~Announcement~
Hey guys! This is a continuation of the celebratory chapter for 1,000 views, which I know. It's late! I mean, we're almost to 4,000 views because of YOU GUYS, not me! I really truly do appreciate that! Thank you for that kind gift out of nowhere! So again, thanks so much! Also, reviews are greatly appreciated! I LOVE constructive criticism, so please leave some! Anyways, onto the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC or else crossovers would happen occasionally, especially with Fruits Basket, FullMetal Alchemist, and The Wallflower.

Warning: Explicit language and themes suggested. Leave now if you have a fear of cussing or pop culture references. You have been wa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T DO THE SEROUS VOICE! I'M SO SORRY! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Why did we trust her in the first place?...) (OWWW! CHARLIE FROM CHARLIE'S ANGELS BIT MY FINGER, ERICA!) (I have the duct tape ready. Where is he?)

Chapter 6:

Witches and Bitches, Bubble and Brew, Necromancy and Fuck Alois Clancy, This Title is too shitty poop. And long... (This one shows something special; Don't worry, after 1 or 2 chapters the Black Magic Club is going to show up again :P)

"Good. Because you passed! Welcome to the club! Remember to attend our newcomers' ritual!~" He started doing a weird swoochy dance with Beelzenef, of course. Now, since Author Lady didn't come AT ALL TO HELP ME THIS CHAPTER, this is the end. AUTHOR LADY COME BACK!

~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY TOY STORY: "A psychological horror involving toys and a paranoid kid for kids! Rated PG for Parents aGree!"~

"And here are your official black cloaks and Beezlenef dolls!~ I hope you enjoy the activities as much as we do! Today we're talking about fashion! Specifically occult club cloaks and the different materials!" Nekozawa clapped his hands happily, while we put on our cloaks. For some weird reason I feel as though I'm wearing the invisible cloak from Harry Potter...Meanwhile Ayumi is most likely dying of fangirling since I can hear her gasping and giggling from 1 foot away.

"Yes we will, Nekozawa-sempai!~ I'm very cursed to be in this club with you!~" I'm scared of her now. Don't tell me she's worse than Yuno Gasai. (She is probably worse than God knows who.) Jesus imposters? (You mean hippies? No. No offense to all the hippies out there. Totally love what you're doing, being environmentally friendly and stuff. Cool beans.) Okay...ANYWAYS! We went to the main room, seeing all the club members look at up at us. They evilly smiled (Translation: They smiled.) and shuffled over here with their Beezlenef puppets (Translation: They walked and smiled with their cat puppets to them.).

"Welcome to the Black Magic Club. Make yourselves at home." One of the girls (I think she's the ONLY girl here. Oh yeah, she wasn't shown in the anime but instead the manga...) Good to know. Anyways, she came up with a few long strips of paper that I think are fortunes/curses that you can get at the shrines on New Year's.

"Here are fortunes for each of you. You will get your wish granted but it will make the one you curse unlucky. Use it wisely." I took a strip and turned it over. In neat Japanese calligraphy, it says:

Creature of Neutrality,

Curse One Befalls

Curse Two Be Free

Curse Three Be Lost

Curse Four...

BE GONE

That is so weird. I'm actually really scared at this meaning like someone's going to kill me. And how did it know the nickname that Nekozawa gave me? (I don't know but I'm really scared too. I don't get what it's trying to say.) I gulped and ignored the scary as fuck message, and looked over at the grinning Ayumi.

"What did you get?" She beamed brightly and giggled. Ayumi handed me the strip happily, like she got the jackpot.

"Just...Look! Hehe!" I looked at it. It was smudged in the corner, most likely by Ayumi's thumb. I tried to decipher the message since my Japanese was only basic. I was dismayed that I could read the hiraganas clearly, like how I would read English. Maybe when I got here it switched my language? It says:

May one have the soul of darkness and pure curses,

May one have the soul of lust and insanity,

May they intertwine together peacefully as one,

May as they are one they make love

Wait. Does that mean Ayumi is going to bang with Nekozawa? Cause she's got lust and insanity, alright. I handed it back to her as she gleefully speaks.

"Do you know what this means?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?! EEEEE!" I covered my ears from the pig squealing and adjusted my cloak. It's a bit long, I shall say, but oh well. I'll fix it tomorrow in Home Ec if I can.

"That you're going to hook up with Nekozawa?" She blushed heavily and put a finger up.

"SHHHH! DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD! EVERYONE'S GOING TO HEAR!"

"But you just said-"

"SHHHHH!" Okay. She's one of those "shut up even though I told you to talk" people. Good to know. GOOD TO FUCKING KNOW.

"Come on! Stop dragging! Let's explore, shall we?" I grabbed her hand excitedly and ran to the shelves of books on black magic, necromancy, witchcraft, and OMG! ALCHEMY! HAHAHAHA! LIV WOULD'VE GRABBED THAT IN A HEARTBEAT!

"Haha! Liv..." Ayumi looked over questionably, then back at the books.

"Why are you laughing? Who's Liv?" Oh shit. I'm in deep water. She's going to find out. LIE LIE LIE! (Tell her a half truth or something. I'm actually shocked that I sometimes help you.) Fine.

"Because my sister Liv she is OBSESSED with this anime that has to do with alchemy. See? Look at this book!" I held it out to her, and Ayumi grabbed it with glee. She skimmed through the pages, then stopped at this page with a bunch of transmutation circles and a foreign language?

"Look! This is Wiccan, the sacred language between all users, but mostly among witches! I can read a few words here and there, but it mentions something about Creatures of Neutrality? Isn't that what Nekozawa-sempai called you? He practically worships you like a god or something!" I lifted up my hood to get a better look. Gosh, it's so dim in here! Oh well, better get used to it sooner, bitch. I grabbed a candle stand and held it closer to the book. Let's see...GAH! I CAN'T FUCKING READ THIS CHICKEN SCRAP OF A FUCKER! Wait a minute, why do I have this sudden feelng to say this?...(Say what?)

"Let's check the other books about Creatures of Neutrality. I think this has something to do with me. And I think Nekozawa isn't crazy." This could be it. This could be the answer to escape this anime. This could be my holy light.

~Author's Note~
I left this on a cliffhanger because I was too lazy to write the rest. :P Don't worry, the Host Club will be featured soon. I qassure you. This is BlackMidnightWhite, signing out. BYE!~