~Announcement~
Hey guys! Today's VERY special, you know why? (Because you're finally nice?) SHADDUP! Today is VERY special BECAUSE OF...
TRUTH OR DARE CHAPTER! That's right, SOMEONE ACTUALLY sent in MULTIPLE TRUTH OR DARE QUESTIONS! Thanks so much to DolphinMermaidSparkle, who I'm doing a collab with for her fanfic, with is linked here:
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So yeah. This is actually a "little" crossover between Sweet Dreams, Otaku! and The Girl with the Notebook, so...THINGS GONNA BE CHAOTIC! Here it goes! LET THEM IN!~
Key:
Bold-Author Lady
Regular-TGWTNB Cast
Italics-SDO Cast
Author Lady: Hey yo!
TGWTNB Cast: Welcome to the host- er, Truth or Dare chapter! (Hunny: Is there cake?)
SDO Cast: Why are we even here...*sweatdrops*
Author Lady: So anyways, my good friend Dolphin-
Tamaki: YOU HAVE A DOLPHIN?! CAN I PET IT?~
Ed: Her friend's NAME is Dolphin, you dumbass!
Tamaki: Hmm...A tsundere type...YOU'LL BE THE PERFECT ADDITION TO THE HOST CLUB!~
Ed: HELL. NO.
Winry and Maddie: SHADDUP! LET THE POOR AUTHOR LADY TALK! *whacks on head*
Tamaki: *emo corner*
Ed: WHY YOU-*gets whacked again*
Author Lady: Can you drag them to the Kiddie Room for recovery? Thanks. Ahem. ANYWAYS, my friend Dolphin sent these questions, NO ONE ELSE, so...Yeah. PLEASE MORE REVIEWS! So, The Girl with the Notebook Cast, wanna go first?
Maddie: Hey reader, can you um, scroll down to see if my future self gets Chuck Norrised? Thanks. Also I hate bacon. *dodges stuff thrown*
Author Lady: Hey hey hey! No breaking the fourth wall! See?! Now the TV set's collapsed! Goddamit motherfucker...*presses Reverse Time button* Ahh, now it's better!
Maddie: Can we get on with the questions? I don't want to be stuck with THAT lunatic FOREVER. *points at Meicee*
Meicee: SHUDDUP BITCH! LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER!
Author Lady: Girls, either dress up in sexy Neko costumes and fight or take the Get Out Of Here Train and GET THE FUCK OUT! Ahem. Sorry about that. :) Anywho, who wants to start? *Meicee raises hand* Okay. Truth or Dare?
Meicee: DARE! I WON'T TELL NOTHING OF MY SECRETS TO NO ONE! I'M PUMPED! WHOOOOO!
Author Lady: Are you sure? This concerns your fear!~ Huehuehue...
Meicee: DOESN'T MATTER! COME ON AND SAY IT!
Author Lady: If you say so...*opens paper* I dare you to wear a pink, fluffy, girly dress for the rest of the chapter. *sees Meicee break down* Oh god...
Meicee: I HATE DRESSES! THEY ARE SOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE AND GIRLY! FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M FLIPPING TABLES! *starts flipping tables*
Ed: Can someone hold her down and knock her out? It would make SUCH a difference.
Jaquelin: MEICEE HUI-FANG! STOP FLIPPING TABLES AND SAYING THE F WORD!
Meicee: Don't. Fucking. Care. *continues to flip tables*
Tamaki: JOIN THE HOST CLUB!~
Hikaru and Kaoru: Aren't you supposed to be in the Kiddie Room?
Tamaki: But Mr. Ducky ran away from me to this room...*points at Chica*
CHICA: FIRST OFF, I'M A SHE! SECOND OF ALL, YOU ARE BATSHITCRAZY! THIRD, I'M A FUCKING FABULOUS CHICKEN! ADIOS, CUPCAKES!~ *walks away dramatically*
Tamaki: NOOOO! COME BACK, MR. DUCKY! *weeps in doom*
Hikaru and Kaoru: He made the same mistake to that poor, sassy chicken. Let's go back home and play TF2. *leaves the studio*
Author Lady: Welp, we just lost two contestants. Also, MEICEE! DO YOUR FUCKING DARE OR ELSE YOU HAVE TO BE RAPED BY FREDDY FAZBEAR! *Freddy creepily waves*
Meicee: Fine. But just ONCE, okay?! JEEHEZUS CHRISIST! *goes inside changing room* *comes out* THERE! Are you happy?! I ALSO PUT ON SOME MAID ACCESSORIES AND NEKO EARS FOR EXTRA NUGGETS! I'VE BEEN TOLD THERE WHERE MCNUGGETS AFTER! *pants loudly*
Ed: *blushes*
Hunny: Edo-Kun, based on your actions, you like Meicee, right? *stars at him cutely*
Ed: *blushes harder* NO NO NO! HELL TO THE FUCK NO! WHO WOULD LIKE THAT FLAT CHESTED PIPSQUEAK?!
