Hey sorry it took so long to udate. I was having computer problems. Here is the next chapter! I hope you enjoy! :D
Chapter 9
While no one was paying attention- I changed into said creeper with the transformation jutsu. Then I made a clone and had it change into Sasuke. I looked over at 'Sasuke' and did that stupid tongue thing Oro. does, you know the one where he licks his lips and looks at you like he wants to eat you, yeah that one. My Sasuke clone ran away while I chased him. Alasia covered her mouth to keep everyone from hearing her laugh. I changed back and canceled my clone before anyone noticed. At least that's what I thought.
"Oy you two! What the hell are you doing here!" Anko looked pissed. Everyone had gone into the forest already so it was sort of safe to talk. (can't tell too much you know?)
"You're a jounin you should know about us already and why we are here." Alasia said. Anko didn't scare her, not one bit and it showed in her face.
"Hmpf, special information Jounin, Joe and Alasia. Claim to be from another world and know what will happen in the future of this one because my world is . . . a book." She looked at us with one eyebrow raised with a hint of sarcasm in her voice.
"If you don't believe it then. . . hey Alasia wasn't she the student of Orochimaru?"
"Yep I do believe so. Oh and don't forget the cursed seal on the back of her neck. What was it called again?"
"The Cursed Seal of Heaven." Anko said with venom in her voice. "Fine I believe you. Back to my first question. Why are you here?"
"Third wants us to keep an eye on the genin taking the exam. He said he had a feeling that something wasn't right. Since we know what will happen, he sent us to keep an eye out." I informed.
"He knows we can't stop what will happen but we can lessen the blow when the time comes and that's exactly what we plan to do." Alasia added.
"Hmmmm. Next question. Joe what were you going to say when you first got here?" She gave me 'The Eye'.
"uuuuhhh wellll I was going to say. . . Dang it! I'm not allowed to say anything."
"Joe I think we can give her a hint. She should be able to figure it out." Alasia turned to Anko "Look out for the snake who steals the face of grass." ( Auther's note: if you don't remember Oro. stole the face of a genin from the grass village to sneak into the exam.)
She looked passed us, like she was thinking. We knew she got the hint when her eyes widened.
"Damn it! He was the creepy guy who gave me. . .UUUUUUUHHHGGGG! I have to go in there and stop him!" She then ran into the forest with us right behind her. Once we were inside we split up. Alasia told her that we need to take care of some things while she goes after Orochimaru and finds the grass genin.
"So we are going to find Sasuke, I suspect." I was running next to Alasia on the branches of the trees.
"Yeah when we find him, we find Orochimaru and eventually Kabuto as well."
Not too long after that, some smart one –note the sarcasm- decided to throw kunai at us.
"That's it who the bloody hell decided to throw kunai at us! Come out ya idiot!" I yelled.
"Oooo, temper. Hehehe" That creepy voice was all I needed to figure out who it was. It sent shivers down my spine.
"Well look who it is! Its Pedosnake, Pedobear's cousin!" Alasia said. That took my mind of off said pedo and made me laugh.
"Off to find a little boy are ya?" I asked in-between laughs. Orochimaru didn't look too happy, in fact he looked pissed.
"You two seem to know a lot. I could probably ussssssse you." Next thing we knew he spits out a snake that spits out a katana and starts attacking us.
"Not today body!" I yell. I block the katana with a kunai while Alasia cut off the snake's head. Just then a giant snake came from behind us and grabbed us, making it impossible to move.
"hehehe not so strong our we?" He had a look in his eye that screamed "I'm gunna eat you" It sent shivers down my spine.
"Alasia I'm using "That"."
"Go for it"
In an instant I activated my glowing eyes and found the weak spot on the snake. ( weak spots, genjutsus, and other things are reviled when glowing eyes is in use)
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" I looked over at Alasia to see her being squeezed by the snake and nocked unconscious. "Damn it! You'll pay for that you cree-" Before I could finished I felt a pain in the side of my neck and everything went black. The last thing I heard was "Another eye technique at my disposal."
When I finally woke up Alasia was kneeling next to me and was holding a Kunai to my throat.
"Oi, what are you doing!" I said.
"How do I know you're not Orochimaru?" She looked at me wearily. I could see the suspicion in her eyes.
"Are you serious! I was just knocked out for crying out loud!" She just continued to stare at me. It was obvious that she wanted conformation nonetheless.
I sighed and stood up. "I'm Joe, not Oro. I don't do that tongue thing." Then I stuck my tongue out at her with my arms crossed.
"Hahahahaha That's Mushu from Mulan! No way would Oro know that!" She then lowered her kunai. "Sorry just had to make sure."
"No prob. I figured as much. I don't need to check because you got the reference."
"Now what will we do? Stupid pedo. is after us!" I said. I threw my hand up in the air. That's when I felt the pain in my neck.
"Ow what the heck?" I put my hand to the spot where it hurt. My eye started to bulge out of their sockets when I remembered what Oro said before I was knocked out. Alasia immediately figured out what I was thinking and moved my hand for her to see.
"Ummm Joe. . . Shoot you're not going to like this but. . ."
"Just spit it out!" My heart was beating at an extremely fast rate. I was sweating buckets.
