Chapter 10

The toad sage walked up to us with a serious look. "Alright start talking. What do you know?"

Uh-oh we're in trouble. I sheepishly look over at Alasia. She had a vein popping out of her head, her eyes were squeezed shut, and she held the bridge of her nose.

"Joe this is your fault. You better not say anything unnecessary or I will hit you so hard your ancestors will be dizzy."

"hehe." I laughed nervously. My hand was scratching the back of my head. I turned to an annoyed Jiraiya and sighed

"Have you talked to the third Hokage yet?" I asked

"No. Why?"

"Well if you did you would know who we are and are story. Geese now I have to explain everything." I point my figure at him. "Now listen carefully. My name is Jordan, you can call my Joe. My friend's name *points to Alasia* is Alasia. We are from a different world where this world *points to the ground* is from a story. We somehow managed to get into the story. We know what will happen in the future but not how everything will end because it isn't finished. Kapeesh?"

"How the hell am I supposed to believe that?" He crossed his arms and glared at us.

"Alright I will prove it . . . again."

"Joe if you say anything about the 4th Hokage I will hit you."

"Dang it! Fine."

"Wait what about the 4th Hokage?" Now he looked interested.

"Sorry Alasia he asked. Okay so the 4th Hokage's real name is Minato Namikaze. His wife was Kushina Uzumaki. He *points to a distracted Naruto* is Minato's son a.k.a your godson." I had a look of satisfactory on my face. Jiraiya looked socked.

"I believe you. Damn. Who knew I would meet his kid here." He looked over at Naruto. Just for a second I could see what looked like sadness in his eyes but it quickly went away.

"Go train him. He needs you." Alasia said. Jiraiya nodded and walked over to Naruto.

As he was walking away, I started to cry. "Joe? What's wrong?"

"I just remembered that he dies. DAMN IT!" Alasia sighed and pated my back. "try not to think about it."

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Next day

"So we have one month before the 3rd exam and everything happens. What should we do?" I asked Alasia. We were in our apartment eating breakfast. I was eating instant ramen and Alasia was eating pancakes.

Alasia looks up from her food with the biggest, most evil grin on her face. Oh boy what is she up to?

"Hey Joe, how about we write a narusasu fanfic and give it to Kakashi to read. We can put some fluff and a little lemon in it. Oh! How about we don't put any names in until the very end?"

". . . Why . . . didn't you think of this earlier?" I asked. My own evil grin started to form as Alasia went to fetch a pen and paper.

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After we wrote the fanfic, we set off to find Kakashi. The fanfic was brilliant. It was a one shot. No names where put in until the very end. It was perfect! It was already starting to get dark by the time it was finished.

"We have good timing. Kakashi should be done with Sasuke by now." Alasia said. I was skipping with excitement in front of her. I started to go backwards so I could face her and respond.

"Yeah. I can't wait to give it to him!"

"Joe you shouldn't do that or you wi-"

"hmph" I had backed right into something that felt just like a person. Oops.

"Looks like you were too late on the warning Alasia." I looked up only to find one eye looking back. I had bumped right into Kakashi.

"Well speak of the devil! Just the guy we were looking for!" I said. I went and stood by Alasia so I could face him. (and to get out of his personal space )

Kakashi looked at us with his one eyebrow raised. "Alright you two, what are you planning?"

"We know how much you like ichi ichi paradise so we wrote our own story similar to it and wanted you to read it." Alasia said. She seemed very calm.

"We just want you opinion on it." I added.

"hmmmmm. . . all right. I guess I will read it. Do you have it wit-"

Before he could finish, it was out and in his hand.

"Alright, then I will go read this and tell you what I think." He started to walk off when I had this brilliant Idea.

"Wait! Have you eaten yet? We can all have dinner together and you could read it then. I really want to know what you think and I don't know if I can wait."

He thought about it for a minute and decided to go with it. Alasia gave me the thumbs up, already knowing what I was thinking.

Over dinner, Alasia and I never looked away from Kakashi. We watch as his expressions changed as he read the story. At first it was one of boredom. Then his face changed to curiosity. As he got father into the story, he started to look excited.

I whispered to Alasia, "He must be getting close to the end when the names are revealed." Alasia nodded in agreement.

Before he finished, Kakashi looked up at us. "So why aren't any names mentioned?"

"You will find out the names at the end. Just thought it would be interesting" Alasia shrugged. I just nodded my head in agreement. I feared that if I talked, it would be mostly laughs.

"hmmmm. Okay. By the way this is really good. Let me know when you have more."

I started to laugh but covered it with a fake cough. Kakashi didn't notice but Alasia did and she gave me a warning glare.

Kakashi then continued to read. We knew when he got to the end because he gripped the papers so hard that they started to rip. That's when we could feel the killer intent radiating off him.

"You two . . . are so . . . dead!"

"I say we make like a banana and split!" I told Alasia. Next thing we knew, we were running around the village with kakashi chasing us. We were laughing the entire time. We laughed until we heard the barking.

"Oh crap! He summoned the damn dogs!" Alasia yelled

"Dam-" Before I could finish the dogs had us pinned down. We got chased all the way to the training grounds, which means there was no help for us. We could see Kakashi's shadow slowly coming closer then stopping right over us.

"Good bye Alasia. It was nice knowing ya." I sobbed

"Good bye Joe. See you on the other side."

"THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!"

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"Note to self, never EVER mention sasunaru in front of Kakashi." I whined. I was walking into the kitchen. Well it was more like waddling since I was still in pain. I looked at Alasia to see her sitting on a chair with the fluffiest pillow in the apartment.

"Yeah, that wasn't one of the best ideas. . . but it was soooo worth it." She winked.

"Hell ya it was! Did you see how much he was enjoying it!"

Yay another chapter! hahahaha So what do you think? what crazy idea will these two get next! ;)

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