~Announcement~

Hey guys! PLEASE VOTE ON THE POLL! We're currently at a tie, so PLEASE vote to BREAK THE TIE! Anyways, the mysterious girl last chapter is CRUCIAL to the plot, and not just for one arc, so keep a look-out for her in other chapters! Anyways, sorry for not uploading fast enough! I'll try to upload at least once a month or more! Also early on I said that the sequel was going to be a Maid Sama crossover, but I decided to change it to a mini arc or something with the hostess club! Yeah. Also this...IS A FILLER! I PULLED A NARUTO ON YOU GUYS! Sorry if you were disappointed! And also thanks for supporting me by reading, favoriting, and following! So-

Maddie: What's the racket?

Me: The chapter's gonna start. -_-

Maddie: 0.0 WHAT?! I THOUGHT IT'LL TAKE LONGER!

Me: Tell everyone to wake up and get ready. PRONTO.

Maddie: Fuck you for interrupting my sleep. *walks away*

Everyone: WHAT?! HURRY! *starts running everywhere* (Hunny: Will there be cake?)

~Sometime later~

Everyone: So now what? We already did the chapter!

Me: The announcement.

Maddie: What annouc-OH! Everyone HUDDLE! *starts huddling*

Everyone: *murmuring*

Maddie: BREAK! Everyone! KURA GO!

Kura: Ahem. Author Lady does not own Ouran or else it would've became the next Diabolik Lovers. There is cussing, mature themes suggested, and pop-culture references. Also, there may be *bleep bloop blip bleeeeeeeep*

Maddie: TMI! T TO THE FUCKING M I! So...

Everyone: HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! *cheers*

Me: So that means...TRUTH OR DARE CROSSOVER CHAPTER!~ SEND IN ANY QUESTIONS AND T&D! PLEASE! WE NEED THEM! SO NOW...ONTO THE STORY!

Chapter 7:

The Truth about Seika (Maddie, or in some cases, as referred by the Author Lady, Shit-Faced Otaku.) *Part 2*

"My favor for you is...Well, it's complicated. Can you help me get back to my world?" (Awwwww snap! Shit's gonna go down!) Yeah yeah, whatever.

"What do you mean? Get a priest and say humbo fucking jumbo to be a human again? Cause I don't know any priests or fathers except for Kayla's community church she goes to, but that's a bit of a problem." Yeah, Kayla's Christian, despite how she acts. She never talks about it, though. Most likely because her whole family's Christian and forced her into their beliefs. Not that I care though. (Nah, your bro doesn't hate being Christian! She LOVES IT!) And how do YOU KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN HER BRAIN? (...Her guidance counselor?) You're not good at lying, are you? (Well...It was a half truth!) And who exactly is Kayla's GUIDANCE COUNSELOR? (...Her mom?) Fine, you win this fucking time! (Yes!...)

"No, unfortunately it isn't as easy as that, ufu. You see, you're just like me, both from different worlds. You came here in 2016, while I came roughly around 10 years before, from your world. I'm from a different country, but here we both know how to speak the same tongue, even if you've never learnt it. We both had tragic pasts like any main character, but unlike other people that suffered more than us, we were...'different.' The urge for us to escape was more than any urge, and we did. We escaped the life that took us for granted. When I came into this world, I was just how you are now. But once you get homesick and want to leave, there's only one way, and I found that way. The way is accurate and will send you back to where you first disappeared, no problem, but it is also a one way ticket to death if not done correctly, ufufu." Wait. THIS...THIS GHOST IS FROM MY WORLD?! AND I CAN RETURN HOME?! But...I might die trying. Then...Why...WHY CAN I SEE FUCKING CASPER THE GHOST?! SHE'S A GHOST! I CAN'T POSSIBLY!

"Wait. Hold the fucking banana phone! So you're telling me, you're a GHOST, AND you're from MY WORLD?! First off, aren't ghosts invisible?! So how can I SEE YOU?! Second, how DID you get HERE?! And third, what is this...RITUAL you're talking about?! I want in on all this voodoo!" Oh god, I'm starting to act like Ayumi, not that it's a bad thing! Kura walked, I mean, floated, towards me, chuckling softly. I backed up and knocked down a few books. I'm screwed. (*insert lenny face here*) NOT LIKE THAT!

