~Announcement~
Hey guys! Sorry for the long absence! I was busying binge-watching Noragami, maintaining my Aisaka Taiga-like reputation at school, repeating spoilers for DeadMan Wonderland to people, fangirling about the Ghost in the Shell and FullMetal Alchemist live-actions coming up, writing detailed reviews for anime and the shit, and (Maddie: STOP TALKING! WE WERE PREPARED FOR THIS CHAPTER WEEKS AGO! HURRY UP BEFORE WE FORGET OUR FUCKING LINES!) FINE! Anyways, HAPPY 5,000 VIEWS!~ We're currently at 5,690 views, which is soooo fucking crazy! Thanks again to the people of the fanfiction community and you guys! Without you guys reading this I wouldn't be here today. I'm serious. Seriously, without you guys I wouldn't be happy looking at reviews, cherishing the little good words sent to me, writing and actually doing research...NO! I would've watched YouTube and anime not for entertainment, but because I have a laptop, eating Pocky in my sleepwear! So thank you so much for this! It's probably the greatest thing I've received in my whole life, and I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart. I'm not saying this to get touchy-feely and shit, I ACTUALLY MEAN IT. SO THANK YOU ALL. Again, I-(Maddie: HURRY THE FUCK UP! WE ARE ON A DEADLINE! PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY THINK THAT THE PISSED OFF FANGIRLS GOT TO YOU ALREADY!) OKAY! Anyways, long story short, you guys are awesome and the shit! Remember, the poll for the sequel plots will be deleted a day or two after this chapter is posted, so hurry and vote! I'll link it down below! Enjoy the story and-(Maddie: HURRY!) AND SEE YOU GUYS SOON!
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Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC because I'm too poor and lazy to take the over $1,000 in my savings account. Yep. That's it.
Warning: Cussing and some mature themes suggested. Wait. Why do I put this warning when no one gives a fuck?!
Chapter 7:
The Truth about Seika (Maddie, or in some cases, as referred by the Author Lady, Shit-Faced Otaku.) *Part 1*
"Let's check the other books about Creatures of Neutrality. I think this has something to do with me. And I think Nekozawa isn't crazy." This could be it. This could be the answer to escape this anime. This could be my holy light.
Wait. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?! AUTHOR LADY, DID YOU CONTROL MY BODY AGAIN?! (No. In the last chapter I said, and I quote from a reliable source, *cough cough* *cough cough*. I said, "Say what, motherfucker?" Okay, the "motherfucker" part isn't true, but no. Why would I even use your body to say something stupid that I can use to my advantage?! Oh yeah, because I'm just like you, except my IQ is a "bit" higher. *insert Lenny face*) Oh yeah? What's your IQ? (184. The regular/average human has an IQ of 100-104. Yours?) 167. But! My IQ for anime is far more than that. It's 579 for my anime knowledge alone. BEAT THAT, BITCH! (Really? Have you hacked into the US government before? Have you worked on an elaborate project unknown to even the most superficial of all? Have you sent someone through a time loop or perhaps another dimension? Have you- *gets muffled my someone unknown* Sorry about that. "Author Lady," can you PLEASE not reveal our secrets?) Um, are you talking to yourself now? I know that you're into Sci-Fi and advanced technology, but now you're acting like a mental person. No, not even a mental person. You're acting like a MENTO! Oh no. Is Kayla's theory about the Mentos true?! (No, because your friend is a fucking non-otaku. Actually, she is one, but she's like that more so about...yaoi and anything with hot guys in it, even RWBY.) How did you?-Never mind. You can get info about anything and anyone out of nowhere. But yeah. She has a Free! poster of all the guys, Sata Kyooya from Wolf Girl and Black Prince, Mabuchi Kou from Blue Spring Ride...Oh god, is she becoming Kawaii-chan?! Oh no...Not another God of Poverty...(The references are to: Free!, Wolf Girl and Black Prince, Blue Spring Ride, Minecraft MyStreet, and Noragami, which I've recently finished marathoning. And yes, I only watched it for Yato. *drools*) God damn hot anime guys and their cuteness...CURSE YOU MANGAKAS FOR DRAWING THEM SO HOTLY!
