Chapter 11
It has been a week since the fanfic incident with Kakashi. We haven't heard or seen the masked ninja since then. Alasia and I decided that we would go apologize to him.
"Yeah I guess he didn't need the mental scaring of reading about his sensei's son getting it on with his teammate . . . who is a guy." I said. We were walking to Kakashi's house. It was already night time so we figured he would be home by now.
When we got to the apartment, we hesitated outside the door. Both of us were nervous about seeing him again. We didn't want to deal with the rath of Kakashi Hatake . . . again.
"Are you guys going to stand there or come in?" We didn't even realize it but Kakashi had opened the door. He was leaning against the door frame with his arms crossed. How long did he know we were here?
"Kakashi! We are really sorry about what happened! Don't hate us!" Alasia exclaimed.
"Yeah and don't kill us! That would be nice!" I added. Kakashi chuckled and told us to come in.
Once we were inside, my eyes started to wonder out of curiosity. It was a small apartment. The Kitchen and living room were like one big room. Then off to the side were the bathroom and kakashi's bedroom. In the living room was a small couch, and chair across from each other with a small coffee table in the middle. On one wall by the window was a small bookshelf. I noticed there were some pictures so I went to look at them.
The first picture I saw was the one of Kakashi with Obito, Rin, and my favorite Minato.
"Hey look! Alasia I found the picture of Kakashi's team from way back when!"
"Really? That's cool. Let me see." Alasia walked over towards me and stood to my right.
"You know guys, snooping around some one's house isn't always the best idea." Even though he was reprimanding us, I could hear the amusement in his voice.
"Sorry Kakashi. I just like looking at pictures." I said while scratching the back of my head.
"Yeah you do, especially ones with the 4th Hokage." Alasia had a sly smirk.
"Don't even go there." I warned her. She just shrugged it off.
Kakashi shook his head. "I don't even want to know."
Just then a brilliant idea hit me. I swear I'm a genius! Alasia looked over at me and had a scared look on her face.
"I know that look. Don't tell me this is one of your bright ideas. I'm not doing it! It's what got us stuck here in the first place."
"Aw common you know you like it here. Please at least just listen." I look over at Kakashi for help.
*sigh* "Well it wouldn't hurt to hear her out Alasia." With that, Alasia caved and I did a victory dance.
"Okay so what if . . . we scadooed into the picture of Kakashi and his team so we could travel back in time!" They both stared at me like I was nuts.
"Common! It worked the first time!"
"Joe if we scadoo there, how the hell would we get back to the present?" Alasia crossed her arms. It gave the sense of 'I'm not buying this'.
"We could take a picture of this time with us to scadoo in to get back."
"Weeeeelllll . . . *sigh* alright fine."
"HECK YEAH!"
"But we got to make sure we get back in time for the last exam." Alasia stated.
"Got it!"
"Well if you guys are going then whatever you do, don't change the past." We gave Kakashi our word and got ready to scadoo once again. Kakashi held the picture up for us so it would be easier.
"Blue scaddooed, we can too!" Another white flash surrounded us.
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"Who the hell are you?" Well we really are in the past. A younger Kakashi and his shadow clone had kunais up against our throats. He was not happy. Seriously I think I like the older Kakashi better.
"Good job Joe. I bet you didn't think about this."
"Hey neither did you!"
"Quiet! I asked you a question. Who are you? Why the hell do you have Konoha head bands! I haven't seen you around either!"
"I'm am Joe, this is Alasia. We come in peace. Take me to your leader." I said in my best alien voice. Kakashi look confused and a little weirded out.
"Joe you idiot. *sigh* Listen we don't mean any harm. If you take us to the Hokage then we will explain everything."
"I won't ta-"
"Sounds fair enough. I don't see any ill intentions in their eyes." My mouth dropped all the way to the ground. Standing before us was none other than the man who is the epic of epicness. (that may not make sense but when your that epic it doesn't matter) It was Minato Namikaze.
"Thanks for being reasonable. I swear we mean no harm." Alasia said calmly. I just looked at her, still in shock.
"Um, what is wrong with her?" Minato asked, pointing to me.
"Oh don't worry about her. Joe close your mouth or you'll be catching flies." She shrugged. I shut my mouth real quick.
"Alasia . . . I just fangasmed."
". . . Yeah I bet you did. Just hold in the squeel for later."
"I'll try" I said in a high pitched voice. This was going to be harder than I thought.
"Wait I have a question. Why are you trusting us so easily? I don't get it." Alasia asked.
"Its a hunch I have. You just don't seem like bad people. Although the fact that you look like Konoha nin even though I have never seen you before is suspicious."
"If you take us the to hokage then you will find out our story." Alasia informed him. I couldn't talk. I was on the brink of freeking out.
On the way to the hokage's office, the walk was silent. It was the most awkward silence imaginable. It didn't help when I would just stare of Minato from time to time. (what can I say I was still in shock) . Kakashi had left because he had some business to take care of. That didn't help.
Knock knock knock
"Come in." When we walked into the office, 3rd was sitting at his desk doing paper work.
"Hokage-sama there are some people who wish to speak to you. I already made sure they were not enemies." The Hokage looked up from his paper work to examine us. After what seemed like forever, he gave us a reassuring smile.