"Firstly, you're incorrect. I'm a LOST SPIRIT, not a GHOST. Ghosts are mostly evil and were cast out of Hell, while spirits are wandering the world to fulfill the last task they were doing, looking for people to do it for them. Spirits tend to turn evil or good, depending on people's actions and their soul. And like many Creatures of Neutrality, each one has a special way of traveling. For example, your tears fall on a picture or object depicting certain imagery concerning the world or dimension. I'll tell you about my past life, since I know about yours. I was a college student, majoring in Korean Folklore and Biology, and I was living in a small studio near the campus. I could barely pay off the rent and have a social life at the same time, so I watched dubbed anime while typing essays to fulfill entertainment and education in my life at the same time. I had to get a second job to support myself, since just working at McDonald's part time wouldn't give me enough money. Let's lust say things didn't work out. And then the next thing I was doing was slitting my wrists in the bath, and that's how I ended up here. If you didn't catch it, I can travel by exposing my blood while thinking of a different world. I won't tell you anything more. Any questions, ufu?" I stared at her with a "what the fuck did you just say" face as she grinned creepily. I'm still surprised that I didn't run the fuck away and call the Ghostbusters.

"You're Korean AND have powers like me?! Damn son, you lived a good life!" I only said that because Kayla had this belief where if they're Japanese or Korean, they're hot. And everyone in our otaku circle believes it, even me. (I'm starting to like your bitchy Christian friend more.) Hey! You don't call my friends bitchy! Actually, she kinda is... -_-

"Ufuf-What? Ahem. Anyways, besides getting me back to my world, can you help me confess to one person? I never got the chance, ufu.." I picked up the books I knocked down and tried to put them back in the correct order. I still don't understand how I'm scared of Bonnie from FNAF, which is clearly fictional, but I'm not scared of a gho-I mean, SPIRIT, in front of me that could kill me anytime. Also, where's Author Lady?! (Watching Yamada and the Seven Witches live action. So bye.) Ugh, not again...

"Who's the hubby, Kura Mura?" I winked as I said it playfully, but she probably couldn't see because of this DAMN CLOAK!

"Ufu...It's not one of the host club members, in case if you're wondering. She's...more of a background character. The one that they copy and paste to avoid any complications. Her name's...Yuki. Yuki Aihara. Means snow indigo plant. A refreshing name for a kuudere like her, ufu. Before you say anything, yes, I'm a lesbian. Another reason why I tried to end my life, ufufu." 0_0 I was NOT expecting that! (Wassup? I came back because I smelled yuri, and if yuri's just like yaoi, then...*nosebleeds*) So you're a fujoshi. (The correct term is "a person that enjoys hot LGBT people fucking each other," thank you very much.) That's exactly-you know what, I'm not gonna bother. (Since when did you do?) Good point.

"Yuki...Aihara? Don't know her, but um...Kuuderes. Good stuff, bruh. Good stuff. Sniff 'um up. Sniff 'um alllll the way up. Actually, don't sniff her up like that! Oh god.." I don't know what got over me. I'm starting to act like that little bitch Meicee. (HEY! NO MENTIONING OTHER FANFICS HERE! NO PROMOTION UNLESS I SAY SO!) But it's self-promotion. -_- (In that case...NO! We'll look like a bragger!) Says the guy that brags about having Rin Matsuoka in a police uniform as their desktop background. (Hey! I don't brag, I merely...share. Yeah! Share!) Whatever, douche bag. (Shaddup, DOUCHIER BAG! Nailed it!~) Oh god...

"Ufu? Anyways, she's a 15 year-old third year in Class 3D, an honor roll student, considering she's a genius skipping 2 grades, ufu. Yuki-San is easy to spot, since she's one of the few Australian-Japanese in Ouran. With brown hair and distinctively green eyes, if you ask for her even the new transfer students would know her, ufu! Ufufu! It makes me warm inside thinking of her again! Go to her and give her this, no matter how rotten or disgusting it is! Yuki-San is most likely all grown up now, since 10 years past in our world is 30 years here! Try to find her, ufu, give her this along with a message you need to say, so write it down, ufu!" Oh. The date is the same, but time pasts faster here, so a minute here could be a second back in my world. (Ask 'Kura' about the Witch of the Clock Tower! They might know each other!) Thanks for being helpful for fucking once, Author Lady! (Hey! I was FOREVER helpful!)

"Kura Mura, would you happen to know Ouran's famous urban legend personally by any chance, AKA the Witch of the Clock Tower?" Kura frowned for a second, then smiled again. She playfully pushed back her hair, which was blackish-brown like mine, except my hair was really black. So black that the kettle called ME black! (No racist jokes here, either! You're ruining the romantic ass, better than Twilight, yuri love story's atmosphere!) First off, EVERYTHING'S BETTER THAN TWILIGHT! Second, NO ONE'S ASS IS ROMANTIC! Third, um...uh...Forget it!

