Chapter 5
"So when do you think the chunnin exams are going to be?" I asked Alasia. We were eating ramen with team seven. It was Naruto's idea and I backed it up with enough energy to rival anyone. (I too love ramen.)
While the other three were distracted- watching Kakashi and waiting for him to take off his mask- we were discussing about what we were going to do once things start happening.
"Soon I think."
"What should we do? We can't mess up the story but I don't want to just sit and watch either, you know?"
Alasia contemplated while she ate her ramen. "I think we shou-"
"What are you guys talking about?" Good God Sakura sure is nosy. And of course her question got the attention of the group. Crap. Think Joe what should you tell her.
"Well I was just telling Alasia that. . . I hate people who lie to themselves." BAM I look down to see Alasia on the ground laughing so hard that tears were coming out of her eyes. I help her up to her seat laughing with her. She gives me a high five.
"That hahaha was ahahaha awesome!" Alasia said in between laughs.
Everyone one looked confused as to why that was so funny. "I don't understand." Sakura said.
"You will one day." That was all we could say before we started to laugh all over again.
"Girls are weird" Naruto said before going back to eating.
"hn."
Kakashi just sighed.
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"So the plan is to help out with what we can while making sure that the story stays the same. We also shouldn't tell anyone or reveal what kind of jutsus we can do." Alasia said once we were back home. After lunch we trained some more on our own. We told Kakashi that we needed a brake so that we could get away. We wanted to see what we could-now that we confirmed we can do the basics naturally- do without spoiling any future stuff.
"Hey Alasia, I didn't see it when we were training alone, but When you fought Sasuke, your eyes glowed."
Alasia looked shocked. "I almost forgot! It's the same with you. Your eyes glowed just for a second right before you kick Naruto!"
"Aw don't tell me we have some eye technique thingy like the sharingan. Last thing I need is some weird connection the the Uchihas." I said in a winy voice. I looked up with my hand on my head and sighed.
"I know right. Although we would have a connection to Itachi. . . " I gave her a huge grin
"Tis true my friend. Now about the exams. Truth be told I wish I could beat the pedo up to a bloody pulp."
"Yeah I know. I do too but we can't get involved in that fight." I give Alasia my best puppy dog eyes "Can we at least give him a good kick in the balls?"
"I don't fall for that Joe, but I good kick shouldn't hurt, at least not the story" With that said evil grins were formed.
"I call it the 'Kick the pedo' plan!" I said as I punch my fist in the air
"Yeah!" *high fives*
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The next day Alasia and I were walking around down town from the hokage's office.
-Flash back-
"Hi Third! What's up?" Alasia and I were summoned to the Hokage's office early in the morning.
"I need to inform you both of some things." He had a serious look on his face. He was sitting in his chair leaning on his desk.
"I will be giving you your ninja rank."
Alasia and I looked at each other. We both forgot that we technically didn't have a rank.
"It has been decided that you both will be Jounin. I have had some ANBU watch you while you were here and have seen some of your abilities. The main reason though is because of the knowledge you two have. You two will be special intelegence Jounin."
"So I guess you had ANBU watching us, huh?" I asked
"Duh or he wouldn't know that we can do more than we let on. Third, is there anything else you want to tell us?"
"Yes, you both will be examiners during the chunnin exams"
-End Flash Back-
"Well things should be pretty interesting since we're examiners." I said while messing around with my new uniform. Third had given us the ninja uniform and head protectors.
"Yeah. I wonder what exams we will be looking over exactly. Remember there are three plus the preliminaries right after the-"
"GYAAAAA!"
"Was that. . . Naruto and . . . Konohamaru?" Alasia and I stopped walking and tried to listen for it again.
Two seconds later Naruto and Konohamaru with his team came running in front of us. Sakura was only a foot behind.
"Well that was interesting." I said while scratching my head.
"Why does that look familiar?" Alasia stood there pondering with her hand on her chin, her other hand on her hip. I shrug.
"Don't know."
"Ouch, That hurt!"
"Wait a second. . . was that. ." We look at each other then we ran to where the group had just gone. What we find are the sand simblings. Konkoro held Konohamaru by his shirt. Tamari was next to them.
"I remember this! This is where the sand siblings are first introduced!" Alasia exclaimed. We were hiding nearby watching everything happen.
"Oh right! We should stay out of it until the end. Can't mess things up right?"
"Right" So we decided to sit back and watch things unfold. We knew Sasuke and Gaara were going to show up before anyone gets hurt.
". . . I hate midgets. It makes me want to kill them." Konkoro said.
"Well I'm not involved." Tamari had a look of boredom plastered on her face.
"Hey!" Naruto went charging in when Sasuke threw a rock at Konkoro.
"Look right on time." I said to Alasia while pointing at Sasuke.
"Yeah which means Gaara should be showing up any second."
"What are you guys doing in our village?" Sasuke asked. He was sitting on a tree branch with one leg hanging off. He looked pretty nonchalant except his eyes showed just a hint of suspicion.
"Ah, another guy who pisses me off." Konkoro said with malice. He then let Konohamaru down.
"Get lost." Sasuke said in annoyance.
"So cool! Get him Sasuke!" Great. . . There goes the Sasuke cheering squad a.k.a Sakura *sweat drop*
"I wish Gaara would hurry up my legs are cramping!" I wined. We were both crouching behind a corner so we wouldn't be seen.
"He should be here any sec-"
"Stop it Konkoro, your embarrassing our village."
"Speak of the devil." I said. "About time!"
"My husband!" Alasia exclaimed. She is a huge fan of Gaara. Always has been. He is kinda like her anime crush so to speak.
Gaara was on the same tree as Sasuke but on a higher branch hanging upside down. He had his arms crossed and his face was absent of any emotion.
"Listen Gaara, They started it!" Konkoro said in a shaky voice. Both he and Tamari looked scarred. Well this is psycho Gaara right now.
"Shut up or I'll kill you."
Before I could think, my big mouth opened . . . again. "Well that's now way to speak to your brother!"
"JOE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
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Oh boy looks like Joe opened her big mouth again hahaha. Please leave reviews they are always welcome. :)
