Ty: So how are the Ice skates gonna help us get rid of Dora?
U: Well the diamonds are so slippery how about we all make a sudden sharp turn When we get to that pink diamond -points at pink point-
P: Why does it have to be the pink one?
U: Because all the others are the same color the pink one is unique!
T: Oh Like you?
A: Fly car pue frys biting?
T: I personally think we should skate to the yellow one!
U: Oh? Thats just because thats your color!
P: I kinda like the Yellow one.
Ty: There is an orange one closer to the hole!
P: I know I'll draw a map of whats Down here!- humming-
U: You want us to try and get those comunomuffs off while we wait?
A: Peas!
U: -grabs Comunomuffs and pulls-
T: I don't think they are going to come of that easily...
A: low smother!
P: Ok Done! -shows them the map-
A: Pinball flat fizz pout dove porportiokn.
P: Popcornporkchicken?
A: porportiokn!
U: Poporkchicken?
A: DOE PIE RED POPORTIOKIN!
Ty: Austin we still can't understand you...
A: -Sighs- lever rind.
U: -looks at map- Pablo your proportion is off...
A: -Face palms-
P: You know what? forget the stupid map We should skate to the Blue one!
M: Did somone say map?
T: NO Go away!
M: Ok if you ever need me just say Map!-zzzzzzzz-
U: The pink one is The way to go!
T: YELLOW!
U: Pink!
A: Low mother... Frys?
Ty: The orange one is still the closest!
T: SHUT UP TYRONE NO ONE ASKED YOU!
U: NO ONE ASKED YOU TASHA!
T: WHO MADE YOU BOSS UNIQUA?
A: FRYS!
U: What is it Austin?
A: Fly donut week plate rover toot flat grain dough fun?
T: Oh for goodness sakes, did you two have to invent those things?
P: We didn't know they would do that!
U: Our inventions don't normally malfunction like that!
Sh: -various clicking sounds-
Ty: Hey look it's sherman!
U: Sherman the worman, What are you doing here?
Sh: -chirping-
Ty: Sherman said that he can understand what Austin's saying!
P: How is that going to help?
T: -rolls eyes- Think about it Pablo Tyrone understands what sherman is saying and if Sherman understands what Austin is saying Tyrone can translate!
P: Oh...
Ty: What did Austin say a minute ago sherman?
Sh: -chatters-
Ty: Austin Can you please repeat what you said?
A: Fly donut week plate rover toot flat grain dough fun?
Sh: -Clicks and chatters-
Ty: Austin said why don't we skate over to that rainbow one?
U: -Looks at rainbow point- Why the rainbow one Austin?
A: Yell Tart dove pit fizz licking pout hike lay candle hand tieown pan bruse fit goo burn poor measly {Translated} Well part of it is sticking out like a handle and Tyrone can use it to turn more easily!
Ty: that certainly is convieniant, Thanks Austin!
A: Door Well comb!
U: Don't need sherman to translate that one!
P: Ok Lets go!
Sh: -climbs onto Tyrone's shoulder-
Ty: ok-gulp- I-I'm ready
-Backyardigans sing a slightly altered version of I gotta go go go to tone Dora out-
T: I'm out in front I've got the speed I love it when I'm in the lead I gotta go go go go go go.
I sure hope Dora doesn't catch up with us! I gotta go go go go! you can't go fast if you go to slow so go go go go go!
P U: We're not in front we're close behind but we'll catch up just give us time We gotta go go go go go.
U: Tasha sure is a good skater!
P: Yeah I bet she'll be the first to turn!
We gotta go go go you can't go fast if you go to slow so go go go go go!
A: Dime fin duh sack Dime fin duh deer Pie wrote live pup Pie lever hear Pie notta low low low low low! Soy Pie fish Pie good knock dorm lilly...
(Translated by Tyrone and sherman) I'm in the back I'm in the rear I don't give up I never fear I gotta go go go go go! Boy I wish I could talk normally...
