Thank you Loosescrewslefty and your amazing ideas.

If the teacher was out, typically there was nothing to worry about. Largely all the students there were good, reasonable kids (largely). Most of the time, they could be trusted to get their stuff done and not cause a ruckus.

But today was not so.

"Exhibit A!" Chloe declared, jerking the stick to the picture flared over the wall, a picture of Belle and Queen together, fleeing from an enemy, with Belle's hand hidden away from view. "Her hand is on the butt. She is touching Queen's butt."

"There's no proof of that!"

"Adrien," Chloe started, "I love you, I really do. But where else could that hand be?!"

"It could just be hanging behind her!" Adrien scowled, crossing his arms and glaring at Chloe.

"Actually," Max voices, "by the quality of the photo, the angle, and posture; it's very hard to tell where Belle's hand is. But it's more possible to think her hand is on Queen's rear than just hanging."

"Max!" Adrien cried.

Max shrugged unapologetically.

"Hah!" Chloe mocked, coming around and scrolling through the Ladyblog, grinning as she came across another picture of Blee, them happily embracing. "Exhibit B. Look at them happily embracing." Chloe sighed contently. They were just so perfect together.

Adrien rolls his eyes and comments, "Belle looks pretty uncomfortable right there."

Chloe glared at him. "Oh like Malin's any better?" To prove her point, she scrolled down to reveal a Bellin picture, Malin lounging on Belle while the peacock stared pensively down at the battlefield. Largely ignoring the affectionate fox.

"At least she doesn't look uncomfortable," Adrien points out.

Chloe narrowed her eyes. "Are you saying Queen makes Belle uncomfortable?!"

As the two dived into an argument, they started to drown out the soft thuds that was Marinette's head hitting her desk, and the muted growls and grumbles coming from Alya. "The Ladyblog shouldn't be used like this," she seethed.

"It's ok," Nino tried to ease. "They're just uh..."

"Enough!" Alix cried, getting up and stomping down to the computer. "You guys want the real ship? Here it is." She stopped on a picture of Malin and Queen Bee, former's lips curled in a snarl, while Queen Bee sneered at him.

"WHAT?!" Chloe and Adrien cried.

"Sexual tension," Alix explained with a smirk. "A single push and they'd be totally making out. Belle's just a front."

The two blonds made the most disgusted faces. "A, a regal bee like her with that, that mangy fox?!"

"I think I'm going to be sick," Adrien uttered, hurrying back to the desk and shoved his head under the back of Marinette's blazer, trying to hide from the horror of Malbee. Marinette made a displeased noise as her headbanging was interrupted.

"Please," Kim scoffs aloud. "Hate to burst your bubble, but Bellin is canon."

In two great leaps, he was down by the computer, going to the Ladyblog's search bar. He brought up a Bellin picture that proved them to be canon. A civilian had gotten the two before the Eiffel Tower, Belle kissing Malin's cheek, leaving the fox wide eyed and blushing at the surprised kiss. With a cheeky grin, Kim waved to them. "Canon," he repeats.

Chloe dismisses, "That's just Belle being nice."

"Now the real sexual tension can be found here," Kim declared, showing a picture of Ladybug and Queen Bee getting into a heated argument, their faces inches away from each other. Alya gags. Nino twitches. Chloe makes a face, jaw dropping.

Alix blinked, intrigued. With a coy smile, she mused, "A fight to see who the true Queen of Paris could be. That would have a lot of sexual tension and passion."

"Absolutely not!" Chloe snarled.

"Erm..." came a hushed noise from the back.

"Yes Rose?" Max asked, turning to the blonde.

"I've, I've always kinda liked LadyBleue," Rose said, sweet smile growing on her lips. "They saved me one day, they trust each other so much." She sighed dreamily. Mylène and Juleka smiled in agreement. "They're so cute and sweet. Ladybug is so passionate and straightforward, and Belle so regal and patient."

Nathanael comments, "I've always kinda liked BleueNoir. I think they could be a thing." They were like the calmest ones on the team.

"I'd be up for BleueNoir," Lila backed.

"Belle Bleue belongs with Queen Bee!" Chloe snapped.

As the arguments started to sprout and rise, none noticed the snickering fox kwami sitting above the classroom, watching the show with great amusement.

Oh what a fun day in class this was.

With foxes mating for life, I kinda like the idea that for Adrien, it's very off putting for him to think of being with anyone else.