Meicee: *blushes furiously* What did you call me, motherfucker?~ (She's using her cutesy voice)
Ed: N-Nothing...
Meicee: Good, cause either way YOU HAVE TO DIE! HUEHUEHUEHUE! *chases Ed around*
Ed: HELP ME WINRY!
Hunny: So you like Winry, then?
Ed: NOOO! I DON'T LIKE THAT DUMB BLONDE! (Hunny: Aren't you blonde too?)
Winry: SAVE THAT FOR YOUR FUNERAL! *chases Ed around with Meicee*
Author Lady: Ed, lead them out the GTFO Door. We need to get moving on the questions. Hurry, someone go!
Jaquelin: I'll go. I pick Truth.
Author Lady: Good. You got an easy one. If you could change ONE thing about yourself, what would it be?
Jaquelin: Hmm...Maybe my appearance because people with glasses look ugly? *Kyoya stares at her with a bitch face*
Kyoya: EXCUSE ME? I suppose that theory is QUITE INCORRECT, Miss. I have further proof as I present my 30-minute presentation on how glasses people ARE quite hot, or in this case attractive AND sexy. *pushes up glasses*
Maddie: Oh fuck, not another speech with Kyoya fanart...He already covered it in the limo on the way here...*facepalms*
Jaquelin: I do NOT need a speech about that, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. MEICEE! STOP CHASING EDWARD ELRIC! I KNOW YOU LI-
Meicee: *covers Jaquelin's mouth* SHE SAID NOTHING! SHE SAID NOTHING! STOP STARING! GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Kyoya: As seen here in Exhibit F, my abs and masculinity are better than Jacob's from Twilight, and my glasses make me much more of a sexy beast than a werewolf, let alone a vampire. Now here in Exhibit g, you ca-*gets muffled*
Author Lady: THANKS FOR SUCH A DEEP AND LOVING SPEECH, KYOYA! Can someone muzzle this guy?
Meicee: I would like to volunteer myself as a tribute. *whistles MockingJay song*
Author Lady: Yeah guys, stop spewing out stuff that's copyrighting!We can get fucking sued! Oh yeah, muzzle Kyoya so he becomes a Muslim. Bad pun, right? Anyways, just muzzle him.
Meicee: *salutes* On it. *proceeds to muzzle Kyoya*
Author Lady: Anywho, we only have time for one more question, so...volunteers? No? No. Okay then. I pick out of the Magic Box Hat Thingy, then. *picks out of Magic Box Hat Thingy* And I got...Meicee again. And um...Maddie.
Meicee: Truth. I don't want to wear another porn outfit.
Maddie: Dare.
Author Lady: Okay. Maddie, go surprise someone by yelling "TACOS!" in their ear.
Maddie: Okay. *walks up to Ed* TACOS MOTHERFUCKA!
Ed: HOW DARE YOU! I'LL MOTHERFUCK YOUR TACO! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?!
Maddie: I'm gonna be..HAHAHAHA! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH A TACO! HAHAHAHA!
Author Lady: Muzzle her too. Anyways, Meicee, you are the LUCKY CONTESTANT OF KISS, MARRY, OR KILL! THE RULES ARE SIMPLE: RESPOND ANY OF THE ANSWERS FOR THE CHOSEN PEOPLE BELOW! GOT IT? GOOD! FIRST UP: DIPPER PINES FROM GRAVITY FALLS. SECOND, THE NO-FACE FROM THE NO-FACE FANART FROM SPIRITED AWAY, AND FINALLY...YOUR BEST BUDDY AND BLONDE TWIN, EDWARD ELRIC! KISS, MARRY, OR KILL?
Meicee: Why do I get the embarrassing questions?...I MEAN, uhh...*blushing hard* I KNOW! HAVE A FOURSOME WITH THEM! THAT WAY I- ER, WE GET ALL THE FUN AND NO ONE WOULD BE JEALOUS! RIGHT?! RIGHT?! I'm just gonna go watch some EinShine videos now...*blushes furiously and scooches away*
Author Lady: And that's it! Let me know if you want more or not! Now the remaining people say bye to the readers and then GTFO OUT OF MY STUDIO!~ SAY BYE BYE!
Remaining TGWTNB Cast: Bye...(Kyoya:MMMMFMFMM!)
Remaining SDO Cast: BYE BYE BITCHES!~ Hope that we don't ever do this again...(Jaquelin: Bye. I'm leaving.)
Author Lady: This is BlackMidnightWhite, signing out. BYE!~