"Orochimaru left you . . . . a hicky" She backed away from me.
"He left that stupid seal on me didn't he Oh go-. . . HE WHAT!"
"He gave you a hicky." She started to laugh
"WHAT THE HELL! THAT CREEPY 50 SOMETHING YEAR OLD LEFT A HICKY ON MY NECK! DISCUTING!" I started crying anime tears "I want to take a shower"
While I was busy crying/whining, Alasia found a note on the ground. " Hey Joe take a look at this." She opened the note as I came over. She started to muffle a laugh.
"What did it say?" I gave her a confused look. She just shook her head and gave me the note.
I like them feisty and with an attitude.
- Orochimaru
I started puking then while Alasia just laughed her butt off.
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A week later
It has been a week since the encounter with Orochimaru. The second exam as well as the preliminaries has ended. It is now the month break before the final exam.
"I'm sooooo board!" I said. Alasia and I are walking around down town with nothing to do. "I mean everyone is getting ready for the next exam. Kakashi is training Sasuke, Naruto is training with. . ." My voice faded out when I realized that Jiraiya is here.
"What is i-" Alasia caught on to what I was thinking. We looked at each other with identical evil grins and set off running.
"I say we check the hot springs first" Alasia said. We both knew there was a high chance that he was "doing research"
"Diddo. Let's go!" As we were running up to the hot springs we heard some male voices.
"I do not know who you are but I will not forgive such shameless behavior!" When we arrived, we saw Ebisu attack none other than Jiraiya. The Sennin mumbles to himself and summons a toad. The toad sticks out its tongue and hits Ebisu knocking him out.
Jiraiya was sitting one the toad in a half indian style with one leg bent up instead of crossed. His arm was resting on the leg that was bent up.
"Man keep it quiet. Whacha gunna do if I get caught?"
We both facepalm. We kept in the shadows so that no one would notice us. (we tended to do that a lot)
"Who the hell are you?" Naruto had jumped out of the water landing right in front of Jiraiya.
"Glad you asked! I'm Mt. Myobokugama's Holy Master Sennin, also known as the Toad Sennin, remember it!" The toad then pooffed away and Jiraiya walked up to Naruto.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TRAIN ME!" Naruto yelled while pointing at Ebisu. Alasia and I chuckled.
"He asked for it. Can't mess with Jiraiya." Alasia said
"So true!"
"Couldn't be helped he was interrupting my work"
I just rolled me eye. Alasia sighed.
"Work?" Naruto looked confused.
Jiraiya then pulled out a copy of Ichi Ichi Paradise. "This!"
"AH THIS IS-"
"Hahaha you know my work" Jiraiya looked so excited.
"Wait for it haha" I whispered to Alasia
"I know about it! It's that nasty book!"
They two began to argue for a while until Naruto told Jiraiya to train him.
"No! I hate disrespectful brats and I hate men!"
"Look who's talking! He was just like this with third!" I stated
"oh yeah. . . TAKE THIS!"and Naruto did his sexy no jutsu.
"I LIKE YOU!" The sennin gave the blond two thumbs up.
In his most girly voice, Naruto asked," So will you train me?" He had sparkles in his eyes.
"Yes but on one condition. . . you must always be like that."
"Wait does he relies that that is his god son he wants naked in a girl's body? God I hope not." I looked over and saw Alasia shiver.
"I don't even want to think about it." Alasia said.
"You nasty pervert! That's all you are!"
"No its not true! I'm not just a pervert!"
Alasia and I look at each other.
"If he's not just a pervert then I'm a monkey's uncle" I said. Alasia shook her head
"Yeah right."
"I'm. . . and surper pervert!"
I couldn't contain my laugh. I ended up rolling out of our hiding spot and laughing out loud. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The look on Naruto's face Hahahahahaha!"
"JOE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO NOT OPEN YOU BIG MOUTH!"
Naruto and Jiraiya both looked at us with a mixed of surprised and confused looks.
"What, I didn't say anything that would get us in trouble." I pouted.
"Who are you gu-"
"Joe! Alasia! Can you guys help me with my training! This old pervert took out Ebisu sensei." Naruto said while pointing at said sennin.
I continued to laugh while Alasia talked. "No we can't." Naruto started to pout. "You should get the old pervert to do it. Trust me if you get his help you'll be strong!"
"Yeah it's true!" I added. Naruto started to get excited. He turned to Jiraiya.
"Train me please!"
Just then I got an idea. Why not give Jiraiya a hint about who Naruto is.
"Hey Jiraiya!" I called. He looked at me questionably.
"Joe what are you planning?" Alasia asked with suspicion in her voice.
"You'll see." I gave her a mischievous grin. "Jiraiya, don't you think this spikey blond hair of his reminds you of someone?" I asked while ruffling Naruto's hair.
"Oi, stop that." Naruto said
"Joe, he will figure it out after he learns his name. No need to give him a hint."
"hmmm." Jiriya looked at us with a 'I want to talk to you later' look. Then he turned is attention to Naruto. "Alright kid continue what you were doing in the water."
"Alright!" Naruto continued to try to walk on the water.
The toad sage walked up to us with a serious look. "Alright start talking. What do you know?"
Yay Jiriya's here! hahahaha
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