiss on the nose just to shock him and the host club, but also to thank him (i no likey him, other fanfic different girl like him. still HikaxOC). He was stunned for a second, unlike the others who were stunned for 7 minutes. Then Nekowaza left saying stuff like how he was blessed by a creature of neutrality and stuff like that. Also, it makes more sense how I got here in the first place, that me being a Creature of Neutrality.

"Wha...YOU KISSED THE EVIL ONE! GET ME HOLY WATER, NOW!" He started freaking out and some girls knocked on the door, asking if they could come in since the host club opens at 3. Everyone stopped at their positions, Tamaki calmed himself, the twins undropped their jaws, Haruhi stopped slobbering, Honey stopped staring, and Mori stopped running. Then, in one second, they returned to their original spots, and I went and opened the door. They welcomed 28 girls in (or was it 56?) and the host club in now opened.

~AUTHOR'S NOTE~

I'M SORRY THAT THIS IS A SHORT CHAPTER, BUT HEY! LAST CHAPTER I TOLD YOU SOMETHING EXCITING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, RIGHT? I MIGHT HAVE TO SPLIT CHAPTER 3 INTO 3 OR 4 PARTS SINCE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE ONE CHAPTER ALL TOGETHER! ALSO, I'LL START PUTTING A WARNING, SPOILER, AND A DISCLAIMER AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH CHAPTER FROM NOW ON. I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ACTIVE A LOT AND I TRY TO UPLOAD AS MUCH AS I CAN. I MIGHT MAKE SOME SOCIAL MEDIA REFERENCES LIKE APHMAU, DIFFERENT ANIME, STUFF LIKE THAT, SO DON'T SAY IT'S COPYRIGHT! REMEMBER, DO YOU GUYS WANT A Q&A WITH ME, MY OCS, OR BOTH? ALSO THIS CHAPTER IS KIND OF A SIDE STORY, SO DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED, OKAY? I'LL HAVE SIDE STORIES EVERY FEW CHAPTERS OR SO, LIKE A TRUTH OR DARE, A VIDEOCHAT WITH THE HOST CLUB, STUFF LIKE THAT. I'M SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SORRY FOR NOT POSTING A LOT! I TRY, AND THEN MY LAPTOP JUST NEEDS TO RESTART WHEN I'M STILL WRITING MY CHAPTER, AND BAM! EVERYTHING'S DELETED. BE SURE TO R&R AND COMMENT ON MY MISTAKES! UNTIL NEXT TIME, THIS IS BLACKMIDNIGHTWHITE, SIGNING OUT. BYE! (p.s. i'm going to use some Japanese words in this fanfic, so i'll put the definition at the end.)