"Umm, Seika-Chan? Is everything okay? You suddenly looked up and started drooling and umm..."female fapping." I quickly snapped back into reality and realized what I was doing, and blushed as red as freshly cut blood on a crimson rose, bathing in the shimmering moonlight. I'm never going to poetic ever again. I wiped my mouth and stopped picturing Hikaru for a second and-WAIT. If I was here, then does Hikaru count as an anime guy? Never mind.
"Y-Yes! Sorry about that! I was lost in my weird as fuck thoughts! Anyways, umm..." Fuck. What was I going to say?!
"I'll help you with your "Creatures of Neutrality research!" Besides, I don't really want to talk about clothing with anyone right now..." I looked over at the Black Magic Club, discussing about Gothic fashion, possibly arguing. I shuddered as I eavesdropped into their deep discussion.
~Eavesdropping~
"Hmm...Next time do you want to order the black silk again from India or China?"
"I've heard that floral Gothic designs are back in style because of Harry Potter!"
"Maybe we should do that! Make our own brand!"
"Then what should our crest be? A ritual skull? Transmutation circle?"
"No! Our crest should be...Beelzenef wearing our signature cloaks as a ritual skull serves as his shadow, and a transmutation circle in the back!"
"Yes! I shall call my father's company right away! We will have the silk in no time!"
"Huehuehue..."
"Huehuehue!"
"HUEHUEHUE..."
"HUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!"
~Eavesdropping...NOPE! BYE BITCHES!~
"Hello? Earth to Seika-Chan? Are you daydreaming again about Hikaru-Kun?~" I snapped back to Ayumi, then smiled.
"No! Who would think of such an ignorant bitch all day?!" (Says the person that draws him multiple times in a crummy notebook.) S-SHUT IT!
"You!~ Now let's start on this!~" We searched through books after books, almost taking the whole shelf down with us.
"Hurry! We still have the other rooms too!~ Hehe!~" Ayumi may be excited only because she's touching books Nekozawa possibly touched, and also because this is probably her strong suit. I sighed as I stood up and check the books on the next shelf over. This is going to be a long day. (Bye bitches. Gonna watch Free! Iwatobi Swim Club as I wait. Timeskip. I'm just gonna take this Pocky stick...AND EAT IT! *eats Pocky dramatically*)
~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY DELIVERY GOD YATO!: "24 hours, 7 days a week! Give me a call!~ It's 009-XXX-0XXX!~ 3"
Oh god. Now that we don't put translations and references we'll get taken down because of all the copyrighted stuff in this chapter. Sigh. Anyways, I'm currently organizing books by topic that Ayumi shockingly picked out under 2 hours. She zoomed through the whole club and picked out books and dropping it in front of me, almost mutating my face. I sputtered and coughed up the dust that got into my mouth when the fucking dusty ass books dropped in front of me like the bombs-(Don't say it. It'll offend people.) But we say offensive jokes and shit all the time. (Huh. Good point. But still, don't say it or else I'll make sure by the time you return all your animoo goodies and notebooks are gonna be burned. ESPECIALLY THE NOTEBOOKS.) HOW DARE-Fine. I don't want to clean up shit once I get back, anyways.
"All done!~ Now, help me sort them. I already gotten permission from Nekozawa-Sempai if we can stay a bit longer. He's only giving us an hour before he gets back from, uh...whatever he's doing!~" I sighed and adjusted my cloak once again, and started organizing once again.
"Ayumi, are you sure we can do this in an hour? I'm the opposite of the Flash right now AND I'm highly confuzzled even though I requested this."
