Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran or else by now little Haruhi and Tamaki babies would rule the world.
Warning: Foul language and some things that were probably in "Anaconda" that kids know because of our horrible world. Read this or else you would probably end up tramatized. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Chapter 4:
THE COSPLAY CONTEST THAT KINDA RESEMBLES THE "HARUHI BEACH INCIDENT!" (last part. also, this is going to be a series. posting FMA sequel to this today. features her athletic lil sis. EdxOC. don't know what title going to be. suggestions in reviews pls.) *Part 4*
"Whatever! We're leaving! Bye guys!" Renge and I exited the building, not knowing that the host club was going to stalk us while at the anime convention.
~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY SESAME STREET: "SUNNY DAYS CAME ALONG, CLOUDS AWAY..."~
"Hey! Look at that awesome Lala~ costume! Oh, there's a Yoko Katsume too! Eeee!" God, who's worse: me or Renge? Me? Oh. Okay. I'm going to hug an Alphonse body pillow now. But those costumes are swagalicious! The convention was sold out, and I got VIP tickets last second when I mentioned Renge's name. Blackmail. I saw a bunch of Inuyashas, a small group of females cosplaying as Levis (creeps.), some people as different anime characters, and other stuff too. I guess other animes are animes here but in that anime OHSHC is an anime. ANIMECEPTION! Oh. MY. FUDGING. OKRA. THEY HAVE 5 DIFFERENT PANELS! ONE IS AN COSPLAY CONTEST/INTERVIEW! YASSSS!
"RENGE! WE NEED TO ENTER THAT FREAKIN COSPLAY CONTEST! PLUS IT HAS AN INTERVIEW WITH THE CREATORS AND VOICE ACTORS OF YOKO KATSUME, MATCHMAKER! EEEEEEE!"
"TOTES! I WANNA GET AN AUTOGRAPHED POSTER OF THE CAST!" We thanked her cab driver (her dad owns taxi companies, and yeh. basically everything.) and happily (crazily.) ran off, took pictures with some cosplayers, chatted with cosplayer gurus, and waited in line to get in.
"Ugh, it doesn't open til an hour later?! Renge, why did you want to go to KrystalKon when we could have marathoned Yoko Katsume, Matchmaker? I have to be home by 11, you know! And I know that you would want to look at everything, and I understand and stuff, but why?"
"WHAT! I'VE ONLY BEEN TO ONES IN KYOTO AND OSAKA!THE ONES IN FRANCE ARE TOO BORING AND STEREOTYPICAL! ALSO THE KYOTO ONE WAS TOO CROWDED AND I DIDN'T GET VIP PASSES! THE OSAKA ONE HAD TOO MANY DRUGGIES AND THUGS TRYING TO GET TO ME AND IT WASN'T FUN AT ALL BECAUSE THEY CLOSED DOWN MOST OF THE PANELS!"
"Okay, I'm sorry I've ever asked. Hey, have you felt like you were at the right place at the wrong time?"
"Mhmm. One time I saw a 50% sale of all Yoko Katsume character figurines and I went in, and there was a fight going on. I tried to sneak past the 2 but they dragged me into their fight. In the end, a poopy-doop got the last Mikashi and I wanted it for my limited edition collection. Does that count?"
"I guess so. But hey! We could get one for you if they have a stand! Was it the Mikashi with the voodoo love doll and the box of chocolates?"
"No, it was the one with him in the uniform for the dating place and the heart , have you've seen the last episode? The one when they went to the sado (1) and used the black maneki-neko's (2) bell to bring peace to the ghosts that died 500 years ago to marry them off? It was soooo sad! Being separated from your love for over 500 years is torture!"
" I agree. Even I,a hater of love, can't stand being lonely for that long." Oh my anime gods, am I going to turn into a Mary Sue now? I looked around, seeing a-OH SHITTY POOP. AN ASK AN ANIME CHARACTER PANEL! WITH OH HOLY GOD OF HELL! EDWARD ELRIC, YOKO HATSUME, ROY MUSTANG, ERZA SCARLET, EREN YEAGER, MIKASHI YOSHIKA, AYUMI KYOKO, NATSU DRAGNEEL, AND FUCK YAS! FREAKING MASAOMI! MY FUCK GODS WE NEED TO GO THERE!
" Renge, what time is it?"
" Um, it's around 5-ish. Why?"
"Oh, then that means it should allow us in by now. Come on, we HAVE to get in line and explore! How about we stay here until 10 or 9:30? It's enough time to go to a couple panels, a meet-up, and still have about 1 to 2 hours left worth of exploration time!"
