Warning!: SPOILER! In honor of the new movie coming up I have put something in the story. I based everything on the drawings and trailers I found on the internet so it wont be too accurate (obviously) hope you enjoy!

Chapter 28

"Glad that you're okay. Now can you tell me why the hell is Blue pink?"

"That's because I'm not Blue nimrod! I'm Magenta." The giant dog growled.

". . . "

Joe jumped from the top of the dog's head, landing on the snout. She turned around to look at him. She squinted her eyes and leaned forward with her hands on her hips. "hmmm. . . I don't see it."

Magenta and Alasia had identical, quizzical looks. "No matter what he just looks like a girl. His name is even girly!" Alasia facepalmed at her friends antics.

"I AM NOT A GIRL DAMN IT!" Magenta bellowed, shaking Joe off her feet. Joe burst into laughter. "Aw I'm just playing! If it makes you feel better, your voice is very manly, all deep and what not." She patted his nose affectionately, giving him a big smile. If Joe and Alasia new any better, they could have sworn the dog blushed a little but it was hard to tell since he was already pink.

"If you guys are done, I would like to get on with kicking this guy's ass." Tsunade said. Joe quickly got up and gave her the two-figure salute. "Yes Ma'am, Hokage Ma'am!" Tsunade rolled her eyes, hiding a smile at what the girl had called her. Jiraiya snickered.

Once Joe was on top of Magenta's head, Alasia asked, "Ready?"

Before Joe could respond, she was interrupted," That damn mutt hassss lossst all of hisss manhood with that color of hisss." Manda, the giant snake hissed out. Magenta growled lowly, baring his teeth at him.

Joe got into 'the hero pose' that America always does in Hetalia. "Magenta! Aim for the giant snake!"

"With pleasure!" He barked out. The show down began. Let's just say no one questioned Magenta's masculinity again.

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"I'm so BORDE!" Joe whined. It had been a couple of days since the battle with Orochimaru. The damn perv. got away like always so they were forced to let it go and head back to the village. The trip was uneventful, it took a lot less time to get back since they weren't searching for anyone this time.

"Well Joe, why don't you go help out the villagers rebuild." Alasia responded. They were in the kichen of their apartment eating breakfast.

Joe made some clones and told them to help out in the village. They saluted and went on their way. A couple minutes later, the was a knock at the door. "I got it." Alasia said. She opened the door to reveal Kakashi. "Kakashi!" Joe appeared from behind Alasia and gave the man a hug.

"What brings you over here?" Alasia asked.

"The Hokage wants to see you." He replied with a smile after Joe let go. Both girls look at each other. "Wonder what she wants." Joe said.

When they got there, Tsunade was at her desk with Shizune standing next to her. "TSunade- sama, you can't keep avoiding the paper work." She scolded. Tsunade just sighed and put her head in her hand. She then noticed Joe, Alasia, and Kakashi walk in.

"Alright you two, you have some explaining to do." Joe snickered. Everyone looked at her wondering what was so funny when she turned to Alasia and said in her best Hispanic accent," Lucy, you've got some explaining to do!"(a/n for all of those people who don't get it, this is from an old show called I Love Lucy.) as she shook her finger. Alasia, yet again facepalmed. Everyone else was just confused.

"Don't mind her, she's just weird." Alasia explained.

". . . okay, well I called you here today because Jiraiya informed me that you had important information to give me." She looked at them expentantly. Both of them gave her questioning looks. Then it dawned on them. They forgot to tell her about who they really are!

"Aw man! We have to explain again! I am seriously getting tired of this." Joe whined.

"You and me both, Joe." Alasia rubbed her temples. They could hear Kakashi cover up his laugh with a cough.

"Well you see, we are from another world." Joe said robotically.

"And this world is a story in ours. All of you are characters in that story so we know all about you." Alasia added in a monotoned voice.

"So we also know what will happen in the future. This is top secret info that only you, Jiraiya, and Kakashi know about." Joe ended.

TSunade gave them a look that said, 'does it look like I'm an idiot to fall for that'. "Prove it." She said.

"Well, you see Min-"

"I swear Joe, if you say anything about Naruto's parents one. More. Time. . . " Alasia growled out.

"What else am I supposed to say! It's not like I can tell them all about the fourth ninja war and how Tsunade and the rest of the Kage band together to fight Madara Uchiha who was brought back by the Edo Tensei and freekin made immortal and how Naruto has to save everyone's butt yet again because at first they were losing! Don't forget about Tobi, the Madara wanna be who is in control of all of the tailed beast except two and who WONT TAKE OFF THAT DAMN MASK!" Joe threw her hands in the air then froze. "I just said all of that out loud didn't I?" Alasia nodded her head.

"Well since I'm on a roll might as well let you know that Danzou is a bad guy who ordered the Uchiha clan to be annihilated."

"JOE!" Joe stopped talking and looked around at everyone's faces. Shock was the common theme.

"You know Joe, I can't keep coming and erasing what your big mouth lets out."

"It figures you would show up." Alasia said as everyone turned to the hooded figure leaning against the windowsill.

"Mystery dude!" Joe exclaimed. "I'm sorry. I-I just "

"It's okay. I understand." He walked over and patted Joe on the head.

"Who are you?" Tsunade asked. "Take your hood off."

"I am these two trouble maker's boss. I sent them here to help." He replied. Alasia glared at him while Joe pouted.

"What do you mean, sent them here?" Kakashi stepped forward to the other side of Joe.

"Well you see, I was the one who gave them the ability to 'scadoo'."

"Tell us your name." Tsunade started to get impatient. She had her hands together and propped on her desk. She gave a glare over them.

"I cannot tell you Lady Hokage but I swear to you that I mean no harm." The two held a staring contest, creating an intense atmosphere. Joe clapped her hands together, breaking the silence.

