~Announcement~
Hey guys! Since NO ONE took the time to correct my mistake of putting Chapter 5 INSTEAD OF CHAPTER 4 *glares at Maddie*, I'm COMPLETELY SORRY! AND...HEY! THIS IS OUR FIRST Q&A! And I think some of them are still drunk from the New Year's Party that they had WITHOUT ME! *glares at them* Anyways, Maddie, my other OCs, and Mori are on trash duty since they are not completely drunken idiots. Besides, who got beer in the first place?! We are all minors here! Anyways, let's check up on them with the nifty hidden camera I placed! *types in random code to unlock footage*
Maddie: *sighes* I wish I was somewhere else, not picking up trash or cleaning up barf...*uses scooper to pick up candy wrappers*
Mori: Hmm. (Translation: It's my fault that Mitsukuni got drunk...)
Kayla: Why am I even here? Humph. At least I got my least favorite outfit on. I can get this shit dirty any way I want. *delicately picks up beer bottle*
Sasha: Don't complain, this is a GREAT way to clear your mind! *optimisticly empty trash can*
Kayla: Yeah, while smelling the great aroma of barf and hearing drunk people make Star Tree references.
Margo: It's Star TREK. Kayla, get with the geeks.
Kayla: I'm ALREADY WITH GEEKS, GEEK.
Margo: Even though we're friends, I have to do this every so often. *sings "Never Gonna Give You Up like a drunk person*
Kayla: OH HELL NO! *dumps trash on Margo*
Margo: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE!
Drunk Person: Never...Hic...Gon...Na...TELLALIEANDHURTYOU, BABY! *raises beer bottle*
Kayla and Margo: OH SHADDUP! *throws beer bottle at him*
Maddie: Humph. Even though I'm not the "mom" of the group, Margo, aren't YOU supposed to be THE MOM?
Margo: What? I was trying to give Mrs. I want Ryan Gosling here a lesson. Humph.
Kayla: Yeh, but yeh homie ain't doggin around with brownies...
Margo and Maddie: Are you suggesting that Margo's high?
Kayla: Whaddya think, Bob Marley?
Margo and Maddie: *facepalms*
Okay...*logs out of laptop* Once they're done, we will have our Q&A! YAY! Now let's just wait...*logs on another laptop* What? I'm watching FullMetal Alchemist! Hey, get me a gallon of Coke, 2 big boxes of prewashed blueberries, and a lounge chair, please. Hey HEY HEY! DON'T YOU GO! NOO-Fine. I'll get it myself.
~After 6 Hours~
Me: Is everyone here?
The OHSHC Cast and my OCs: Yes.
Me: Is everyone not drunk anymore?
The OHSHC Cast and my OCs: Yes.
Me: Then let's get this show on the road! And also, whoever got beer for the party, don't do that again or else we will debone you and stick you onto a stake and-
Maddie: Yes, we get it. You will torture them to death.
Me: In other words, what she said. And I'm not kidding. SERIOUSLY.
The OHSHC Cast and my OCs: *gulps*
Me: So, who would like to do the first question? *Maddie raises hand* Okay, then. You first, Mad-Seika. It makes sense, after all.
Maddie: Okay then. *clears throat* The First Q&A question is...HEY! DRUMROLL! *drumroll* Thank you. The first question is from...*drumroll* no one...how depressing...PEOPLE SEND QUESTIONS! WE REALLY NEED SOME FOR ENTERTAINMENT! Thank you. Anyways, we luckily have some questions prepared for ourselves! *everyone cheers* So, first question is for...AUTHOR LADY! Huehuehuehue...this question's good...
Me: Let me see! *looks at question* Holy fuck.
Maddie: What are your TOP 5 ANIME CRUSHES? *grins evilly*
Me: Fine. 1. Edward Elric 2. Hikaru Hitachiin 3. Kisshu/Dren 4. Monkey D. Luffy 5. Natsu Dragoneel *goes to emo corner*
Maddie: Wow. Never expected 4. and 5. Why not Grey?