"Sounds good! Hey, wanna go to the ask an anime character panel, then the Yoko Hatsume, Matchmaker meet-up/interview, and then clash and sign up for the cosplay contest? Winners get an award and certificate of certification AND 3 tickets to next year's convention, which is in Tokyo! We are going to be so lucky if we win because the one in Tokyo would be already sold out by now since it's next January and plus, it's going on for a week with different panels everyday, gaming samples of the new updates for Uki-Doki Memorial, and more! I heard that it's going to be the biggest one for the ENTIRE YEAR OF 2007!" People, we're in the anime. Sorry, I mean ME. Anime year is always the year you start off on, unless it's a time-skip or different season. Little tid-bits here and there for you pigeons. Gosh, the crumbs have to be JUST RIGHT.
"AWESOME BOOTY-HAWT-TOOTY! REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO PAY ME BACK WITH ANIME POSTERS AND FIGURINES LATER! LET'S BLOW UP THIS POP STAND!" Some people glared at us when I started speaking. Hey, it's not my fault I can talk! Okay, fine. Maybe it is. Maybe I should shut up now.
~Hikaru's POV~ (I know you guys wanted this~)
"Milord, why are we exactly following the 2 people we could care less about?"
"Shh! Seika helped us with the host club today and I want in about what this animal convention is that commoners do!" Milord, can you not fucking see that Haruhi wants to go home and cook hot pot and that even Mori-senpai (3) isn't interested?! Oh of course not, becuase you are SO MOTHERFUCKING DENSE AS A ROCK INSIDE OF ANOTHER ROCK!
"Now, now Hikaru. No need to cuss. Daddy needs to experience the true meaning of "I don't care." Oh I completely forgot that Kyoya is a mind reader.
"Sempai, it's an anime convention, not animal convention. It's basically us Japanese creating TV shows for all ages and people love it so much they created a social event based around it. It has interviews with the voice actors, cosplaying dance battles and chess matches, different stands that you can buy posters and other merchandise, and much more. Conventions are usually several days long, giving people a chance to snag a ticket on the day that they can go or the last day if the rest are sold out. Apparently Renge and Seika-san (4) got tickets on the opening day, which is very rare for them. But then again, Renge is the blackmailing queen." Haruhi sighed, looking down on her cat onesie (5; not Japanese but who care) that we disguised her in. Why did she have to be so cutesy in it?~
"My darling daughter is soooooo KAWAII (6) WHEN SHE SPEAKS GIBBERISH THAT COMMONERS ONLY SAY!~" He proceeds to glomp on her, but Haruhi threw a surprisely good punch at him. When did Haruhi find time to practice self-defense? Oh yeah, Hunny-senpai.
"Mommy! Our daughter abused me, her own father! Help me!" I thought he stopped that act. Oh well, nothing can stop the King of Denseness.
" Daddy dear, it's nothing to whine about. She IS still going through puberty. I know you wish every night at your shrine for her to look more feminine (i.e. bigger cup size, into girly stuff)." I blushed a tomato red and Haruhi looked embarassed, and proceeded to back away from our "king."
"Sempai, would YOU tell me more about the "shrine?"
"Um-Uh-Gah-berwbfivbeisfjbkbsjvnjnjnvj-" Cool. He turned to nothingness. That's a new move. We'll call it-
"Hey, brother. Tono (7) created a new move. We should call it-"
"The "Edward Elric." (did you see what i did there? did ya? did ya? if not, Ed and Tama are both voiced by the amazing Vic in the Eng. dub :P) I looked away for a sec and saw myself staring from a distance away, cold, playful gray eyes, staring right back at my amber orbs.
~Back to MY POV!~
What in hellish anime? Did I just see Hikaru and the gang? My eyes AREN'T playing tricks on me, I have perfect vision. I get that they WILL and WANT to stalk members of the host club, but why are they interested in Renge? ( you're dense.) They PRACTICALLY HATE THE SWEET OTAKU THAT I KINDA TURN INTO IN FANGIRL MODE! (you should be smart.) They- (that's it. no looking in your dense as fudge thoughts anymore.)
"Hey! We're going in! Pay attention! Don't get left behind and not see all the wonders!" She grabbed my arm and sprinted through the crowd, making me look like a flopping black spagetti piece. When we stopped, I became the first human statue, gazing at all the decor, banners, and OMG! FAIRY LIGHTS! DEM SO SOY TUMBLR, VERY SOY TUMBLR! Enough gaping at stuff you can't afford. You know what? Put a timeskip here for me, would ya? I don't want peeps to get bored of my fangirliness. (good. i was about to get bored too. i also hate describing things.)
~TIMESKIP FOR GOD WHO KNOWS HOW LONG BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AMAZING BLACK HAYATE (8): "
"Ohh, looky here! The cosplay contest is starting! Seika, you're really fun, you know that? After this should we go to another panel or tour the place?"
"Another panel. Then we can grab some grub and then tour the place or order take-out while touring the place, but not the whole place since some areas won't allow food and drinks."
"Ohh goody! I always wanted to try fried chicken (9)! This should be a day to celebrate, don't ya think?"