"Soooo . . . anyone up for some ramen?"

Joe went ignored by everyone. "If you won't tell me who you are then at least explain what Joe was talking about earlier." Tsunade said.

"In the future, a man named Tobi will start another ninja war. Only this war will unite all of the hidden villages together creating one army to fight against him. On his side is a man named Kabuto. He will so the Edo Tensei, bringing back many strong shinobi back . . . including Madara Uchiha. There will be two ninja's that will be the key to win the war." The hooded man explained. Every pair of eyes in the room widened. Joe and Alasia were surprised the man willingly gave the information away while the others were shocked by the news.

Tsunade opened her mouth to say something but the mysterious man stopped her. "Before you ask, I will not tell you who those two shinobi are. That could mess everything up. One of the reasons I have sent Joe and Alasia here is to make sure things run more smoothly then they would have if they weren't."

After everything was resolved in the office, Mystery Dude took Joe and Alasia to talk in privet. They were on the Hokage monument when he decided it was okay to talk.

"Listen, I need you two to talk to Sasuke Uchiha before he leaves to go to Orochimaru. Don't try to stop him because he has to go." Joe and Alasia looked confused.

"Then what do you want us to say to him if not to keep him here?" Alasia asked. He chuckled, "I'm sure you will figure it out." With that, he left.

"What the hell!" Joe yelled.

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"So what do you want to do?" Jo asked.

"I don't know. . . what do you want to do?" Alasia replied.

"Oh now don't start that again!" Alasia and Joe laughed at the Jumgle Book reference they just did. "No but seriously, what are we going to do?"

"Hmmm. . ." Alasia thought for a minute. Then slowly an evil smirk creeped onto her face. "It has been awhile since we have done anything fun if you know what I mean." Joe let out an evil laugh.

"I wonder . . . you know how we can scadoo into any picture and end up in that time or world?" Joe asked.

"Yeah . . ." Alasia raised an eyebrow at her friend.

"Well . . . what if we drew a picture of the future or of another world and scadooed into it. Do you think it will work?"

Alasia pondered over this new theory Joe had brought up. It sounded quite plauseable but what if it went wrong?

"I know what you are thinking, so we will bring an actual picture from now so that we can always get back." Joe added.

"Alright, let's try it. Where do you want to go?" Alasia asked.

A smirk grew on Joe's face, "Remember the new movie coming out. . . Road to Ninja?"

So Alasia and Joe got to work. Joe recalled any info about the movie that she learned from the sketches and trailers that were on the internet since the movie wasn't out yet. Alasia used that information to draw the picture they were going to scadoo in. It took them a couple hours to get it right but they eventually finished it.

"You ready!" Joe was bouncing up and down next to Alasia who was holding the picture.

"Calm down Joe and yes I'm ready." And so they went. They saw that familiar flash of light, letting them know something was happening at least. They closed their eyes before it got to bright and braced themselves for the landing.

"Umph!" Joe and Alasia landed on their bums yet again.

"We seriously need to work on that landing." Alasia said. Joe nodded her head in agreement.

"So, did it work?" Joe asked. They looked around at their surroundings, trying to see where they were. They seemed to be in the training grounds. Then, all of a sudden they heard yelling.

"Joe! Alasia!" They did a 180 to find the source only to find Naruto and Saskura running towards them. There was one slight difference, they were both around 16!

"What are you guys doing here!" Saskura asked as she rushed over to them. Once she got to them, she checked them over for any injuries with her medic jutsu. Joe and Alasia stood there confused as hell.

"Uh . . . um . . . uuuuuhhhh." Joe could think of what to say.

"Give us the lowdown on what's going on." Alasia got herself together.

"Well you see, that second Madara guy did this jutsu that sent me and Sakura to this place. Everything is different here." Naruto informed just as Saskura was finished checking the two girls.

"WE DID IT!" Joe fist pumped in the air. Alasia expected to see confused faces on Naruto and Sakura but instead they were laughing at Joe's antics.

"So you guys scadooed here. Guess that answers my question." Saskura said with a smile.

Both Alasia's and Joe's mouths drop. "How the hell did you know that!" Joe asked.

"Wait let me guess, Joe opened her big mouth." Alasia deadpanned. Naruto chuckled, "Yeah something like that."

Alasia shot Joe a glare, making Joe duck behind Naruto. "I don't even want to know what made her open her mouth . . . again." Alasia shook her head.

"So, how long have you guys been here?" Joe asked as she came out from behind Naruto.

"About a few days. We are still trying to get used to the . . . differences here and trying to figure out how to get back." Sakura said.

"Sakura, Naruto!" Everyone looked over to the direction the voice came from.

"Sa-Sasuke." Sakura stuttered.

Cue fangirl screem in 3 . . . 2. . . 1

"OMG MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Joe squealed. Everyone looked over at her to see her eyes turned into a hear shape and she had a huge smile on her face. She had her hands clapsed together over her heart and sparkles twinkled around her.

"Hot damn!" Alasia exclaimed. She one hand on her hip while the other was on her chin. She had a smirk on her face and everyone swore that she was undressing Sasuke with her eyes.

Sasuke walked up with a smirk on his face. He put an arm over Naruto's shoulders, leaning against him and put his other hand on his hip. "So guys, who are these beautiful women?" Both girls blushed. Joe started scratching the back of her head in embarrassment and Alasia coughed, trying to cover it up. Sakura rolled her eyes at the scene.

"Oh God guys, not you too!" Naruto groaned.


Hahahahaha I had to! When I found out Sasuke was going to be a good guy and a playboy I laughed so hard and when I saw the latest trailer of him in the new movie I almost died laughing so I had to put it in the story some how hahaha tell me what you think! I love to read your reviews!