"Ufu! Actually, I AM the infamous Witch of the Clock Tower, ufu! And the only reason you can see me is because we're both Creatures of Neutrality! You see, I found a portal at the clock tower which can be only accessed at the top, and while I was falling from the clock tower, the power wasn't strong enough that the portal closed before I reach the ground, thus ending my life. I was also dressed like Sachiko from The Ring, and after my death they closed off the clock tower for viewing and entering for the rest of the year. I was trapped for 2 years researching a way to get out and found the portal, and yet I died here. Now every Halloween I repeat my horrible mistakes, and the haunting students get are only me trying to reach out to them, telling them my feelings. Like every normal person, they ran away. I couldn't escape the clock tower, but when you came here...You awakened me, making me travel freely around the academy. I cannot, however, exit the academy at will. My wish has to be fulfilled for in order to do so." I was kinda expecting this, but...damn the feels! (I KNOW RIGHT?! *cries*)

"Your wish...It isn't to escape back to real life? You spent 2 years trapped in this anime researching for a way to get out of here! You can't give up now!" To be honest I blurted that out because I wanted to sound motivational, not because of this mushy stuff.

"Ufu, at first I was like that because I was foolish. This world is better than the life I was living. I never realized that until I died. I never gave up. I merely found a new solution. Now here, take this package. If you do as you are told, I'll give you 'the drop' on Creatures of Neutrality and help you back, in exchange for freeing me of such a horrible nightmare. Here, ufu!" Kura magically whipped out a neatly wrapped box covered in mold out of her white dress, along with a handwritten letter that yellowed away and a bouquet of wilted flowers. I gagged as I saw the mold, but Kura just smiled and chanted something, turning all the shit-looking gifts into gifts that worth a ton of shit. I politely accepted it, almost dropping everything because the box weighed a fuck ton of Dumbos. And Dumbo was fat to begin with. So fat even America's Biggest Loser has to give Dumbo to WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSER! OHHHH! Ugh, why am I dissing off a baby elephant?...

"So basically find your Yuki kuudere waifu, hand this and say something to her, return with proof, and that's it? All for precious info on what I want? Dude, I could even give you a new dress if you want! You can have an iPad if I manage to steal Hikaru's! I may not be a charity or anything, but what you're asking for is too little! Me sister and FMA taught me Equivalent Exchange, even though the world IS unfair!" Kura looked at me with awe, and smiled gently. Sure, I'm selfish towards my manga and Pocky, but...I feel bad for this motherfucking excuse of a side character that's important to the plot right now! Isn't Author Lady supposed to appear and say something like "true dat true dat" or a stupid quote? (Now reading a Free! doujinshi. Don't bother me. The scene's about to go Boku no Pico. *faps*) Can a female even fap?! (Yes. Look at a diagram of the vag-jay-jay. There's a balloon thing that expands. Luckily we don't get caught doing it. *takes a potato chip and eats it*) Enough science class! I don't want to be reminded of Straight-Faced Science Girl!

"The world is an unfair place sometimes, yes? I don't approve of Equivalent Exchange. I rather consider the fact of if you scratch my back, I'll scratch and massage yours. Ready for the spoken message for Yuki-San? Write it down, if you will." I got one of the Sharpies ready, and as Kura whispered in my ear I quickly wrote down the message on my arm, hoping my long sleeve and cloak will block it from view. I pulled down my sleeve, and got the gifts, along with some pens, of course, in hand. Kura floated to the entrance of the office, then walked, slowly fading away. Before she completely faded, she mouthed "good luck, fellow otaku." I smiled, and for a few seconds I stared at where she faded. Ayumi then came into view, clearly pissed.

"Seika-Chan!~ Hurry up, will ya?! We have less than an hour to figure things out! Wait, why do you have gifts? Are they for Hikaru?~ Are they?~" I quickly apologized and gave her the pens, and we headed out to the main room, where we made a huge motherfucking mess. She kept pestering me about the gifts that I decided to tell her about Kura.

~Author's Note~

So this chapter is more of a filler and to explain Kura a bit more. Next chapter will start off with several days later, since in case if you forgot, the Hostess Club will have hostesses! So yeah. I have one story on haitus, so I might be able to post more! And also I know all of you guys might be shocked or like "PRAISE THE GODS" or "WTF?!" or something else. Yes, Kura's Korean AND lesbian! It's just that you see lots of diverse races in fanfiction, but the same copy and paste personality, and I thought: "Why not a LGBT character? I've NEVER seen one, EXCLUDING THE YAOI AND YURI ONE SHOTS AND STUFF!" So yeah. This is BlackMidnightWhite, signing out. BYE!~