Ty: -skates beside Austin- whoa. Austin why didn't you finish the song?
A:...
T: here it comes-grabs handle on rainbow diamond and turns sharply-
U: Ok -turns and follows Tasha-
P: Woo hoo!
A: ...
Ty: Whoaa- trys to grab the rainbow diamond to turn. but slips and falls and continues sliding through the hole- Heeeeeeeelllp!
D: come on boots! -follows Tyrone-
B: Don't worry Tyrone we'll save you!
P: Tyrone forgot to turn!
U: Pablo.
P: Tyrone forgot to turn and Dora followed him!
T: Pablo?
P: Now we have to follow them and help we are never gonna lose Dora! -covers eyes-
U: T: PABLO!
P: Yeah?
T: I know we don't want to follow them but we can't leave Tyrone alone with Dora the dumbell!
A: -nods in agreement-
U: Well what are we waiting for? come on!-skates into hole-
Ty: Owwww -looks around- hey this is the center of the earth!
D: There he is-takes off skates and runs to Tyrone-
B: We found the Center of the earth!
And now A message from our sponsers
-A raft with four colored hippos appeared in the water-
Hungry hungry hippos! Hungry hungry hippos!
Hungry hungry hippos! Hungry hungry hippos!
They love to eat all day!
Hungry hungry hippos!
The one who gobbles up the most marbles wins!
must be 18 years or older to order ...
T: -lands on the beach- I thought they were going to get rid of that stupid commercial break...
U: Apparently they offered nick so much money they couldn't refuse.
P: I'm glad you don't work for them Tasha -big grin-
T: -hits Pablo on the head-
P: OWWWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
T: ARE YOU STUPID WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD EVER WORK FOR THEM!
P: -very quietly- it was just a joke...
T: -Hits Pablo on the head again- DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!
P: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
U: ...Pablo I told you before that she-...
P: -rubs head- I know I know but I thought you were only joking...
A: Cook!-points at a dinosaur that has Tyrones lucky penny-
Ba: Hello there it's me Barney.
P:...Why is that dinosaur purple?
A: HAY!
P: Austin you said something normal!
A:-shakes head-
U:...that thing is Creepy...
Ba: Is this your penny?
U: No it belongs to our friend Tyrone...
Ba: Oh Friends are great friends so important they make the world go round friends are fun at school or on the playground friends are there to help each other when one is feeling sad being friends is very special be a friend and you'll be glad!
P: O-kay... Can I have the penny please?
Ba: Here you go!
U: Thanks...
Ba: you're Welcome. -starts singing again-
I love you
You love me We're a happy family With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too?
I love you You love me We're best friends Like friends should be With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too?
A: O_o
T: That has to be the Creepiest thing I've ever seen...
U: You can say that again...
T: Ok, that has to be the Creepiest thing I've ever seen...
...
Ty: O_O Those hippo's creep me out, I certainly am glad that Tasha doesn't work with them...
D: -turns to no one in particular- Do you see Tyrone's friends?...neither do I.
B: -Whispers somthing to Dora-
D: Not now Boots!
U: Tyrone?
Ty: UNIQUA!
P: Tyrone!
T: Oh for goodness sakes-rolls eyes-
P: I found you're penny!
A: -crosses arms-
T: Ahem!
P: Uh...Heh Heh I mean we found it...-smiles nervously-
Ty: My Penny!
(Weird music starts playing)
D: Do you here that?...That Sounds like Swiper!
B: Oh no he's gonna try and swipe the penny!
Ty: No not My penny!
D: do you see Swiper?...-turns head-...
S: -walks towards Tyrone-
D: B: Swiper no swiping swiper no swiping swiper no
S: -swipes lucky penny and throws it- You'll never find it now :)
Ty: MY PENNY!
NOTE I do not own the Backyardigans or Dora or Barney or the old Hungry hungry hippos commercial!