Me: Cause I always fall for the hot-headed, can eat a lot, and sarcastic just scream attractive to me...
Maddie: Okay? Next question for...*drumroll* Author Lady again? Hey, did you write all the questions for yourself?
Me: Yeah...
Maddie: Fine then. We will answer your questions with our answers. I guess I'll go. Hey, Margo, wanna read it?
Margo: Sure. This question once belongs to Author Lady but now belongs to...*drumroll* Maddie! This question asks: What are your TOP 5 Worst Anime You Ever Watched?
Maddie: 1. Mermaid Melody 2. School Days 3. Sword Art Online 4. Fairy Tail 5. High School of the Dead I mean, SAO became naturally worse, Mermaid Melody was worse from the beginning, School Days can't even fucking stay in one catagory, High School of the Dead defies gravity with boobs, and Fairy Tail is like a ripoff of One Piece and Naruto combined together!
Margo: Okay then. Who wants to answer the next question? I guess me. Hey, Glasses, can you read the next question?
Kyoya: Certainly. My name's Kyoya, not Glasses. Ahem. The question asks: What was the main idea behind The Girl with the Notebook?
Margo:...I have no fucking clue. *I pop up*
Me: I do!~ *everyone facepalms* What? No one sent any questions. Anyways, when I came up with the plot, it was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THIS PLOT. It has the main character with the same name, but it was more or less based around SAO, since I just finished SAO before my trip to Europe. And since it was a 20-day trip, I gathered (stole) notepads from hotels and jotted down my ideas. And then I was thinking: What if I got with Hikaru?
Maddie: Hey!
Me: Sorry. That was before my infatuation with Edward Elric. And then, BAM! It branched out into this crazy shit! So for the remainder of the trip, I thought out every detail, and every night before I go to sleep to wake up at 6AM to go look at some stupid church, I went over the plot again and again. I didn't write it down, though. AND I had time (i.e. 7 more days) to think about the sequel. I was thinking: What if OHSHC comes into our world? Fuck that. What if Maddie goes back, only this time it's a crossover? Fuck that. What if she brings her friends, but it's a regular fanfic? FUCK THAT SHIT. I IGNORED THAT. I decided it would be a comeback, with her friends, tons of drama, AND a crossover. How to deal with that? WRITING MORE. AND No, I think Grey-Eyed Beauty and the FullMetal Beast is like a Part Two of the trilogy, with it's own storyline similar to this story, except MORE ACTION! MORE CUSSING! AND MORE OF HER SISTER! THAT'S RIGHT! THIS TIME IT'S HER SISTER! Ahem. Anyways, I should shut up before I say any SPOILERS!
Maddie: I read it. And...WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT SHE SNOOPS AROUND IN MY ROOM?! WHY ARE YOU NICER TO HER?!
Me: It was supposed to be a secret. Oh well, cat's out of the bag.
Alphonse: Nooo! Kitty! Don't run away! Brother is just mean! *runs towards cat*
Me: Al, why are you even here?
Alphonse: Oh, wrong Q&A. Sorry! *runs back into portal*
Me: Anyways, I'm nicer to her because she's a sweetheart, unlike some people *glares at Maddie* , and the world of FMA is harsher then the world of OHSHC, so I'm there to guide her. You, on the other hand, I'm just there to annoy you.
Maddie: WHY YOU-
Me: Before things get out of hand, this is the end of our first Q&A. Be sure to send in questions that we can answer! Or at least Truth or Dare ones! *everyone glares at me* What? I'm planning to do that. Wait! Kyoya, why do you have a DeathNote? Mori, why do you have a harpoon? Maddie, why do you have a butcher knife? Oh god...Fuck me...*screams*
-Sorry. Author Lady cannot do ending. Anyways, this is Usa-Chan and Kuma-Chan, signing out for her. *logs off of laptop*