A/N – Hey guys , so here is Chapter 2 of 'Rules of the avengers' also later on tonight im updating 'Avengers texts' and I might start a more serious story soon I'll probably end up doing another jokey one. And sorry it took me so long to update I just didn't have any feel to write.
So without further ado , explanation to some rules.
Rule 1 - Do not under any circumstances put clown toys in Clint's quarters.
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It was early Friday Morning when it happened. Early meaning 4:54am. Due to Clint's job, his sleeping pattern wasn't really that sorted out. Was more of a case of just go to sleep and wake up whenever.
Anyway onto the story. On that Friday at that ungodly hour, it happened. When Clint woke up it was staring right at him. 'It' being….. A Clown. It's safe to say that Clint let out an 'Oh so manly' Squeal. He would deny making that noise to anyone who asked. Yet, Tony had the video evidence to prove it and to use as blackmail.
But no. Since Tony was the one behind this prank, why would there only be one clown toy in Clint's bed staring at him when he woke up?
So to escape the downright creepy clown toy that he got the joy of waking up with, Clint hastily jumped out of bed and headed to the shower. Only to find that once he was in the shower not only was there a Clown in bed but also one in the shower head, on the toilet, on the cabinet top, in the sink and also one on the towel rack. It's safe to say, Clint skipped his Shower that morning.
After exiting the Creepy Clowny Bathroom Clint made his way (rather quickly might I add) into his room again to put some clothes on. Of course, there had to be some clowns in the dresser too. Yanking his clothes he wanted to wear out of the draw and tossing them on quickly, he exited his room in Stark Tower in search of a certain 'Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist'. After a quick glance at his watch he realised what time it was. After an unsuccessful attempt at checking the labs, to which he wasn't allowed in the labs even though tony wasn't even in there, he tried Tony's room.
Just as Clint reached outside Tony's door he quickly turned around and ran back to his room to retrieve something. After a quick detour from his room to the kitchen to retrieve some Honey, Liquid Soap, Water, and of course ketchup. Clint returned to outside Tony's room with a water gun filled with all of the things he gathered in the kitchen. Deciding that attacking from above would be a far more entertaining and better plan he quickly removed the air duct cover and climbed up.
It only took him a matter of seconds to be in line of fire with Tony's face. If Clint didn't have such good aim then Pepper would most likely murder him if she got wet. Well, she would probably murder him for this any way but at 5:17 in the morning, Clint couldn't bring himself to care.
Checking his aim was right and true, Clint pulled the trigger on the water gun, expertly covering Tony's face in that oh so lovely substance he created earlier.
Tony woke with a very satisfying "EURGH!".
"WHO! WHO DID THIS!" Tony screeched
Clint could no longer contain himself and ended up bursting out laughing in the air duct which on succeeded in making his laughter even louder.
"CLINT!" Both Tony and Pepper, who was awakened by Tony's earlier screech, shouted.
Since that day, no one has put Clown Toys anywhere near where Clint is, in fear of what they may get covered in. Or worse, what other revenge the archer assassin can come up with.
A/N – So yep. That is rule 1. I was going to go on longer but decided that it was long enough already. Rule 2 up soon