"Talk about des'a vu." I whispered
"Yeah no kidding"
"So what is it you wish to speak to me about?" We told both men that we came from the future do to a justu gone wrong. Well Alasia did and I agreed/ backed her up. She was good at making cover stories.
"Well for the sake of time, try not to reveal anything about the future. Understood?" We both nodded in understanding. We knew very well what would happen if we slipped. I just had to be 3 times as careful.
"Do you think it would be safe having them here?" Minato asked. I couldn't help but think about the 4th Naruto Shippuden movie when Naruto met Minato in the past. I think it will be fine.
"As long as they don't talk about the future then it should be okay."
"Um 3rd? Where should we stay until we can get back?" I asked. He had a puzzled look on his face. He was scratching his chin when he look at Minato. Then he started to grin making Minato raise an eyebrow.
"Why don't you stay with Minato for now. Since you're here Minato and you know all about them , it should make things easier. Plus you just got the new house a few months ago. It should have plenty of room." That was the end of all my self-restraints. I couldn't hold the fangirl in me any longer.
"HOLY FREEKIN CRAP! WE ARE STAYING WITH MINATO NAMIKAZE! HECK YEAH!" I started to jump up and down and run around the office like a crazy person. Alasia sighed while Minato and 3rd swear dropped.
"Alright time for you to *BAM* calm down."
~3RD PERSON~
Alasia hit Joe on the head to knock her out for the time being.
"Sorry about that. She can get a little over excited." 3rd and Minato just nodded their heads not knowing what to say.
"Well *cough* I guess you better take her to your place Minato since she is out of it." The Hokage said. Minato then picked up Joe off the ground. He ended up holding her in his arms with her head resting on his shoulder, just like a princes.
"Hold it! I need a camra! There is no way in hell I'm not getting a picture of this!" Alasia said. Both men looked at her questioningly. "Well you see she is a huge fan of yours to the point where she has a crush on you. She denies the crush though." They both just chuckle at the news. Both thinking well that explains a lot.
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~JOE"S PIONT OF VEIW AGAIN~
Man I have the worst head ache ever.
"So what. . . . plans. . . . " Do I hear voices? Where am i?
It was then I opened my eyes. The light was bright so I had to wait for my eyes to adjust.
"Oh look she is waking up!" It was a female voice I didn't recognize.
"Yo Joe! It's about time!" Once my eyes adjusted I could see Alasia sitting across from me on a big comfy looking chair. To her left was a small coffee table and another chair with Kushina in it. Wait Kushina!
*cough* That's weird my head moved when I heard that cough. Wait a minute. When I looked up I saw Minato over me. It was then that I relized I was using his lap like a pillow.
"HOLY CRAP!" I jumped into the air and landed with a thud on the ground by Minato's feet.
"Hahahahahahaha you were right! She did freek out! Hahahaha" Kushina was laughing her butt of while Alasia held up the victory sign.
"I told you!" Alasia said.
"Here, let me help you up." Minato held out is hand for me to take. I, being the embarrassed girl that I was, hesitated but eventually took his hand and he helped me up.
"Hey Joe, how does it feel to wake up in the lap of you beloved Minato?" Alasia asked while laughing.
"HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH! HE IS A FATHERLY FIGURE! F. A. T. H. E. R. L. Y!" I yelled while pointing at Minato.
Kushina and Alasai just started laughing again. I looked over at Minato. He had an amused look. "Well I didn't think I was that old."
I went right to the window, opened it, and got ready to jump out. Time to die from embarrassment. They all stopped me of course even though the two jokers were still laughing.
"I'm sorry Joe. It's my fault. You see when you guys first got here, Minato was holding you in his arms. My anger started to get the best of me but Alasia stopped me and told me everything. She said she could show me what she meant and suggested to have you use Minato's lap as a pillow. The prankster in me came out then and I immediately liked you guys. hahaha We wanted to see your reaction. It was priceless!" Kushina exclaimed.
"So it was YOU!" I pointed at Alasia. I went to go after her but Minato grabbed me before I could.
"Alright now. It's time to calm down a bit." I sat down pouting while everyone laughed again. Minato was laughing at me. This is just great.
Secretly I was enjoying this. It was fun joking around with everyone even if I was the bud of the joke. Then it hit me. I remembered that these two people will die in a few years at the most. Just reading that part in the manga got me crying. Now that I've met them. . . this was going to be terrible.
"Uh? Joe what's wrong?" Just then I realized I was crying. Kushina came over and kneeled before me. It was like her mother in-stinks kick in. She tried to comfort me by taking my hand in her's but I didn't stop. I looked over at Alasia and she knew at that second what was wrong.
"Oh Joe. You know we can't. I want to too but. . . we just can't." The couple looked from me to Alasia and back to me, confusion written on their faces.
I took a shaky breath. "I k-know. *deep breath* Sorry I'm okay. No worries." I gave my best smile to them. I don't think they bought it but they didn't push for answers.
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After talking some more and eating dinner, it was time for bed. I was starting to fall asleep on the couch. You know, scadooing does take a lot out of ya.
"Before we go to bed, I want to confirm something. You two are married now right?" I pointed to Minato and Kushina. Kushina blushed while Minato gave a huge smile.
"haha Yes we are. We got married about five months ago." Minato said.
Alasia and I smiled at them. "Well Congrats on the wedding." Alasia said. After that we went to bed in the guest room.
Yay another chapter finished! What do you think? What do you think will happen next? Please review! :D