"Seika-Chan, if there's anything besides fangirling I CAN'T do, then I'm a horrible fangirl if I don't study up on black magic!~ I know the basics and such, but I've never gotten into alchemy, necromancy, or even witchcraft. Only black magic, for Nekozawa-Sempai!~ I can read Wiccan and Latin, but I'm just as confused as you are! Hehe!" Wut. The. Actual. Fuck. Is it just me or am I confuzzled at her doping out? (You and me the same, Shit-Faced Otaku. You and me. *eats Pocky*) Shit-Faced Otaku?! Humph! At least my boobies are bigger than yours! That means that I can predict the weather more accurately! (Is that a Mean Girls reference? Anywho, tell me then, HOW. BIG. IS. YOUR. CUP. SIZE?) A Cup Size B24. Soon to be B36!~ (Where's Tamaki? I need him to lead me to the nearest corner...) What? Aren't yours bigger since you sound older? (Honey, SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING.) Your cup size? (My mug is about 5 inches deep and 7 inches wide, thank you very much.) You're avoiding the question, aren't you? (Did you know that my mug is my sister's and that she's going to be pissed off when she sees me using it?) Um, no. ANSWER MY QUESTION, DUMBASS! (Sigh. I'm then smallest there's ever to be. The A12.) DO THEY EVEN MAKE THEM THAT SMALL?! (No, and it's called wearing an undershirt, dumbass! NOW SHUT IT OR ELSE ANOTHER TIMESKIP AND NO FUN FOR YOU!) Fine. But I'm being less bitcher to you nowadays. (Thanks, but no thanks. Timeskip!~) DAMN YOU, BITCH AUTHOR LADY!
~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY Ryuk's Apples: "They're like cigarettes, but BETTER."
"Okay! Now it should make a HUGE transmutation circle, if I followed the FMA way of solving it! If it doesn't work, I'm sorry Seika-Chan, but we can always try again, okay? Okay!~ Time to draw the lines!~" I stood up to grab 2 thick sharpies, which were in Nekozawa's office as I can recall. I tiptoed quietly into his office, hoping that no one would find me since I don't want any questions asked. As soon as I got the sharpies in my grasp, I heard a female laugh that can only belong to one person: The girl that gave Ayumi and I the so-called "fortunes/charms." I jumped to turn around, but no one was there. I heard her laugh again, and whispered "up." I looked up, and saw her on one of the bookshelves.
"Ufufufu...Sneaking into our dear leader's office, shall I say? Ufufufu...How daring..." I growled at her, sensing a bad aura around her. She doesn't sound nor act like the girl from earlier, but she could be faking it.
"You! You gave us the fucking fortunes, charms, whatever the hell you called it! Those said something that relate to us! Are you planning something fucked up? Or is it completely and udderly weird and awful?!" She just laughed again, and I growled back again.
"Ufufufu...You are incorrect. I'm not the girl that gave you the charms. Her name is Rei. My name, however, is a curse to this school. You shall address me by the name of...Kura. Yes, Kura. The perfect name. A blend between black and killing. Ufufufu... Do not leave yet, for I have a favor to ask of you. You help me, and I'll help you, yes?" Kura...Kuro and Kira together...black killer...I feel as though this could be a risk that I'm willing to take, but...UGH! Author Lady, help me! (It wasn't supposed to go this way, but whatever. I'll only help you if you give me your drawings and sketches from your notebook OR you can stop bothering me when I'm busy. *cough cough* watching anime *cough cough*) Sigh, fine. (Great! Take the Kura's fucking deal, and I MEAN IT. No butts, no cuts, no coconuts! JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS JUST BE DREAMS!) Okay, Shia Lebouf, we get it. I'll take it, but ONLY because I don't want any curses on me if I refuse, okay?!
"Fine. But ONLY because you're helping me and I don't want to get cursed if I do refuse, which I won't. So yes, I'l help you, but you have to keep your end of the fucking bargain. What's the deal-o then?" The weird girl laughed again, and jumped off the bookshelf, almost floating down like Casper the Ghost.
"Ufufufu! Let us shake on it, and may the demons of Ukika give you strength!" She stuck out her hand and I shook it awkwardly, and-HOLY SHIT IS HER GRIP SOFT! Kura's grip feels soft and gentle, the opposite of what she looks like right now. Kura then "floated" around the room, giggling creepily. She then jumped into Nekozawa's seat, sitting casually with her feet propped up. She grinned wildly, waiting for me to speak.
"My favor for you is...Well, it's complicated. Can you help me get back to my world?" (Awwwww snap! Shit's gonna go down!) Yeah yeah, whatever.
~Author's Note~
Hey guys! Sorry for the cliffhanger, but this is probably going to go for about 2 to 3 parts, since the Black Magic Club Arc is a bit long. :P But after the Black Magic Club Arc I have something BIG planned for you guys!~ Anyways, who do you guys think the mysterious (not really) girl is?! Even I don't know myself, hehe! Leave a review and share your thoughts! Stay awesome! This is BlackMidnightWhite, signing out. BYE!~