"Yeah! Oh, by the by, what's the date today?"
"The date? Oh! It's the 14th day of November of 2006. That reminds me, you're transferring to Ouran tomorrow, right?"
"Yep! I've only been to public schools and homeschooled for 2 years because of family business, but I rather be at school than not be at school!"
"Cool! What are commoners' schools like?"
"Not as pristine as private schools, but some you have to wear uniforms but the ones I've been to you can wear anything that doesn't violate The Code of the 4 Bs!"
"What's that?"
"No back, boob, butt, or belly showing. And you can't wear sandals or flip flops. You can only wear-"
"WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL KRYSTALKON 2006! THIS YEAR'S COSPLAY CONTEST HAS MORE DIVERSE CATAGORIES SUCH AS HORROR ANIME, NEW10DO (read out loud) GREAT PUNCH SISTERS, AND MORE! REMEMBER TO ONLY VOTE ONCE PER CATAGORY;NO CHEATING OR SNEAKING IN ANOTHER VOTE USING A FAKE NAME OR VIOLATIONS OF CODE #1208! HAVE FUN AND STAY SAFE SINCE SOME OF THE COSTUMES HAVE FLAMMABLE MATERIAL OR WATER INSIDE! FIRST UP IS MAGICAL CATAGORY: GROUPS! THIS DUO WILL GRANT YOUR WISH WITH A PRICE. AN ORIGINAL DESIGN BY THESE GIRLS THAT ARE INFLUENCED BY THE HIT ANIME Oh! My Goddess!, HERE ARE RENGE AND SEIKA!" We walked up the stage, did some poses while people screamed in our ears and took video footage and pictures, then walked off.
"Whew! I was so nervous up there! I couldn't believed that so many people were watching!"
"I know, Renge! How do people maintain a poker face while being up there? Renge? Renge?"
"M-Mewp Pe!" I turned around to see Renge with a cloth over her face held be a person. I couldn't see his face since the lights backstage were slightly dimmed. Then I was held in the same position too. The cloth was heavily dosed with a sleeping drug. I heard a gruff but young voice say "Shh. Go to sleep little bitch. Go to sleep." The last thing I saw was Renge falling asleep. My eyelids then droopily closed, and I blacked out.
~Author's Note~
DUN DUN DUNNN! CLIFFHANGER! NO? NO? FINE. I'M SORRY THIS WILL BE 5 ARTS INSTEAD BECAUSE I PROCRASINATE LIKE A BOSS! AND YES, THERE WILL BE A FMA SEQUEL FEATURING HER LITTLE SISTER LIV BEING PAIRED WITH EDDY BOY HERE! THE FOLLOW-UP OF TGWTNB FEATURES MADDIE'S/SEIKA'S FRIENDS AND THEN THE HOSTESS CLUB POV THAT RENGE AND SEIKA FOUNDED! THEN THERE WILL BE ANOTHER FOLLOW-UP FOR THE SEQUEL WHERE EDO-BEAN TRAVELS TO OUR WORLD! AND THERE'S ALSO A PREQUEL THAT I WON'T SPOIL BECAUSE IT WILL SPOIL THE PLOT FOR THE 1ST FOLLOW-UP AND IT WILL SPOIL SOME SECRETS. SO IN TOTAL THIS SERIES WILL HAVE 6 FANFICS IN TOTAL AND THEN I'LL HAVE NO LIFE BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANY GOOD IDEAS EXCEPT FOR THE LAME FRUITS BASKET FANFIC WITH NO PAIRING WHAT-SO-EVER. NOW ON TO THE TRANSLATIONS BEFORE I GO TO EL POLLO LOCO!~
Japanese Transalations:
(1) sado- Japanese tea ceremony
(2) meneki-neko- one of those cats you see at restaurants with the waving hand thingy; brings good luck
(3) senpai- a respectful way to call someone older than you; not to be mistaken by SENSEI; also spelled sempai but for females (i spell it either way for everything :P)
(4) blank-san- a way to call someone close to you; similar to blank-chan but different meaning
(5) onesie- a cute version of a hoodie and jumpsuit hybrid created by geniuses
(6) kawaii- an overused word that means "cute"; pronounced KA-WA, not KA-WA-EE (don't look, sound, act, or taste like a noob. wtf?)
(7) tono- boss, lord; used in a sarcastic way
(8) Black Hayate- Riza Hawkeye's dog; FMA reference
REFERENCES:
Yoko Hatsume, Matchmaker- a fake anime I created; plot is about a girl name Yoko Hatsume that takes over her aunt's matchmaking business after her aunt dies
KrystalKon- a fake anime or anything geeky sorta type of convention
(P.S. PART 5 DEFINITELY UPLOAD BEFORE CHRISTMAS, NO PROCRASINATING, I SWEAR!)