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"Thank you all for joining me today," Chat bids, trying to ignore the three scowling heroes around him. He just kept his bright smile while Ladybug glared at Queen Bee, and Queen Bee glared at Malin, and Malin glared back. Chat kept his thankful, golden eyes on Belle, who sat attentively across from him, curious to see what the cat had planned. "Now," he continues, "I'm sure we've all noticed how out teamwork it's a little..."

"It's awful," Queen Bee declared.

Chat winced. "Well I wouldn't call it-"

"And whose fault do you think that is?" Ladybug demanded.

"Obviously Malin."

The fox jerks forward, a growl on the tip of his tongue. Belle quickly set a hand on his lips, silencing him and giving a slight scolding, slight pleading look.

Queen Bee smirked. "What does the fox say?"

Malin growled past Belle's hand.

Chat quickly cuts in, "Enough!" All eyes turn to him. Chat brings out his baton, declaring, " As a team, we need to get past this. And some of the best ways is talking and listening." He waved his baton. "So for this afternoon, this is the talking stick. In case no one knows the rules, only the person holding the talking stick can talk. Everyone else has to listen." His golden eyes slid over them. "Capiche?"

They all nod.

"Alright." Sticking his tongue out slightly, Chat started, pointing his baton to Ladybug. "You give me little heart attacks everyday diving into battle with no plan. Will it hurt to stop and think for a bit?" Ladybug looked offended. Chat turned to Queen Bee. "You just drive me up the wall." Queen gaped at him. To Malin, he said, "Seriously? Why all the puns?" Malin harrumphs. To Belle, Chat bid, "You, you're alright. You're like my only source of sanity on this team."

Queen snatched the baton from Chat.

Shooting him a glare, she said, "I don't like you much either. I don't really like any of you. Except for Belle," she leaned forward, giving the peacock a flirty smile, "I'll follow you to the moon."

Malin swiped the baton. "Unfurtionately, she's pretty grounded right now."

Queen grabbed the baton, trying to pull it back. "Jealous that you can't join her in the sky?"

With an evil smile and a childish glint in his eye, Malin mocks, "You know, scientifically, a bee shouldn't fly."

"That just proves how amazing I am!"

"Guys," Chat stresses, "talking stick shouldn't be used like this!"

"What did you expect?" Ladybug grumbles. "Guess you didn't plan this out well."

"LB..."

Belle sighs, leaning back and trying to stay out of it. This was not going to end well.

"You know!" Malin voices, "You don't quite look like a bee!" In a blur, he lightly taps her head with his flute. He plucked the baton from Queen's started fingers, cheeky grin on his lips. "Now you're more bee like."

Queen looked down in horror to see her slim frame had been replaced with a chubbier form. Her face twisted up furiously, blue eyes turning to the cheeky fox with a wild snarl. "I'LL MURDER YOU!"

With a cackle, Malin tore off, baton still clutched tightly in his hands and an angry bee on his tail.

Ladybug jumped up, shouting out as she pursued, "Hey! You two get your fuzzy asses back over here! We're not done till we're a better team!"

Chat and Belle stared after them, gaping slightly. Turning to the golden eyed black cat, Belle asks, "You ok Chat?"

"Yeah..."

"...Do you want a hug?"

"Please..."

Belle opened her arms and allowed the exhausted black cat to flop in them, petting him reassuringly while he rubbed his eyes.

It should not be this difficult...